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very long memory actually. I know exactly why you chose to come out and fight during WWII, because you needed money! Because your economy runs on war. As you do everything for money, not because of some greater good. You could have come a little earlier, like right when you guys found out about concentration camps, that was way, way before you thought of helping. You knew, and you didn't care untill it affected your country. fear is the mindkill

well, then you should know this was ment as a joke, but I can see that you can't take it... fear is the mindkill

you mean old people that have no quality of life and therefore can choose to end it in a way that they don't have to suffer.... yes, good isn't it! That people can choose what do do with their own life... It's not like the choice has been made for them... fear is the mindkill

I could name lots of other dictators... And the best example is Bush... I think we Europeans should send troups to the US to take out Bush, he is a dangerous man... fear is the mindkill

wow, you americans are strange, you know that??? I'm totally flabbergasted by reading some of these replies... I guess you know what we think of the death penalty in The Netherlands... Isn't it better to keep him locked for the rest of his life, with nothing, because he has nothing to worry about anymore now, he's dead, he even thinks he died a marters death... He's dead and you guys still have to deal with iraq... and it's not like the situation over there has improved since you got saddam... fear is the mindkill

Best book on everest I ever read was 'Into thin air' by jon krakauer. Thrilled me from beginning till end! Anybody here read this? What's your opinion? fear is the mindkill

if you translate it: feet-on-ground... so I don't know why you use this... fear is the mindkill

I've already learned here that being Dutch and having Dutch values is not something people here understand, so I will just wisely say nothing... (ok, so I've said something already) fear is the mindkill

maybe she's tired of being banged.... fear is the mindkill

Through birth I'm jewish, but I'm not religious at all. I believe in love and evolution... fear is the mindkill

1. Caravans 2. Kevin Costner 3. Big Brother 4. Pikeys 5. Beer from Andy's fridge 6. Andy's headphones 7. Standard vehicles 8. Micky D's 9. Bras (all bras... like even Victoria Secrets bras?) 10. Knickers (even sexy black silk ones and thongs?) 11. Women with willys 12. LMWB (with pies?) 13. Variety of dildos and vibrators 14. Camera with pie smeared all over the lens 15. Andy in his crusty Grundies with no bathing for 2 weeks, a daily wank and maybe an STD. (and a pound and a half of smegg if LM is patient) 16. Rats 17. Crocagators or snakes (under discussion pending approval of UNUSED toys sent back out of room 101) 18. Intelligent laser beams 19. Contents of room 201 20. Cockroaches 21. STD's (even the one that Andy might get to go into room 101) 22. Nathan 23. Commadore 64's 24. Rap 25. Downwind landings on asphalt 26. Vacations with itineraries 27. Kbordson 28. Chocolate 29. Cellphones 30. Poodles 31. Pineapple Pizza …. Mmmm pizza 32. Edited posts 33. A book to help LMWB run her cult 34. STD Spray 35. Celine Dion 36. Last Saturday fear is the mindkill

Since it's from 2004, maybe you all now it already, for me it's new. I laughed really hard! LOL! John Cleese Letter to America Variant of 'Notice of Revocation of Independence' purportedly written by John Cleese (Dec. 2004) To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: 1. You should look up revocation in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up aluminium. Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour', skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters. You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix ize will be replaced by the suffix ise. You will learn that the suffix 'burgh' is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up vocabulary. Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up interspersed. There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language as often. 2. There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of -ize. 3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to cockney,upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents - Scottish dramas such as Taggart will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is Devon. If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become shires e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire. 4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English characters. British sit-coms such as Men Behaving Badly or Red Dwarf will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness. 5. You should relearn your original national anthem, God Save The Queen but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through. 6. You should stop playing American football. There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American football is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays American football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US Rugby sevens side by 2005. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders,your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called rounders, which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs. 7. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public. 8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called Indecisive Day. 9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time,you will go metric with immediate effect and conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour. 10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers. 11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself. 12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer,and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. The substances formerly known as American Beer will henceforth be referred to as Near-Frozen Knat's Urine,with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as Weak Near-Frozen Knat's Urine. This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen,Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion. 13. From November 10th the UK will harmonise petrol (or Gasoline, as you will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2005) prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US gallon- get used to it). 14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun. 15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy. 16. Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776). Thank you for your co-operation and have a great day. John Cleese fear is the mindkill

wouldn't that be boring... fear is the mindkill

please don't! A man has to have hair... fear is the mindkill