RhondaLea 3 #26 February 23, 2005 QuoteI was wondering if someone could recommend me a special throwing technic for go and throws... Or a way to start the wings flapping for some extra drag. Cut the chicken's head off. The first "BASE jump" I ever saw occurred when I was about 4 years old. My father decapitated a chicken (with a hatchet) and the body of the chicken went running over an embankment, flapping the entire time. My father caught up with it on the other side of the brook. rl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divnswoop 0 #27 February 23, 2005 Quote There a couple Nut Sac Assists in there Hey! didn't I copyright the language for that method?? Anyway, PEOPLE GET YOUR COPY OF THE NEEDLE 2!! Got to see it in Marthon and it's fuckin awesome. Base jumping with random acts of stupidity....** ALL OF THE CHICKENS IN THIS VIDEO HAVE THEIR FACES BLURRED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT** And if freefalling 220 is up your alley, you should see the 2 Nut-Sack Assists from 220, there's no chickens in that video!(maybe a nut-sack or 2!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divnswoop 0 #28 February 23, 2005 QuoteHe once constructed a harness to put on his cat equipped with a 48 on it just to throw the cat off of the third story. Just to see "if it would work" and also with blatent disregard for the animals safety. Now Ryan...... Nate had some problems with adult cats and 42/48 inch PC's. At a certain 30' B in Ohio a couple went in with too fast of a decent rate(the 42 inch). At another B that is 34'(the one by the police station) a couple got their nails caught in the mesh of the pilot chutes as they were throwing them.(those were messy) I've talked to him and he realizes the downfall of his thinking....We found a nice 36' S with water under it. So we went to the 52 inch PC with a different sl assist and everything is fine now! Seeing them spaz as they jump is funny....but it gets better when they hit the water! I hope I was vague enough on the locations of the B's and S nate? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #29 February 23, 2005 QuoteAlive or KFC, he has no preference. Kentucky Fucked Chicken? I have my suspicions about the 'secret ingredient'... You guys are seriously disturbed and I'm not sharing my live-stock with you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divnswoop 0 #30 February 23, 2005 QuoteYou guys are seriously disturbed and I'm not sharing my live-stock with you. LIVE-STOCK??!!?? That normally means a herd or two! Just like a base-jumper to keep it all for himself and not share with anybody... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #31 February 23, 2005 I hear chickens come with a tail pocket as standard. Has anyone ever tried stowing anything in their chicken's tail pocket? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #32 February 23, 2005 QuoteYou guys are seriously disturbed and I'm not sharing my live-stock with you. so you are keeping it all to yourself?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #33 February 23, 2005 QuoteHas anyone ever tried stowing anything in their chicken's tail pocket? Only debagged giblets. Is a chickens rectum stronger than half a black band ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #34 February 23, 2005 What's wrong with that? Chickens are a sport necessity. Early in my carreer, the "Chucken" was introduced to me by the "World Famous" and the McConkster. From that point onward, It was all about developing the proper chucking the chicken techniques. When I'd first started chucking the chicken, it worked, but often there was premature extraction due to beginners anxiety. ryoder pointed out the proper way to use BOC. That little tidbit of information is going to save lots of hassle. Thanks ryoder. Juiced chickens will be a new party favorite as well.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #35 February 23, 2005 Chucking the chicken? Chucking??? And all this time I thought it was 'choking'. This explains a lot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bennii 0 #36 February 23, 2005 QuoteJust to all those people that think safety nate is kidding, he is not. He is a sick person. Safety Nate has a long history of animal cruelty and has been before court due to the matter on several occasions. Don't ever let him around your animals (especially chickens). He once constructed a harness to put on his cat equipped with a 48 on it just to throw the cat off of the third story. Just to see "if it would work" and also with blatent disregard for the animals safety. Another time at the DZ, there was an abandoned group of kittens that he repeatedly ran over with the four wheeler, again, just for fun. I didn't think he was kidding, I was dead serious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #37 February 23, 2005 QuoteJust like a base-jumper to keep it all for himself and not share with anybody... Sorry if you misunderstood - my sheep are for shearing not sharing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites divnswoop 0 #38 February 24, 2005 QuoteSorry if you misunderstood - my sheep are for shearing not sharing. Boy can dream....... MAYBE for every sheep I shear,... nevermind! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Twoply 0 #39 February 25, 2005 And I heard he has enormous hemorrhoids that are like big stinky, brown balloons. -family guy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites davelepka 4 #40 February 25, 2005 QuoteAnd I heard he has enormous hemorrhoids that are like big stinky, brown balloons. Biggest in the state. They're huge. I heard he needed a harness re-size just to get them in there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 0
divnswoop 0 #38 February 24, 2005 QuoteSorry if you misunderstood - my sheep are for shearing not sharing. Boy can dream....... MAYBE for every sheep I shear,... nevermind! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twoply 0 #39 February 25, 2005 And I heard he has enormous hemorrhoids that are like big stinky, brown balloons. -family guy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davelepka 4 #40 February 25, 2005 QuoteAnd I heard he has enormous hemorrhoids that are like big stinky, brown balloons. Biggest in the state. They're huge. I heard he needed a harness re-size just to get them in there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
