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damn!!! I knew the Russians would beat us because Ralph Lauren cant/is to scared to supply hats like that.... "Its such a beautiful day outside, we should thank the leader." "The leader? Who the hell is that? Some sort of leader?" -Homer Simpson.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME WITH THAT VID???? thank god he didnt pull out a pin while dragging his ass on the aircraft floor. (among a bazillion other things that could have gone wrong) one word.... YIKES. edit to add (among a bazillion other things that could have gone wrong) "Its such a beautiful day outside, we should thank the leader." "The leader? Who the hell is that? Some sort of leader?" -Homer Simpson.

Now THATS funny! I dont care who you are! (and please before anyone flips out, I know it was a joke, and yes, I am a 36 jump wonder, and I always talk to my instructors about downsizing, and I will make sure all my landings are perfect, and try a downwinder first, and make sure my traffic patterns are awesome and blah, blah, blah.....) ITS FUNNY PEOPLE! "Its such a beautiful day outside, we should thank the leader." "The leader? Who the hell is that? Some sort of leader?" -Homer Simpson.

I dunno too much about twitter but if i read one more article that contains the word 'tweet' I will 100% be fired from my job for A. wasting company time looking at garbage at work. B. Trying to explain to my boss why my computer screens suddenly found themselves being smashed to oblivion, with a baseball bat, on a viral video, being sent via 'Tweets' saying "oh, dude I just watched this vid of this guy going postal on his comp, saying how much he hates twitter... that dude has issues" (read that in your best spicoli voice) "Its such a beautiful day outside, we should thank the leader." "The leader? Who the hell is that? Some sort of leader?" -Homer Simpson.

So I just called Verizon and had them switch my phone from the Storm back to my OLD Motorola Q. My Storm would freeze up when I got into fast text conversations, drop calls, have a 10 second delay to actually answer an incoming phone call after I pressed the green answer button. I am pissed because my "cool" phone S-U-C-K-S!!!!! All the iPhone users in my office are smirking at me, my buddy was giving me the "I told you" speech, and I dont have a cool phone. (yesssss Mother, I am that shallow!!!) Does anyone like their Storm? Or are you like me wanting to watch it take a bounce on the next load up? "Its such a beautiful day outside, we should thank the leader." "The leader? Who the hell is that? Some sort of leader?" -Homer Simpson.

+1 "Its such a beautiful day outside, we should thank the leader." "The leader? Who the hell is that? Some sort of leader?" -Homer Simpson.

"and dont forget to bring a towel!!" "HE ALLREADY SAID THAT TOWLEE!!!!" "oh ya right.... oh man im so high....." "Its such a beautiful day outside, we should thank the leader." "The leader? Who the hell is that? Some sort of leader?" -Homer Simpson.

Hellz ya it was a stale-mate... but every once and a while Picard gets those crazy Borg flash backs and tries to strangle someone.... ENGAGE!!!! "Its such a beautiful day outside, we should thank the leader." "The leader? Who the hell is that? Some sort of leader?" -Homer Simpson.

me thinks I wish the phrase "me thinks" would choke on a ham sammich "Its such a beautiful day outside, we should thank the leader." "The leader? Who the hell is that? Some sort of leader?" -Homer Simpson.

ahhhh it was just a super nova.... I see those all the time.... "Its such a beautiful day outside, we should thank the leader." "The leader? Who the hell is that? Some sort of leader?" -Homer Simpson.

BAAAHAHAHAHAHA Old news right?? "Its such a beautiful day outside, we should thank the leader." "The leader? Who the hell is that? Some sort of leader?" -Homer Simpson.

Okay, we have a couple of hours to take some bets.... $100.00 says its Elvis..... Your thoughts/wagers? What did NASA find??? "Its such a beautiful day outside, we should thank the leader." "The leader? Who the hell is that? Some sort of leader?" -Homer Simpson.

