juanesky

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  1. Lmao. Don't go to San Francisco, you will probably end up sore... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  2. Freddie Mercury, Gianni Versace and the Queen Mum arrive at the Pearly gates, St Peter explains that only one can get through and that they each have to put forward their case for entry. Freddie says, "I know I haven't led a perfect life and I've made some mistakes along the way, but I've made some of the most beautiful music in the world. I'll stand at the back of heaven, and serenade everybody with my wondrous songs, making heaven a far happier place to be" "Pretty good, Fred" said St Peter, "what about you Gianni?" Versace says, "I make the most beautiful clothes in the world. I will completely redesign the fashions up here, from the archangels to the cherub to the choirboys. As you well know Pete if you look good you will feel good and that will make heaven a much happier place" "Not bad" says St Peter. "What about you Queen Mum?" The Queen Mum does not say a word, instead she lifts up her skirt and pulls down her knickers, inserts a full bottle of Evian water into her fanny, lets the water shoot up inside her and then gush out all over the floor. "Excellent, you're in" says St Peter "Hold on a f*cking minute" says Freddie "She didn't even say anything" "Fred you know the rules," says St Peter, "A royal flush beats a pair of Queens..." "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  3. Well, lives in Winsconsin, and bound by those rules, as well as myself, maybe its a lot different in NZ, but who knows, I don't. And you are not only talking about early religious thought, you are talking about a combination of specific laws, that have founding in religious thought. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  4. Are you really entertaining any sexually explicit ideas about me?... Talk abour weird. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  5. So, if you resort to call me beaner, it is ok for me to call you pak? Old chap, I have no idea what a beaner is. I hardly doubt that though. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  6. So, if you resort to call me beaner, it is ok for me to call you pak? "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  7. Funny thing is that after youd F'ing cunt queen lost all her colonies and vicious power around the world, now you think is time to summon the rest of the world for an effort you can no longer achieve? "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  8. Huh??? I think you need to get better statistics than that. Try the DOJ (Dept of Justice). None of their numbers come close to yours.... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  9. oh, I get it, they are pissed about the grapes, since they can turn them into wine..... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  10. And let go of your thinking that royals also are hollier than thou.. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  11. And there you go again, perpetuating the teachings brough to you by your fucking queen cunt and her useless family. You should check about what you say about history, as the whole debacle was brought by the French back in the MDCC's, to include Holland in the list. And so goes your noticed attempt to once more perpetuate your Hatred towards USA..... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  12. I lose the argument based on application of the "averse" portion of the definition of phobia. Didn't realize that was part of the definition until now. She is mistaken with the definition, as it relates directly with "fear", as an irrational sense, towards certain situations, objects, activities, or persons. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  13. Hmmm, never mind the nothern alliance, weapons, and Charlie Wilson's efforts to provide better wapons right? Yep, that is no important. We can see how that has further Al-Qaida support in Iraq. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  14. Show me. "IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776. The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, ........" Here is another The Constitution of the United States of America Preamble We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  15. It was actually created in its entirety bu the CoS. I assume that when you here is tidbit of : "being a scientologist, when you drive pass by an accident, it's not like anyone else, if you drive past, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you are THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN HELP". Hmm, I assume becoming a medical Doctor, nurse, EMT, etc, is just a waste of time for scientologysts... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  16. Hey Bud, here is a copy The so called "church for the freedom of religion" is working very hard to suppress the story. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  17. That's what I was thinking while reading this thread. It's odd to me that Scientology is considered insane by the mainstream in the U.S., while Christianity is considered to be normal. (Well, I guess from a historical point of view, I understand it. But from a logical point of view, I don't.) Christianity is believe in Christ, Jesus, at least his existence is well documented in the bible, the Torah, and the Quran, mohamed's existance is also documented, in most diferent religious text Where are the facts of existence of Xenu? Oh, wait, that's right L Ron Hubbard, indicted fugitive, sci-fi writer, came up with this idea. It must be true. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  18. So if people dont hate muslims, they are bin laden sympathisers? Man you must smoke a massive amount of crack Ma shaklak btifham shi ya ahbal Apparently, you as much as she does, do not understand that not all muslim are terrorists. Master of the small what? Care to say it in plain English? Sharmuta? "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  19. The Wonders of the media. *sigh* "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  20. Why do you hate children and God Amazon? Children? God amazon? 1) I don't hate children. I have my own, and is doing very well thank you. She is a very happy girl. Children are children, and is hard to see on die even if they were planting a bomb in the road you were about to travel. 2) It would not be god, but goddess, and she is far from being one, and she was never near the amazon in her lifetime, (where the amazonians are from). "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  21. Ignorance strikes again. www.snopes.com/quotes/internet.asp And senile obtuse arrogance with a delusional love affair with semantics, instead of actually being able to distinguish "I took initiative in creating the internet" with meaning "thanks to me we have the internet" strikes again. Ignorance is ignorance no matter how you try to cover it up afterwards. And I agree, as many in here will concur your consistency in ignoring-twisting-failing to recognize facts around here. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  22. Yep, just as your lies that I consistently prove right? I know you are in allegiance to some islamic extremists, and like them over our servicemen serving overseas. Otherwise I would not see your point, because those are the ones I use the term for. Now, you don't like it, it is not my problem cupcake. And please refrain to send more idle threats to me via PM, they are getting very old. Just ignore me, as I am not the least interesting on meeting you in person, unless you need ER attention. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  23. I did assumed you were not a bin laden sympathizer, but guess was wrong. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  24. Ignorance strikes again. www.snopes.com/quotes/internet.asp And senile obtuse arrogance with a delusional love affair with semantics, instead of actually being able to distinguish "I took initiative in creating the internet" with meaning "thanks to me we have the internet" strikes again. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon
  25. You realise that "sheeplesly" would indicate a complete lack of sheep, right? I think you've got your insult a bit backwards there bro "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon