Andy_Copland 0 #1 December 12, 2009 I see a lot of souls who really wanna do shit and can't because of blasted rules. Well fear not anymore young folks as i have it all figured out. Are you tired of skygods telling you that you need 200 jumps to fly video? Or that lurking a tandem of you mother with less than 500 is dangerous? How about doing a 2-way with a guy who passed his AFF levels but has no A license, when you dont have a coaches rating? Step 1 - BUY GEAR. Even buying 2nd hand gear i managed to outfit myself with enough matching colours that Spaceland Anomaly would have kicked their worst member out for me. Be sure to buy something in the sub 100sq/ft range. Big rigs are a certain giveaway Step 2 - Call the DZ, tell them you are from out of town and want to jump. Sell yourself, remember no one is more awesome than you. You were on the head down world record and done tequila shots from bill booths navel. Step 3 - Act too cool to have a log book when ya get there, if they need verification be sure to have a good friend ready at a phone. "oh i jumped at this DZ, you can call the DZO at this number" and have him talk a big game Step 4 - Jump You're welcome.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divnswoop 0 #2 December 12, 2009 Quotedone tequila shots from bill booths navel Remind me to tell you a story... I thought you were going rafting this weekend? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 December 12, 2009 Got some out of towners coming in, so im showing them around some local stuff. Also the weather was hit and miss and i dont fancy a 350 mile drive to do nothing but drive back. Done that before 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #4 December 12, 2009 Quote Also the weather was hit and miss and i dont fancy a 350 mile drive to do nothing but drive back. Done that before I didn't know you did your first jump at ASC. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #5 December 12, 2009 Spence, i read the other thread and they have put my mind at rest. That extra charge for full altitude is for sound reason. Not sure what reason.... they just said sound....1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #6 December 12, 2009 QuoteSpence, i read the other thread and they have put my mind at rest. That extra charge for full altitude is for sound reason. Not sure what reason.... they just said sound.... The sound of more money entering the cash register.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d123 1 #7 December 12, 2009 ... quick fool soul, you'll have to go buddhist monk to find your god. Mr-T shaves his head to not become a pussy .. and is it "your" or "you're"? choose deep sun! ya know what I mean Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #8 December 12, 2009 Damn. Good thing my 111 packs like a 99, then.I'm looking forward to use this trick to ground you. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
