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Me: We're gonna need you to move your office into the storage room... We're hiring some more help and we need the space. Travis: Is there heat I'm getting older Me: No, but there is some bug spray back there... Spray enough of that around and you shouldn't be coherent enough to care. Gravity Waits for No One.

I just laughed so hard I think I might've pulled something... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3140464 Gravity Waits for No One.

Well, I'm surprised you couldn't tell from the picture, I was working on perfecting my asscheekmonauti. I only have about 100 jumps, so I'm still working on getting my freefall speeds below 80mph... I know that's still pretty fast, but I don't have my astronaut license from your program yet, nor have I mastered Relative Gravitational Wind... JP has been showing me the ways of the force though... Thanks for asking him to help me! Also, I really have to know... Why did you try to take the credit for theorizing Relative Gravitational Wind? JP isn't very happy about that. Not cool man. Gravity Waits for No One.

He says he's not done with them yet... So I replied: The Bobs want to know when you're going to have those done... Also I thought I might remind you, just in case you forgot, that this Friday is Hawaiian shirt day.......... So, you can wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans if you want. Gravity Waits for No One.

He replied back and I asked him if he was "done with those TPS reports yet". Waiting for response....... Gravity Waits for No One.

Fuck Studying. I didn't even sleep last night. Now I'm at school till 6pm... Following that I'll be staying up all night long again to get another report done... And I'll be staying up probably pretty darn late (or early from ones' perspective) on the next night as well... To top it off, I didn't even jump last weekend, which is 100% due to the fact that I have too much damn HW to do. Lame. Rant over. Gravity Waits for No One.

two sent from different accounts Gravity Waits for No One.

Yeah, I actually considered putting that in the "see also" section, but I didn't want it to be too obvious for the wiki mods. Putting up a whole lot of references and technical jargon seems to have done the trick with respect to pulling the wool over their eyes. Gravity Waits for No One.

What are you talking about? JP created the theory of Relative Gravitational Wind. Didn't you know? Gravity Waits for No One.

I have NEVER claimed to invent anything of the sort. You don't have to be modest JP... Just admit that you singlehandedly discovered "relative gravitational wind"... It's what makes your new skydiving technique safer, right. Fucking awesome! Those who've seen the discovery channel special on skydiving and myriad other "references" that pulled from the "breathing in freefall" portion of the rec.skydiving FAQ will likely laugh as hard as I did. Blues, Dave lol, you likey? Gravity Waits for No One.

Holy Crap, that's really red! Won't you get in trouble for that? Gravity Waits for No One.

That's right! By using the secret atmonauti fundamental force of relative gravitational wind JP learned to indefinitely stop falling and make skydiving completely safe... Read this thread http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3140956;#3140956 (from the beginning if you have the patience and want to burn some time). Gravity Waits for No One.

Well they do employ virtual gravitons to increase their lift, so in my opinion they deserve their title. Learn how to use quantum field theory under canopy and you'll get to throw around cool terms like "astronaut" and "relative gravitational wind" as well. Gravity Waits for No One.

I saw it on the internet, so it must be true... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relative_Gravitational_Wind Gravity Waits for No One.

True Dat! They need to learn how to bag that baby batter! ~El Josh AKA Ruby lol, on the video her kids actually gave her a pearl necklace for mother's day... I was nearly rolling on the floor... Exactly what her husband should have been giving her all along. Gravity Waits for No One.

Looks like she needs to work on getting more pearl necklaces... and less buns in the oven. Gravity Waits for No One.

Well at least you guys have Relative Gravitational Wind working for ya... I heard that makes freeflying with a tandem super safe. Gravity Waits for No One.

Actually, I think that drawing is mislabeled (must be another english-french translation problem)... That drawing illustrates proper atmonauti landing technique... That's why the guy is about a foot off the deck. Duh. Gravity Waits for No One.

I have NEVER claimed to invent anything of the sort. You don't have to be modest JP... Just admit that you singlehandedly discovered "relative gravitational wind"... It's what makes your new skydiving technique safer, right. Gravity Waits for No One.

Adorable! Dave lol, it must be nice to "discover" these new forces of nature. I bet future Atmonauts will be so skilled that they'll generate enough lift such that they'll only need to land when they feel like it... They might even be able to land like that... That would be REALLY safe. Gravity Waits for No One.

4960x1600 http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1267/1260972525_1964eb8cd1_b.jpg Gravity Waits for No One.

Mmmm...must be chilly in Santa Barbara today.

How's it working for ya? Does the OIS cause any jitter problems? Gravity Waits for No One.