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Sweet Commercial!!!

No, not before. Does screaming "Oh, God!" during the act count?

LMFAO!!!!! Nataly, you are being very entertaining today!!! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

*crosses fingers* "Please let Swervy answer that, please let Swervy answer that..." I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

+1 I wasnt on for maybe 3 hours and I missed all of this! But it's still super entertaining! Kim, you are hilarious!! I only wish I had been around earlier to see all of her (his) comments too! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

I dont stay out of trouble. Somehow, some way, trouble ALWAYS manages to find me! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Still not gonna convince me to click on it! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

I've never had occasion to poop in the great outdoors, and I plan on keeping it that way!!! .....also, I'm pretty sure I would be able to hold it!

+1 Learned my lesson earlier.... Its gonna take weeks to get those images out of my head alone! Ill leave the vidoes of spiders jumping (my biggest fear!) and landing with a thud to the brave souls!! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Happy Birthday!!!!!

Why, Oh why did I click on those links????? Thank you in advance for the nightmares Im sure to endure tonight.... if I can actually fall asleep, that is! *pouty emoticon* I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Just the big hairy ones??? What about the stubby ones? Or the spikey ones??? EEEEEK!!!!!!! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

I freaking *HATE* spiders!! They scare the heck out of me!! I usually cant even kill them with a shoe, because that is getting WAY too close to them! I'm convinced that if I were on fear factor and they put me in that box of spiders, that I would have a heart attack instantly! *Shudder* I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Happy birthday Robert!!!!! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Lately Ive been getting automated calls from Donald Trump! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Eli, you will be greatly missed. I am so shocked and saddened by the terrible news. Fly free. Blue Skies forever!

Happy Birthday!!!!!!

Congratulations Robert!!!! Thats so awesome! Good luck! I hope you get it!!!

Hope you have a wonderful day!!!! XOXO I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

I dont have a set time, but I usually end up crashing sometime between 3 and 4am every night. Of course, I dont usually wake up until sometime between 9 and 10am either! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

+1 on the shower being overrated. Theres no comfortable way to do it in there. In a car is also not the best, but have you guys tried on the hood of a car??? Many possibilities there! I've always enjoyed the pool/hot tub though! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

ROFLMFAO!!!!!! The second story (in the post near the end of that thread) has me crying from laughing so hard!! I've never read anything funnier in my life!! HOLY CRAP!!!! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Check out CSI from 8/13/09.... Skydiving episode!!

You watch the Fairly Odd Parents? LMFAO!!! it cracked me up!! OH MY GOD - is this what Timmy is going through - I have to unwish that wish immediately! Um.... I have a 3 year old... Whats YOUR excuse for watching it? I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

You watch the Fairly Odd Parents? LMFAO!!! it cracked me up!! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy