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LMFAO!!!!!!!! I'm sure he could!!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

wildblue I think she meant "come beat my head against the head bored I'm so horny I can't sleep" JMHO My New Website with 24hr Chat

a huge hairy women busts in the room catching the two drunkin detectives with their pants around their ankles looking for the KY and the holes on the defective love dolls. One cries "Hey these dulls huv nooo hulesss *slur*" The hairy woman says "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING WITH MY SISTERS???" and walks towards the naked, drunkin, detectives with fire in her eyes. A loud noise was heard from the other room..................... My New Website with 24hr Chat

Sorry if I seem like a Post Whore!! But I AM!! Anyways: We are going to be having a VCR-TV at the DZ this weekend for anyone who wants tapes and video of any of their jumps. We are supplying this in the hope we make the record jump and then we can all have a copy of the jump

Ok guys! Tomorrow is the DAY!! I'm excited and hope we can have a blast! My New Website with 24hr Chat

Cambodia hot on the trail if the suspicious man hiding behind swoop blade at the swoop meet. They tracked him to a seedy motel with prostitues under dimly lit neon signs, on the out skirts of....... My New Website with 24hr Chat

Ok skreamer I had to do it, she said post them and I think I have one of the ones you sent out to all us guys!! BTW Nice pictures.... My New Website with 24hr Chat

The DEA's website... The pictures were tied to the photo evidence of the swooper selling shrooms too skydivers during the last swoop meet.... No names have been released except ........ My New Website with 24hr Chat

*** Definition for thong ... *** n : the flexible part of a whip [syn: {lash}] *** End of definition. My New Website with 24hr Chat

[sarcastic Slappie] Oh Thanks for saving us the toture of the others! HA and Miller Lite isn't ranked up there with the others?[/sarcastic Slappie] My New Website with 24hr Chat

HEY NOW I REPRESENT THAT REMARK..... My New Website with 24hr Chat

I now see that your true colors are showing thru, you are and AGGIE You need a real Texan from UT to show you how to drink BEER and enjoy it.... My New Website with 24hr Chat

OUCH! My New Website with 24hr Chat

LMAO It got your blood pressure up enough to respond to it...*shrugs* thought that's what ya wanted? My New Website with 24hr Chat

Ok we haven't had a chain story in awhile.....Let's start it here... I was sitting in my office looking out the window when I noticed this huge green & puprle object in the sky. Wondering what I was looking at, a bright beem of blue light came from the underside of the "thing" knowing this wasn't something humans built I.............. My New Website with 24hr Chat

LMFAO He's still the gruff old cranky skydiver... he has tho mellowed with age guys. Still one hell of a Big Way organiser.. Plus he's registered with DZ.com { Carbonezone } is the nick so I think we just found our jump record organiser

What PMS stands for: Potential Murder Suspect My New Website with 24hr Chat

968 till I reach 1,000 My New Website with 24hr Chat

All I can say is WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BIFF!!!!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

Ya know what Texas Foreplay is? "Get in the truck b*tch!" My New Website with 24hr Chat

I'm not sure I'd want to jump there!! At my DZ if you don't bring beer for a first your shunned and stoned! We've ALWAYS got someone doing something for the first time. Even Zennie bought a KEG of beer because he had logged so many firsts. Come down to Texas Justin and we'll show you how to celebrate a first... oh and no Corona, we prefer Shiner Bock or Lil Green Bottles

I've had turds bigger then that bird My New Website with 24hr Chat

Because the Credit Card companies charge the DZO a % for the privledge to be able to accept the certain cards. I hope this clears it up for you. Not all DZ's do this. My New Website with 24hr Chat

I'm not a swooper but I'd love to see how it's really done.. *poke Ramon*

Ya know what screw the music, country chix rock!! Those jeans on so tight you know she is either wearing a thong or nothing at all!! I WANT PICTURES!!!! drooling.... Rodeo time can't get here fast enough in Houston!! My New Website with 24hr Chat