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  1. Ok, I have to thank Brett for jumping with a lowtimer like myself. Nevertheless he took me on a really fun jump. we did the horny gorilla exit and kept it till breakoff. He also tried to spin me off but I was able to hold on the whole time. I know this is probably really easy for you experienced jumpers but it was new to me and it was the funnest jump I have made to date. Does any1 have any horny gorilla pics & or stories that they can post on this thread for me to see? Thanks in advance for sharing your memories. My drinking team has a skydiving problem
  2. Where is the Punisher when you need him? My drinking team has a skydiving problem
  3. Just say NOT GUILTY, get a court date, postpone the court date once or twice, show up to court. I bet the officer forgot all about it at this point and wont even show up which means you don't get a ticket and your record is clean. This worked for me 2 out of 3 times My drinking team has a skydiving problem
  4. Except Shaq's bed was like 5x bigger... That does look like a party bed tho--NICE My drinking team has a skydiving problem
  5. Since he's not a good rapist, that should help Jada sleep more soundly at night. Chris lol I deserved that 1 My drinking team has a skydiving problem
  6. 154 WILL SMITH BIG WILLIE STYLE 1997 ? WTF??? I mean Fresh Prince of Bel Air was an ok T.V show, but Hes not a good raper/singer My drinking team has a skydiving problem
  7. lol Ingenuity has no bounds My drinking team has a skydiving problem
  8. Last two weeks its been windy or raining, but clear skies and 65-70 degree weather is upon us My drinking team has a skydiving problem
  9. You're a Teacher? Yes, and I'm teaching you how to get out of tickets My drinking team has a skydiving problem
  10. If you know you were speeding you deserve to pay the fine. Why try to get it out of it when you know you did something wrong? umm..because I didn't want to pay a fine, and pay higher premiums on my insurance since I drive an 06 Mustang..Why pay money when you don't have to? My drinking team has a skydiving problem
  11. You mean I'm not supposed to be using the Voltron toothbrush I got when I was 5? jk My drinking team has a skydiving problem
  12. Last year I got 3 tickets in 2 months--I know but I drive slower now(mostly). But I said NOT GUILTY to all 3 tickets and got court dates for each. So I showed up to court the first two times and the Officer didn't. So I was off scott free on the first two. The third time he did show up and I got the ticket but I talked the judge into reducing it, and since I did traffic school my record is clean. Not bad for 2 month's of reckless driving-lol Edited to add: NEVER admit guilt even if you know you were speeding/running lights... It will help you in court. My drinking team has a skydiving problem
  13. I'm betting these guys could outrun any cops My drinking team has a skydiving problem
  14. pfloyd

    Homeless

    I only gave 1 homeless guy money before. He was very truthful about his intentions and thats why I rewarded him. His sign read "No lie, I want to buy beer and crack!". My drinking team has a skydiving problem
  15. What a sicko I wouldn't care if he took his own life, but to take his daughters life? And you know he was trying to kill granny too! People like this give morons a bad name My drinking team has a skydiving problem
  16. I met a jumper at a local brewery during a tasting session and he talked about skydiving to me and my wife. He talked us into coming out and jumping the next day (wasn't a hard sell as both my wife and I have entertained the idea of it before) and the DZ was pretty close to our location. I loved it and my wife even did 2 tandems. So word of mouth is what got me into sport. My drinking team has a skydiving problem
  17. Well it took a while, but good job on getting your money back! Hopefully this guy will think twice about his professionalism! My drinking team has a skydiving problem
  18. Maybe giving up skydiving will open new doors and give you the opportunity to pick up knitting or basket weaving. Best of luck My drinking team has a skydiving problem
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  20. pfloyd

    I'm Famous!!!

    Good for you, as its your first published photo your home DZ should be getting a new case of beer in the fridge And please attach the photo, since I am at work I don't have my copy of Parachutist with me; I want to see the picture. Keep up the good work! My drinking team has a skydiving problem
  21. It's great that you are constantly aware of the possibilty of a mal...But why is it just a matter of time.....? Seems like after 30 jumps you are almost expecting one.... Not that I expect a mal, I just know that there is a possibility it could happen. And I just want to be prepared for that event. And learning from other people went through couldn't hurt. My drinking team has a skydiving problem
  22. OMG I bet I would have needed to change my undies after that 1! My drinking team has a skydiving problem
  23. So glad you had a happy ending there! Never give up! My drinking team has a skydiving problem
  24. I want to thank everyone who shared their stories with me, you guys have been there and done that! Im not worried about my packjobs, in fact I think I pack great! I was just figuring odds for bad luck or what not. But I hear a lot about tension knots and old line jobs, and that worries me. My rig had 650 jumps on the original line set when I bought it and ive put about 15 jumps on it since. I have had on heading great opening so far, but since I dont want to temp fate, I think a new line set is in order in the very near future. So thanks again everyone --blue skies My drinking team has a skydiving problem
  25. Whats up, so far I haven't had a cutaway but I know its just a mater of time. My question is, when you had a cutaway, what do you think the reason was that caused the malfunction in the first place? Was it poorly packed, were you spinning at pull time? I am sure there are several contributing factors to a mal. Thanks in advance for sharing your experience with me! My drinking team has a skydiving problem