sharimcm

I did it, and I'm not sure I'd do it again. I have pictures (one was posted on dz once) and video, but the videographer/photographer was just starting out, so half the time, I'm not even in the video and/or photos. Needless to say, I didn't pay for him to do video. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Haha, thanks! 😂 I just hope the little bastard selling it gets busted for theft. Karma. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Not sure where to post this. There's a rig on eBay that smells like stolen gear. The seller knows nothing about it, no canopy sizes listed, wingsuit, camera, and altimeter (he calls a watch). I can't upload images. Go to eBay, type in "flying squirrel suit." It's a Micron container, black and neon green wingsuit... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Allen was my first tandem instructor, then my AFF instructor. It's a sad deal. BSBD. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I get 8 days for vacation until two years, then it's 10 days. For sick/personal, I get 15 days until two years, then it gets raised to 18 days. I have no idea why we get more sick time than vacation time, but whatever. I call in sick as often as I can when I need a vacation day. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

My beautiful kitty's name is Bug (the tabby). She was a "sorta" rescue. She was a feral, pregnant cat where I used to work that adopted me. When I told her to "come back by at 4 and I'd take her home" she actually showed up, followed me to my car, where I then slam-dunked her in to an Office Depot box and drove her straight to the vet's office. They delivered her kittens and kept them until they were old enough to adopt. Bug is seriously the best cat EVER! She is the sweetest, most loveable feral cat I have ever met and I'm happy that she wanted me as her slave.

Unfortunately, my computer is an old piece of shit without DVD capabilities. It does have an expansion bay on it though, so I think I can add it. I'll try the capture screen on Walt's computer when I get the time to go to his apartment. Or take the DVD to work and see if I can't do something there. The videographer told me he took still photos and he'd send them to me, but... Unfortunately, he's no longer among us. RIP Lee. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I hate asking for help... Especially from smart ass skydivers, but I am frustrated here. I am TRYING to figure out if it's possible (which I know it is - I just don't know how) to capture a still image from a DVD. I've called photo places, camera shops, print service locations, and no one seems to do the service. All I want is a couple of still images "cut" from my SCR video... Is that too much to ask for?? If anyone knows how to do it, PLEASE let me know. I've googled it, but the technical jargon used is way too technical for me to understand. I might even offer a boobies picture in return for the help... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I am at a big, fat, nasty 0 for 2009, BUT, I am looking to change that. Hopefully after tomorrow, I can happily change the number to 1... or 2... or 4... or 73... And, the man has handcuffs!! Mmm... Cop!! And, this will be the first "date" I've been on in a LONG time. The last "date" was with a very handsome man who drove in icy conditions to come take me to dinner, build me a fire and keep me warm for the night. Too bad he lives a few hours away. I guess I'll have to settle for the cop. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Do you REALLY want one of my pictures after I've been drinking? Um, yeah... I would LOVE some of naughty pics after you've been drinking... Or sober... Either way, I'm good. *makes note to buy Duracell Energizer stock on Friday* It keeps going and going and going... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Do you REALLY want one of my pictures after I've been drinking? Um, yeah... I would LOVE some of naughty pics after you've been drinking... Or sober... Either way, I'm good. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

A couple of my buddies thought it would be cool to put two of them on the same tank and see which one would kill the other. Sadly (for my drunk friends), they must have been geriatric betas because neither of the fish made a move at the other. They (my friends) got bored watching for an awesome fight after about two hours and separated them again when nothing happened. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

oooooooooooh THAT'S what the sticker was from...hahaha Yep. It was also discovered that certain placement of the sticker can be used as a staring detection system... Uh yeah... I "forgot" the placement of one of my stickers when I was approached by an old dude at Wal-Mart asking if I had clean hands. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Dear Santa - I've been a very bad girl for most of my 31 years of life, but this year, I'm hoping you'll oversee most of that. This year, I am wishing you make my Christmas brighter a little early. You see, I'm going to Sin City next weekend and I'd love for you to rig up winning jackpot reels on the MegaMillions slot machine for me. I promise if you can do that, I will not blow the millions on booze or cigarettes. I'll spend a few grand on some new skydiving gear, buy a house, buy a car and... Invest some... Spend the rest... On me... You'll never have to grant any other wish for the rest of my life because surely, if the jackpot is big enough, I can buy my way through life... Right? If you can't make miracles happen, I understand. I'll just live my life day by day hoping to win the lottery instead. Until that day, I'll hope to do well in school, and hope that my new job flourishes in to an awesome new career for me. But, those winning reels sure would be nice. Thanks, sharimcm

After our fun, we both were sporting a sticker or two that says... "I have clean hands." We rock. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself