bodypilot90 0 #1 August 2, 2003 went to skydive sebastian for fast jump before doing for chores. Turns out one of the guys in our 4 way did crw. well we broke off high and i docked on a toad sucker, darn near had a 3 stack. I'm coming back tomorrow try for a 4 stack yahooo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crwmike 0 #2 August 2, 2003 How bout THEM TOADSUCKERS!? Ain't they clods? Sittin' there suckin' Them green toady-frogs. Suckin' them hop-toads, Suckin' them chunkers, Suckin' them leapy types, Suckin' them plunkers. Look at Them Toad Suckers, Ain't they snappy? Suckin' them bog-frogs Sure makes'em happy. Them huggermugger Toad Suckers, Way down south, Stickin' them sucky-toads In they mouth. How to be a Toad Sucker? No way to duck it. Gittchyself a toad, Rare back and suck it! Welcome brother! Michael Quotewent to skydive sebastian for fast jump before doing for chores. Turns out one of the guys in our 4 way did crw. well we broke off high and i docked on a toad sucker, darn near had a 3 stack. I'm coming back tomorrow try for a 4 stack yahooo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #3 August 3, 2003 QuoteWelcome brother! Michael thanks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #4 August 3, 2003 Perhaps I am confused as to how to become a toadsucker. I didn't think that just docking on a toadsucker would make you one. Can someone help me out and list all the ways to become a toadsucker? Keep it clean, guys!!! Blue Skies, NinaNina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #5 August 3, 2003 well I've been told there are 3 ways, dock on one kiss one ( a real toad or a toad sucker) sleep with one Mike can you clear this mystery up please Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crwmike 0 #6 August 3, 2003 Yes indeedy! Be in a formation where the formation is at least 75% TOADS (min of 4-way) Suck a toad Suck a TOAD ;) Sleeping is nowhere in the rules. Quotewell I've been told there are 3 ways, dock on one kiss one ( a real toad or a toad sucker) sleep with one Mike can you clear this mystery up please Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crwmike 0 #7 August 3, 2003 Oops, I carelessly read the first post. Sorry Bill, not yet QuoteYes indeedy! Be in a formation where the formation is at least 75% TOADS (min of 4-way) Suck a toad Suck a TOAD ;) Sleeping is nowhere in the rules. Quotewell I've been told there are 3 ways, dock on one kiss one ( a real toad or a toad sucker) sleep with one Mike can you clear this mystery up please Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #8 August 3, 2003 OK...now we are on the same page. I did hear about the 75% rule, the sucking on a toad rule (who in the world made up THAT rule?), and I actually did hear about sleeping with one....but I think that was just some of you guys' way of trying to get a cheap thrill from us gullible CRWchicks. But how many people are actually going to brag that they sucked a toad/TOAD to become a toadsucker? I'm pretty sure that it will not be good for our reputation in the CRW world. Thanks for the info, though. NinaNina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crwmike 0 #9 August 3, 2003 QuoteOK...now we are on the same page. I did hear about the 75% rule, the sucking on a toad rule (who in the world made up THAT rule?), and I actually did hear about sleeping with one....but I think that was just some of you guys' way of trying to get a cheap thrill from us gullible CRWchicks. Hey! It is not only a valid method of becoming a TOAD ...it's one held in high esteem by THEM TOADS! But how many people are actually going to brag that they sucked a toad/TOAD to become a toadsucker? I'm pretty sure that it will not be good for our reputation in the CRW world. It would do wonders for your reputation ...perhaps just not the one you envision. T'ville's Chickenman actually sucked a toad. The latter requirement has been met on many occasions over the years with some so dedicated they requalify periodically. Thanks for the info, though. Nina Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #10 August 4, 2003 QuoteOops, I carelessly read the first post. Sorry Bill, not yet ok well now I'm on a quest to become one. I know of 2 who will be there next weekend all I need is one more Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #11 August 4, 2003 Now, Mike, you've confused me again. Correct me if I am wrong....but in one of your previous posts, you said: QuoteSleeping is nowhere in the rules. Exactly what are we referring to when you said: QuoteHey! It is not only a valid method of becoming a TOAD ...it's one held in high esteem by THEM TOADS! And exactly who verifies the toadsucking episodes? And I'm betting that it's only the MALE Toadsuckers who hold this in high esteem, huh? Is this the part where you are proving how gullible I am? Nina .Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #12 August 4, 2003 QuoteI'm betting that it's only the MALE Toadsuckers who hold this in high esteem, huh? I'll ask the female toad I know today, btw she is getting married next week to our dz mangager. Like all toads I know she is a wild one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #13 August 4, 2003 Please keep me posted. So is the manager a Toadsucker, too? If so, Who made Who a toad? There's nothing wrong with being a "wild one." We all ARE living on the wild side because we choose to do CRW, aren't we? It's just smart to be cautious and know all the repercussions for your actions.