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  1. greenemachine
    what exactly is a "horney gorilla"? __________________________________________________ If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  2. greenemachine
    i would have to say, search for a post about a "free cat" __________________________________________________ If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  3. greenemachine
    supper gone wrong...when my son came into the house last sun and asked, "what smells like burnt pizza", pizza im not making pizza..im cooking carrots. If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  4. greenemachine
    fantastic pic....though it makes you wonder what was going through the captains head when he saw that, im thinking "holy shit" __________________________________________________ If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  5. greenemachine
    10,473 76% have a purer soul than i.. i am a bad boy... __________________________________________________ If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  6. greenemachine
    6,10,15,27,32(ruins in mexico, does that count?),47,48,49,50. If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  7. greenemachine
    Q: Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids? A: Every time his wife gets "hot" he throws dirt on her and hits her with a shovel. __________________________________________________ If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  8. greenemachine

    Free Cat

    greenemachine replied to JohnnyD's topic in The Bonfire

    where do you find this shit..once again rotflmao __________________________________________________ If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  9. greenemachine
    47 and holding here, and yes still get the jitters, im such a wuss. If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  10. greenemachine
    schattenjaeger said it all. "home sick anvil" a line i hear every now and again when describing someone with a fast fallrate. sorry if there was any confusion. If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  11. greenemachine
    someone has WAY to much time on there hands. __________________________________________________ If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  12. greenemachine
    rothflmao..thanks all
  13. greenemachine
    you will definetly be in the "home sick anvil" club..best of luck to ya __________________________________________________ If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  14. greenemachine
    "freefall" here also. is that a bad thing? If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!
  15. greenemachine
    turtlespeed, i all i can say is, that is just wrong.. If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth!