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What's the function of a "chief" at a "resturant?" AMDG

Really? AMDG

Nifty! I learned something today. ...and yes it is. AMDG

Doubtful JMHO AMDG

Bill's is the best answer I think. And, if we look at the math: there are 1 x 365 x 24 x 60 minutes in a year. If we count each jump as "an instance" of adrenaline rush taking 5 minutes off your lifespan, you'd have to jump 1 x 365 x 24 x 60 / 5 = 105,120 times at a minimum to take a year off your life. p.s. what in the world were you doing inside a bank? AMDG

Preventative: Before you go to bed, drink water and take a multi-vitamin. Remedy: three shots, a bottle of water, a multi-grain waffle and back to bed. AMDG

missg8tordivr says she can get me his current e-mail AMDG

Does anyone know where Dominic is or how to contact him? AMDG

"egg man, egg, Ha Ha charade you are" --Pink Beatles AMDG

Agoraphobia---I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House Amnesia---Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe Oppositional Defiant Disorder---I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House Social Anxiety Disorder---Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate AMDG

Oh yeah. That's the good stuff. AMDG

I'll go with a completely different angle and provide criticism on the premise: noone really "needs" a TV. p.s. did you get my voicemail from a few weeks back? AMDG

Horizontal Separation AMDG

With a little milk (I didn't see this option) AMDG

Pun intended? AMDG