sitflyslater

awwww, damn, sorry about dropping the NIGGER word on here. for now on, i'll refer to it as "banjo lip". how's that? just kidding. love ya'll _______________________________________ "these are not my arms, these are not my legs, they're wings biotch!!" orfun #6

to all of my orfun and other skydiving friends, my skydiving has come to a complete stop due to further complications with my neck. after another dr.'s appt. earlier friday, i have made the decision to never jump again. one lil fuck up can cause a lotta shit with my neck and spine. i'm in tears now just thinking about it. i would be traveling to providence, ri. in a week and was planning on jumping, but plans have changed. i just can't take another hard blow to the "red" neck. lol. although i can't continue to jump, i still want to stay in the dz family. at this time i would like to thank a few friends for a hell of a time........ lee and brandy gerrard mr. chris whitley (and yeah i said mr.) hans and sandy paulsen robbie and marianne rob blaine and his bitch, bob barefoot kev.hey kev.,if ya take out the "arr" in "parrot head" what does it spell? lol kelly anne marie downsize mike frank the nigger ny brian freefly brian freeflynnikki mr. fortson rumble mr. jack donovan kim henry omar mr. chris spence phil crazy kevin and last but not least justin thorton. thanks for the coaching brother. well if i've left you out then apparently, i don't give a shit about you. just kidding. i love all of you. if i had to choose between skydiving or my skydiving friends, i'd have to choose every skydiver out there. you guys have given me a life that i will always remember and keep close to my heart. the tears rolling from my face now isn't because of pain, it's because of the love of the sport and my friends. i love all of you. stay safe, and don't be a nigger!! whitley, i need another reserve repack so i can sell this bitch. retired orfun #6 lance slater _______________________________________ "these are not my arms, these are not my legs, they're wings biotch!!" orfun #6

i'll be there sat. i'm ridin' with lee's ole lady _______________________________________ "these are not my arms, these are not my legs, they're wings biotch!!" orfun #6

oh hell yeah i'm there dude!! bald head with the light bulb. maybe i'll even do a broke neck jump _______________________________________ "these are not my arms, these are not my legs, they're wings biotch!!" orfun #6

i know that all of my orfun brothers/sisters were so fuckin disapointed that i couldn't help fuck up the orfun way, right? went to the dr. mon. afternoon, and it's gonna be a while before i can jump again. my neck has to be set back in place on tues. MORPHINE is a wonder drug. you guys stay safe. _______________________________________ "these are not my arms, these are not my legs, they're wings biotch!!" orfun #6

lee, do you want me to find a black cape too? hey what's your email addy? i'll send ya a pic _______________________________________ "these are not my arms, these are not my legs, they're wings biotch!!" orfun #6

Robby, I've seen you fly. I don't think you could "purposely" take out a formation. _________________________________________________ I can, lol _______________________________________ "these are not my arms, these are not my legs, they're wings biotch!!" orfun #6

yeah spence, every thing rocked dude. had a great time until the nasty lil neck breaker, off the dz landing landing. xrays revealed that the impact did knock my neck out of line. i'll know more on monday after the ct scan. other than that, i think you have put together a masterpiece annual boogie. hope everyone had a great time _______________________________________ "these are not my arms, these are not my legs, they're wings biotch!!" orfun #6

hehehe, did you mention and orfun-way. oh hell yeah. everyone please remember to bring your helmets!! _______________________________________ "these are not my arms, these are not my legs, they're wings biotch!!" orfun #6

Official T-Shirts will happen when people give me money. I'm only rich in love, talent, intellect, style, ego and personality.

hahaha, thank you brandy. atleast someone understands. _______________________________________ "these are not my arms, these are not my legs, they're wings biotch!!" orfun #6

my question is what t-shirts are you refering to? _______________________________________ "these are not my arms, these are not my legs, they're wings biotch!!" orfun #6

_____________________________________ LMAO!!!! i thought it was supposed to be safety day? lee's fat ass dancing and singing in the plane, just the thought of it causes a malfunction. _______________________________________ "these are not my arms, these are not my legs, they're wings biotch!!" orfun #6

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's final, i've finally been kicked off of the dz in quincy. a jumper from t-hassee just called and told me that i couldn't jump out there any more. hey lee, you know how it feels, how do i cope with this? boo mutha fuckin' hoo, my heart is fucking shattered. maybe prozac or some zoloft can cure my heart ache. hans, will you be ashamed if i consider the farm as my home dz? _______________________________________ "these are not my arms, these are not my legs, they're wings biotch!!" orfun #6

oh hell yeah a big "X" on my shirt is cool with me. damn, i guess grouper lip kelly got offended. oh well i have a set of pliers he can use to get the hook out of his mouth. oh yeah whitley, just a reminder... please remember to zip your britches up this year while you're teaching safety day. you may scare the rookies away. hahaha _______________________________________ "these are not my arms, these are not my legs, they're wings biotch!!" orfun #6

oh yeah, and i'll be teaching all of the tree landing courses, and robbie will do the pond swooping classes. and who the hell gave junkyarddog my damn orfun #. sorry dude, i've been number 4 for a while, go to the back of the line _______________________________________ "these are not my arms, these are not my legs, they're wings biotch!!" orfun #6

what a hell of a time at the farm over the weekend. how bout that 12 mile cross country jump through rain and snow? thanx hans for letting us go up! still can't feel my damn finger tips _______________________________________ "these are not my arms, these are not my legs, they're wings biotch!!" orfun #6

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Swoop ~ I'm bringing the trailer, you bring the jager machine! _______________________________________ "these are not my arms, these are not my legs, they're wings biotch!!" orfun #6

sorry for waking you up. just got excited about going. call me on my cell 229-225-6745 _______________________________________ "these are not my arms, these are not my legs, they're wings biotch!!" orfun #6

lol, i agree with nicki. love ya babe _______________________________________ "these are not my arms, these are not my legs, they're wings biotch!!" orfun #6

b- it's "go time" for me. let me know when you are ready to leave. i'll meet you in t-hassee. _______________________________________ "these are not my arms, these are not my legs, they're wings biotch!!" orfun #6

i'm coming biotch!!!! will be riding with lee's ole lady _______________________________________ "these are not my arms, these are not my legs, they're wings biotch!!" orfun #6

chris, you basturd!!! gotta personal message for ya. keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'- limp bizkit ooooopppppsss. damn, forgot to make it personal. lol. will try to be there asap. love y'all. _______________________________________ "these are not my arms, these are not my legs, they're wings biotch!!" orfun #6

keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'------limp bizkit LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL _______________________________________ "these are not my arms, these are not my legs, they're wings biotch!!" orfun #6