Oh JEESE!!! I kinda wish it would have been the cannon.... I wouldnt have felt as bad then!!! "Its such a beautiful day outside, we should thank the leader." "The leader? Who the hell is that? Some sort of leader?" -Homer Simpson.

wait wait wait.... did I just read that you got two new "children" after you just replyed on my thread [Time waster at work...] with this website..... http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html did your other "children" accidentally fall into the kitten cannon? Needed new ones? "Its such a beautiful day outside, we should thank the leader." "The leader? Who the hell is that? Some sort of leader?" -Homer Simpson.

they went away when the 40 hour work week turned into the 45 hour and then the 55 hour week. oh but dont worry we have noticed you have been doing a GREAT job... here is your 3.5% raise...... BONG!!!!! "Its such a beautiful day outside, we should thank the leader." "The leader? Who the hell is that? Some sort of leader?" -Homer Simpson.

Smashy pinguin make me smile.... Long = 323.2 BEAT IT LOSER!!!! "Its such a beautiful day outside, we should thank the leader." "The leader? Who the hell is that? Some sort of leader?" -Homer Simpson.

345.6 to 1 "Its such a beautiful day outside, we should thank the leader." "The leader? Who the hell is that? Some sort of leader?" -Homer Simpson.

Just once I wanted to be the cool kid that got spashed... IS THAT TO FREAKING MUCH TO ASK??? "Its such a beautiful day outside, we should thank the leader." "The leader? Who the hell is that? Some sort of leader?" -Homer Simpson.

Quote I'm sure with the owners and the instructors present, they wouldn't have let them jump if they were VISIBLY under the influence. Ya thats what I am talking about.... I heard it was the INSTRUCTORS throwing the sardines at them minutes before the jump.... Ratings and whistles should be revoked.... "Its such a beautiful day outside, we should thank the leader." "The leader? Who the hell is that? Some sort of leader?" -Homer Simpson.

Second hand info here.... Please dont bash I just want to verify. Heard that they both had just ingested LARGE amounts of sardines before the jump. Can anyone verify? swooping + sardines just equal stupidity, cant believe nobody said anything. I thought we were family..... "Its such a beautiful day outside, we should thank the leader." "The leader? Who the hell is that? Some sort of leader?" -Homer Simpson.

And very smelly too... Listen I love aliens just as much as the next guy, hell I even hire one to cut my grass everyweek... the gov't knows about them! hmm? what was that? OOOOhhhhhh sorry wrong type of alien... right... um well ya, wacky just plain wacky. "Its such a beautiful day outside, we should thank the leader." "The leader? Who the hell is that? Some sort of leader?" -Homer Simpson.

Well I dunno about wanting to turn your wrists into hamburger meat while taking Chantix, but I do know 3 people who have taken it. My Grandmother (she will never quit) a co-worker (now he smokes secretivly unless he gets a couple of beers in him) and a girlfriend (smoking is WAY cooler to her than not) Yup, all three still smoke. Here is my advice. Take the $150 bucks that you are going to spend on the pills and buy some cigs or jump tickets with them. hell they are almost the same price now. I smoked for a very long time, one day I just looked at myself in the mirror and decided to quit. (ya alot easier said than done) But I realized that one of the main reasons I smoked was because I had a beer in my hand. So i quit drinking too... (only after they put me in the straight jacket) Long story short I can now actually enjoy a beer instead of slamming it, cigs actually taste bad when I try to smoke, and i get to have an elitest attitude to all those gross smokers out there... Quit when you want to quit... then you will not need semi-tested on lab rats that smoke "wonder anti-smoking drugs" The pharma industry has zillions of dollars anyways, dont give them yours. "Its such a beautiful day outside, we should thank the leader." "The leader? Who the hell is that? Some sort of leader?" -Homer Simpson.

dont believe it!!! medical marijuana turned me into a towel.... oh man im so high.... YOUR A TOWEL!!!! "Its such a beautiful day outside, we should thank the leader." "The leader? Who the hell is that? Some sort of leader?" -Homer Simpson.

you know what else has wings and doesn't fly.... an ostrich so f*ck you! "Its such a beautiful day outside, we should thank the leader." "The leader? Who the hell is that? Some sort of leader?" -Homer Simpson.

ughhh will this funeral EVER end???? "Its such a beautiful day outside, we should thank the leader." "The leader? Who the hell is that? Some sort of leader?" -Homer Simpson.