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crwmike 0 #14 August 4, 2003 QuoteNow, Mike, you've confused me again. >Correct me if I am wrong....but in one of your >previous posts, you said: >QuoteSleeping is nowhere in the rules. Correct! Whether or not you sleep is irrevelent. >Exactly what are we referring to when you said: >QuoteHey! It is not only a valid method of >becoming a TOAD ...it's one held in high esteem >by THEM TOADS! Umm, allow me to clarify. The organization is THEM TOADSUCKERS (all caps, always) and the members are TOADS (all caps, always). You can qualify by sucking a toad: ***There are over 200 different species of Bufo toads, the most commonly known, being Bufo alvarius mainly found in the Sonoran desert in North America; The Bufo Alvarius is the only known toad to produce 5-Meo-DMT. 5-Meo-DMT is a hallucinogenic that is said to have effects similar to psilocybin and DMT. *** This probably answers your previous question on how this came about ...or by sucking a TOAD. >And exactly who verifies the toadsucking >episodes? And I'm betting that it's only the MALE >Toadsuckers who hold this in high esteem, huh? Hehe. I hope the wager was a small one. Over the past couple of decades, some of our female TOADS have qualified new members and are justifiably proud. Both the ...umm, sucker and suckee must testify to the qualifying activity. While not required, video is always appreciated >Is this the part where you are proving how gullible I >am? Check the newer dictionaries. The word gullible has fallen out of use and is no longer included. How bout THEM TOADS? Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites crwmike 0 #15 August 4, 2003 Wish I could be there Bill, but my back is thoroughly messed up ...not working and not jumping. Michael QuoteQuoteOops, I carelessly read the first post. Sorry Bill, not yet ok well now I'm on a quest to become one. I know of 2 who will be there next weekend all I need is one more Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #16 August 4, 2003 OK, Michael...YOU WIN!!! I SURRENDER (waving a white pilot chute above head). All this talk about hallucinogenic toads is messing with my mind, and I haven't even been sucking on one!! I guess I'll just have to earn my TOADSUCKER status the old-fashioned way, by being in a formation that is made up of 75% TOADSUCKERS. Of course, I'll have to do a TOAD roundup to get enough of you to jump here in Georgia to do that, but I have faith. NinaNina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bodypilot90 0 #17 August 4, 2003 QuoteI'll have to do a TOAD roundup to get enough of you to jump here in Georgia to do that, but I have faith. I have a feeling THEM TOADSUCKERS will be more than happy to come play with you. Of all the groups of skydivers they have a love of what they do 2ed to none Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bodypilot90 0 #18 August 4, 2003 QuoteWish I could be there Bill, but my back is thoroughly messed up ...not working and not jumping. well buddy I'd go a weekend with out jumping if it could make your back better, heal fast Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #19 August 4, 2003 Quote I have a feeling THEM TOADSUCKERS will be more than happy to come play with you. I truly appreciate the kind sentiment, Bill (It's ok if I call you by your first name, right?). But unlike you, who lives Florida, which I have heard is the CRW capital of the U.S., I live in Georgia. When is the last time YOU heard of any bigway camps or records being held here? I'm honest with myself and realize that I'll probably just have to go to them to make the goal of being a TOADSUCKER! You'll probably become one first....but if you could just ask the guy who is teaching me CRW, you would know that I am one determined CRWdog. In fact, he would probably describe me as "obsessed." LOL NinaNina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bodypilot90 0 #20 August 4, 2003 QuoteIt's ok if I call you by your first name, right Your family, it's ok! QuoteYou'll probably become one first....but if you could just ask the guy who is teaching me CRW, you would know that I am one determined CRWdog. In fact, he would probably describe me as "obsessed." LOL obsessed, your obsessed, you'll fit right in here Well Nina your always welcome to come play with us. There are 4 of us here that want to be one of THEM TOADSUCKERS. So welcome mat is open, view is nice, people are friendly. Come on down. I believe it may be time for a dz.com event here at sebastian this fall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #21 August 4, 2003 You are SUCH a SWEETIE!!! Thank you, kindly for the offer. Before I can join you, though, I'll have to beg, borrow or steal a Lightning of my own (that qualifies me for the dark side, right?). Currently I am learning on a Prodigy, and no one wants to jump those anymore. 5 TOADSUCKER wannabee's won't cut it, though. We've got to get some real life TOADSUCKERS to jump with us. Perhaps we need to kidnap them and bring them down? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bodypilot90 0 #22 August 4, 2003 well we do spectre crw, however for large stuff I agree we need lightnings. I believe we can call pd and demo some. I still don't have one, so don;t feel bad. We can do this, all we need is THEM TOADSUCKERS and some good weather. I'll e mail a few I know and see if we can set this up. You just can keep THEM TOADSUCKERS down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #23 August 4, 2003 If we have patience, I've heard rumors that there are some deals to be had on pre-owned Lightnings, once Nationals and World Records are over for the year. One way or the other, I plan on having my very own Lightning by early Spring, so I can go to meets, etc.