lilDevil

OK so whos doing the what men do wrong list LMAO ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

you said you were away this weekend ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has got it right. A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister. Question: What is her motive for killing her sister? Give this some thought before you answer. Scroll down when you have your answer. . . . Answer: She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you. If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off my email list, unless that will tick you off. Then I'll just be extra nice to you. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

WOW you could sell that pic, thats put the biggest smile on my face :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

cute, he loves his dad :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Well your not supposed to slap it on like butter ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Possum :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Its good for you LMAO ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

shes cute how about Sasha ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

so if I put on 6 kilos of lead and have my toes up my butt curl into a ball I may have half a chance of catching you lol You need a baggy suit. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Thats so bad, have you checked ebay to see if they are trying to sell it on there. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

well done mate ! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

HOW MUCH THE CONVENTION COST RANTOUL New shower facilities, $130,000 Marketing payments, $20,000 Police overtime, $9,983 Utilities, $6,835 Legal costs, $5,316 Other expenses, $54,193 Total, $226,327 I dont know were they got those figures, the whole thing was set up and run by volunteers and staff. im sure there are some expenses but come on ! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

I just don't believe people sometimes...I would have left a note! Yep so would I ! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

nice shame im not in the USA I could have done it for you, I have embroidery machines and I do have dog designs. Did you want that dog design ? Let me know maybe I could do it on a patch. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

eh? more brit speak? Fucked if I know Lost me to must be from down south ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

maybe the paper could help them set up paypal or something like that that would give them another story so maybe an insentive them out. They have a list of people under the contacts on the page ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Yall come back now :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

well said ! xoxo ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

your week sounds like my year :-( ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Its also lucky you know me and know this was just a joke ;-) True cause even with all those ailment I'd stil tap ya Yeh right if we ever get to the DZ on the same day LMAO ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Its also lucky you know me and know this was just a joke ;-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

If my body were a car, This is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that’s not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it’s especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here’s the worst of it -almost everytime I sneeze, cough or splutter -either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires……… ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

> A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he > takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. > > A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an > erection. > The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you > call > for me? > > The man replies, "No, what do you mean?" She says, "You must be new > here. > Let me explain. > It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called > for > me. > > Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on > a > towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with > her. > > Later, the man continues to explore th e colony's facilities. He > enters > the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. > Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward > him, "Did you call for me? " says the hairy man. > > "No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer. > > It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me. The > huge > man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way > with him. > > > The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted > by > the smiling, naked receptionist, > > "May I help you?" she says. > > The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back > and you can keep the $500 membership fee. > > " But, Sir, " she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. > You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities." > > The man replies, " Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an > erection > once a month. > I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

no lol just dont want him feeling left out, he is a good friend ! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !