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  1. Why waste time planning? As you so verbolisously stated.....organize after the fact. That way the event was a success beyond our damnations! Ciao baby! Don't go away mad....just go away!
  2. Damn....you Anvil Bastard! Don't you know that we are deep in the planning/beer drinking zone of thought.... stage. Got a lot of elocution to expedite. The entry fee for the Texas Hold'em is two very large dogs. Don't go away mad....just go away!
  3. Greetings, I'm taken but you should attend the deadmanboogie this year at Skydive Houston. I'd just bet that you could prowl up one. Got some major vibes shaking. deadmanboogie.com Don't go away mad....just go away!
  4. Adios Ted. You drowned Mary Jo Kopechne back in '69 due to your cowardly inactions. You will not be missed. Read this below from Wickipedia. On July 18, 1969, Kopechne attended a party on Chappaquiddick Island, off the coast of Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts, held in honor of the "Boiler Room Girls." This affectionate name was given to the six young women who had been vital to the late Robert Kennedy's presidential campaign and who had subsequently closed up his files and campaign office after his assassination. Besides Kopechne, the other women, all single, were Susan Tannenbaum, Maryellen Lyons, Ann Lyons, Rosemary (Cricket) Keough, and Esther Newberg. The men in attendance, all married but present without their wives, were Ted Kennedy, Joe Gargan, U.S. Attorney Paul Markham, Charles Tretter, Raymond La Rosa, and John Crimmins. The festivity was held at Lawrence Cottage, rented for the occasion by Gargan, Kennedy's cousin and lawyer. The 12 attendees gathered at the cottage after two Kennedy boats raced in the Edgartown Regatta earlier in the day. Kopechne left the party at 11:15 p.m. with Kennedy after he allegedly offered to drive her back to the Katama Shores Motor Inn in Edgartown where she was staying. (According to Kennedy, they left the party at 11:15 p.m. to catch the last ferry of the night -- at midnight. However, there is evidence[citation needed] that Kennedy and Kopechne may not have left the party until after midnight, thus suggesting they had no intention of catching the ferry.) According to Kennedy, on his way to the ferry crossing back to Edgartown, he accidentally turned right onto Dike Road - a dirt road - instead of bearing left on Main Street which was a paved road. After proceeding one-half mile, he descended a hill and came upon a narrow bridge set obliquely to the unlit road. Kennedy drove the 1967 Oldsmobile Delmont 88 belonging to his mother, Rose Kennedy, off the side of Dike Bridge, and the car overturned into Poucha Pond. A Reader's Digest investigation estimated that the car was travelling at about 35 miles per hour when it left the bridge. Kennedy extricated himself from the submerged car but Kopechne died. Since her parents' lawyer, Joseph Flanagan, filed a petition barring an autopsy, the cause of death was never medically confirmed. When the car was recovered, all the doors were locked and three of the windows were either open or smashed in. Kennedy said that he dived down several times attempting to free her and, after exhausting himself, rested for 20 minutes, then walked back to the Lawrence Cottage where the party had been held. At the Lawrence Cottage, Kennedy summoned his cousin, Joe Gargan, and another friend, Paul Markham, to return to the scene of the accident. Kennedy sat in the back of a white Plymouth Valiant rental car that Kopechne had used that day. Though there was a working telephone at this location, the group waited 10 hours before they contacted the police. Kennedy then returned to the submerged car with Gargan and Markham who then resumed trying to reach her. The group claimed that the tidal current prevented them from reaching her for fear of being swept out to sea. However tidal records indicated that the tide was running in the opposite direction at the time of the supposed attempted rescue. Don't go away mad....just go away!
  5. Attn: All BB's we have an organizin' meetin' under the Cappa-Chino-Fighting-Monkey's nest tonight after nightjumps. It's about DeadManBoogie stuff and beer. Also I have it confirmed that Fat Lisa from Tennessee will make it to the DMB. She's that gorgeous Italian model.....remember Mo Fo's? Don't go away mad....just go away!
  6. This thread is so far over the edge, it's cool. I am ready for this boogie. All of the dudes are on the way! Don't go away mad....just go away!
  7. The event was a great success! We had one-no go and another one no-show. Crewdog Archibald slapped five slabs on the pit. Did the slow cook thing. RD used a secret dry rub and finished them off with a double secret glaze. RD was stunned and was heard to remark " the ribs just disappeard. I put them on the table and they just evaporated!" That's what happens when a bunch on hungry skydivers jump on great food. You swear it was a tribe of starving savages from a Tarzan movie. Couch Chris (the white one) threw down his usual brussel sprouts and taters. He was observed using at least ten pounds of butter and twenty pounds of garlic. The crowd was in a trance at this stage. and was heard purring "mmmmmmmmm". Some of them may have to attend rehab next week. Mad Max served up a combo of pork and dinasour beef ribs. He blinked and they were gone. The corn came out and just vanished. But there were a lot greasey faces glistening in the lights. Corn-a-seurs were everywhere. Ten rolls of paper towels were used for facial cleanup. All in all it was a great success. We'll do it again. Ciao. Don't go away mad....just go away!
  8. Greetings to All! Appears that the First Annual Rib Fest will be happening this Saturday night (May 3rd) at Skydive Houston. There are four Master Chefs cooking for your tastebuds; R.D, Skyder, Little Joe and Mad Max. Each has their own perfect rib-o-licious recipe. There will be corn also for you corn-o-seurs! Wrapped in foil, smothered in garlic and lathered up with butter. All food must be consumed. Bring your hunger and gorge on! When it's all ate up....it's all gone. Don't go away mad....just go away!
  9. Mad Max says show up and pay up for Maddy! I'll sacrifice myself for the cause. AB jumps.....donation. Heads down-200 MPH plus.....donation. If you're a women....kiss an AB.....donation. If you're a man.... a handshake will suffice....donation. Get an AB exit count for your group.....donation. Just do it....for Maddy! Don't go away mad....just go away!
  10. Yo dog...AB #10 here. 190 in my neutral heads down. 300 MPH.....no problem. Banging the mid 3's now. Send me a PM! Ciao, Mad Max Don't go away mad....just go away!
  11. Yo Commie Igor Mo Fo! I challenge you and your commiecrats to a tumble and rumble event! Ain't no way that your baklavas are bigger than the Texas AB's. Further more....you will be shamed and cry tears for your shame. Rick Perry can even kick y'alls collective commie azzez! Don't go away mad....just go away!
  12. I really like that Maddy-Super Highway Theme! TB could extra high jack the load......get some premium green for being on it. Count the AB's in for sure! Don't go away mad....just go away!
  13. The Anvil Brother's will be cooking lunch and dinner. Bring your hunger and open your wallets/purses for this young lady. 100% of the donations go to the cause. Don't go away mad....just go away!
  14. Ain't you just talking some smack! Yo bro, the Anvil Brothers can outskydive, out eat, out drink and out cuss any of you commies! Bring it on! Mo Fo! We will just do it, right on Mo Fo! And to better sweeten the challange, I will throw down $500.00. Chop Chop, you commie! Are you game? Don't go away mad....just go away!
  15. That's the C.B. everyone knows. And he hates and despises dictionaries and speel check. No doubt that the boogie should start today and continue throughout the whole summer. We'll need to order a lot more beer! Don't go away mad....just go away!
  16. Go here and ask questions to the big guys....the really big guys! http://www.anvilbrothers.com Wow, I can't read.....see that you've been there. Don't go away mad....just go away!
  17. Got some Bama jumpers making the trip. Best get the grits going. Don't go away mad....just go away!
  18. http://www.deadmanboogie.com The dates have changed to June 27,28 &29. Beer, Band,BBQ, Chopper, Otter and a big bird. Don't go away mad....just go away!
  19. Are you kidding? You couldn't spell kat....even if we spotted you the K and the T. The Dead Man Boogie fever is building. Angel MoFo from Denver will be here. She can outdrink us all! Don't go away mad....just go away!
  20. [url "http://anvilbrothers.com"] Fall with us.....if you can Mo Fo. Don't go away mad....just go away!
  21. And that is EXACTLY the reason for the Dead Man Boogie. Thank's for a great post. Regards, Mad Max Don't go away mad....just go away!
  22. Heck yeah! I'll be on that conference call. A 30 way high way! Now that's a memorial jump. Seems to be some imposters running loose in this thread. I'll get the truth to the light of day! Don't go away mad....just go away!
  23. Got an email from two jumping buddys over in Kenya. Met 'em at the WFFC 1999. Zabbra and Numveiabo.....both will be attending the boogie. They will bring some Kenyan Ale and special sun dried treats for the brave. It's very strong and they say we can only drink one and pass out for three days. Don't go away mad....just go away!
  24. I can hear Johhny Gates now.... Muff Muff Muff......Yahoooo! MB#3200 Don't go away mad....just go away!
  25. Hell we are leaving for Rantoul tonight.....Get the WFFC 2008 on! Don't go away mad....just go away!