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiventom 0 #24 August 17, 2003 I have one regret in life.... I didn't jump with the toad suckers when I was jumping in Lodi.... "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana" -Groucho Marx- "Tom flies like a rock" -Tom Carson- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #25 September 3, 2003 So Bill...Did you ever succeed in becoming a TOADSUCKER? I am proud to announce that last Saturday in Richmond, IN, thanks to Wendy Faulkner, Bob Felt and Eric French, I have been welcomed to the lilypad and am now a TOADSUCKER!Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? 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crwmike 0 #15 August 4, 2003 Wish I could be there Bill, but my back is thoroughly messed up ...not working and not jumping. Michael QuoteQuoteOops, I carelessly read the first post. Sorry Bill, not yet ok well now I'm on a quest to become one. I know of 2 who will be there next weekend all I need is one more Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #16 August 4, 2003 OK, Michael...YOU WIN!!! I SURRENDER (waving a white pilot chute above head). All this talk about hallucinogenic toads is messing with my mind, and I haven't even been sucking on one!! I guess I'll just have to earn my TOADSUCKER status the old-fashioned way, by being in a formation that is made up of 75% TOADSUCKERS. Of course, I'll have to do a TOAD roundup to get enough of you to jump here in Georgia to do that, but I have faith. NinaNina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #17 August 4, 2003 QuoteI'll have to do a TOAD roundup to get enough of you to jump here in Georgia to do that, but I have faith. I have a feeling THEM TOADSUCKERS will be more than happy to come play with you. Of all the groups of skydivers they have a love of what they do 2ed to none Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #18 August 4, 2003 QuoteWish I could be there Bill, but my back is thoroughly messed up ...not working and not jumping. well buddy I'd go a weekend with out jumping if it could make your back better, heal fast Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #19 August 4, 2003 Quote I have a feeling THEM TOADSUCKERS will be more than happy to come play with you. I truly appreciate the kind sentiment, Bill (It's ok if I call you by your first name, right?). But unlike you, who lives Florida, which I have heard is the CRW capital of the U.S., I live in Georgia. When is the last time YOU heard of any bigway camps or records being held here? I'm honest with myself and realize that I'll probably just have to go to them to make the goal of being a TOADSUCKER! You'll probably become one first....but if you could just ask the guy who is teaching me CRW, you would know that I am one determined CRWdog. In fact, he would probably describe me as "obsessed." LOL NinaNina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #20 August 4, 2003 QuoteIt's ok if I call you by your first name, right Your family, it's ok! QuoteYou'll probably become one first....but if you could just ask the guy who is teaching me CRW, you would know that I am one determined CRWdog. In fact, he would probably describe me as "obsessed." LOL obsessed, your obsessed, you'll fit right in here Well Nina your always welcome to come play with us. There are 4 of us here that want to be one of THEM TOADSUCKERS. So welcome mat is open, view is nice, people are friendly. Come on down. I believe it may be time for a dz.com event here at sebastian this fall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #21 August 4, 2003 You are SUCH a SWEETIE!!! Thank you, kindly for the offer. Before I can join you, though, I'll have to beg, borrow or steal a Lightning of my own (that qualifies me for the dark side, right?). Currently I am learning on a Prodigy, and no one wants to jump those anymore. 5 TOADSUCKER wannabee's won't cut it, though. We've got to get some real life TOADSUCKERS to jump with us. Perhaps we need to kidnap them and bring them down? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #22 August 4, 2003 well we do spectre crw, however for large stuff I agree we need lightnings. I believe we can call pd and demo some. I still don't have one, so don;t feel bad. We can do this, all we need is THEM TOADSUCKERS and some good weather. I'll e mail a few I know and see if we can set this up. You just can keep THEM TOADSUCKERS down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #23 August 4, 2003 If we have patience, I've heard rumors that there are some deals to be had on pre-owned Lightnings, once Nationals and World Records are over for the year. One way or the other, I plan on having my very own Lightning by early Spring, so I can go to meets, etc.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiventom 0 #24 August 17, 2003 I have one regret in life.... I didn't jump with the toad suckers when I was jumping in Lodi.... "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana" -Groucho Marx- "Tom flies like a rock" -Tom Carson- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #25 September 3, 2003 So Bill...Did you ever succeed in becoming a TOADSUCKER? I am proud to announce that last Saturday in Richmond, IN, thanks to Wendy Faulkner, Bob Felt and Eric French, I have been welcomed to the lilypad and am now a TOADSUCKER!Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
