Smirniof

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  1. So Nataly ...seriously now ... You are not realy thinking about switching jobs are you?
  2. Also ...got to be either 18 or 21 depending on the state :))
  3. Got to have teeth , a pulse ...anything else is optional :)
  4. Dear Girls, I just wanna point a few things: 1) Being dead gorgeous on the outside only makes you attractive to a guy till you open your mouth. We guys like to watch a beautiful woman ... but prefer to make love to one who is naughty . 2) Sometimes the perfect guy is right in front of you ... trying hard to get your attention and you ignore him . 3) You can be dead gorgeous or dead ugly ... if you don't know how to seduce a guy ... you won't get any. 4) Sometimes guys try harder to please you and find things in commun with you , but eventualy they get tired of trying and they give up. Only way to know a person is to be honest and to live with him for a while. These are my 2 cents ... Mircea
  5. The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good," said the teacher. Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events." "Very good, Jenny," said the teacher.. Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath ... Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk.. "$2,467," he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?" "Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?" "I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a free sample." They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog shit!" Then I would say,"It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?" "I used the governmental approach of giving you something shitty that they say is good, and then making you pay to get the shitty taste out of your mouth."
  6. Thanks :) You're a sweetheart :)
  7. Do you have the name of the spray by any chance? :)
  8. Anyone knows a product that I can safely apply to my OXYGN mask visor to make it fog proof? Thanks :)
  9. Beautiful place. If I remember correctly there are plenty of nice restaurants and shops. I believe it's in Santorini where they sell some type of shells where there make some nice carvings. Also if you can take the ferry to Capri Island . :)
  10. I should have taken pictures right at the site but I was a bit thrown by who it was and it never occurred to me until I got home. I would prefer to have pics of the site as well, as there were marks from where it fell. And sorry, the incident didn't inspire me to take pics of my breasts, so anyone looking forward to that is just shit out of luck! We would love to see some pictures of you in that leather gear though
  11. Hmm... only for my knees ... :)
  12. I am actualy thinking about adding a second girl in between . It might add just the right amount of cushion. Sorry guys ... no pictures / videos ... we just can't find someone to hold the camera
  13. I was actualy on top ... her ankles on my shoulders. I was actualy wondering about some cream or something for carpen burns. Wondering if you know something that works .
  14. Anyone knows any good remedies for carpet burns?
  15. Kaspersky is really good. Very satisfied :)
  16. Ohh ... Nataly ... I was 90% sure from the title of the thread it was you :). Welcome back you sex freak :P Ohh...answer to the question ... not realy ... sex has to be good for a good relationship :).
  17. It looks like you are not alone . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meGJ0Wiou3U
  18. Eat plenty of onions and garlic ..then go out ... and drink plenty of carbonted water ... :) ... He will be more than glad to let you go :)
  19. I always wondered what a plasma would look like after being dropped from 12000feet ... on the other hand ... a nice strip tease and some hot steamy sex would make up for the broken tv :))
  20. That's why I don't keep a jar of pennies in my house. Send it back to Sony ... tell them it was like this when you bought it ... ask for a refund :)
  21. Can someone id this dropzone ? I would love to visit :). WARNING ... link is graphic ... +18 Years and Older http://www.redtube.com/24175
  22. They crashed the Lambo didn't they?
  23. Well I wouldn't mind my gf/wife sleeping with another chick ...if she allows me to join in :D
  24. With some whipped cream and a cherry on top Nataly?