Butters 0 #1 April 3, 2008 Report"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #2 April 3, 2008 QuoteReport Treating drug addicts as "criminals" is one of the most wasteful and damaging things our sick government does. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,471 #3 April 3, 2008 >Treating drug addicts as "criminals" is one of the most wasteful >and damaging things our sick government does. It's even worse when God does it. His "one sin and you're out" policy is downright Old Testament. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #4 April 3, 2008 QuoteIt's even worse when God does it. His "one sin and you're out" policy is downright Old Testament. I used to think old-testament minded politicians would eventually "die off", paving the way for more sensible drug laws, but I'm thinking now I was wrong, or at least off by a few generations. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kschilk 0 #5 April 3, 2008 Quote Report Just a tad off the mark, considering that God made weed and Jesus was a wino. "T'was ever thus." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,471 #6 April 3, 2008 >I used to think old-testament minded politicians would eventually "die >off", paving the way for more sensible drug laws, but I'm thinking now I >was wrong, or at least off by a few generations. Yep. Unfortunately drug users are dying off faster. And what with the new rules St. Peter's been following, that means a one way trip to the ol' soul barbeque. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,471 #7 April 3, 2008 >Just a tad off the mark, considering that God made weed and Jesus was a wino. He created all that stuff for the same reason he created fossils, gravity and Neil Armstrong - to test us! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #8 April 3, 2008 Quote And what with the new rules St. Peter's been following, that means a one way trip to the ol' soul barbeque. When God finds out ONLY Bill Clinton gets past the gate ('cause he of course didn't inhale), He'll probably relax the rules a bit. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #9 April 3, 2008 QuoteQuote And what with the new rules St. Peter's been following, that means a one way trip to the ol' soul barbeque. When God finds out ONLY Bill Clinton gets past the gate ('cause he of course didn't inhale), He'll probably relax the rules a bit. Well, since ya' gotta have 4 ounces on ya' to go to hell, maybe more of us than the president will be spared. Whew! Thank God for THAT! linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kschilk 0 #10 April 3, 2008 Look at "the last supper"....Paul's packin' a bowl. "T'was ever thus." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #11 April 4, 2008 QuoteI used to think old-testament minded politicians would eventually "die off", paving the way for more sensible drug laws, but I'm thinking now I was wrong, or at least off by a few generations The problem is.. its going the other direction by idiots who actually BELIEVE the right wing religious supported candidates are moral....the last few years have shown otherwise for all those values voters Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #12 April 4, 2008 Quote The problem is.. its going the other direction by idiots who actually BELIEVE the right wing religious supported candidates are moral....the last few years have shown otherwise for all those values voters Exactly, seems that group actually IS going in the other direction (that of less enlightenment). . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #13 April 4, 2008 Quote Quote Report Just a tad off the mark, considering that God made weed and Jesus was a wino. And supposedly, God communicated to Moses through a burning bush ..."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #14 April 4, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Report Just a tad off the mark, considering that God made weed and Jesus was a wino. And supposedly, God communicated to Moses through a burning bush ... The redhead thread is over in BF, dude... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #15 April 4, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Report Just a tad off the mark, considering that God made weed and Jesus was a wino. And supposedly, God communicated to Moses through a burning bush ... The redhead thread is over in BF, dude... No, that's how Satan communicated ... "That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #16 April 4, 2008 QuoteAnd supposedly, God communicated to Moses through a burning bush ... Depends on who you listen to. On Judaism it was Gabriel that spoke through the burning bush to Moses. He (or she) was impersonating God's voice, I guess. I do that sometimes with my co-workers, call them on the phone with a fake voice that sounds kinda like the boss - "I need you to come in and work this weekend", or "just wanted to tell you I've always had the hots for you." Gabriel was hampered a bit by the fact that there were no telephones, so he had to hide behind a dried sage. The fire was just a pre-modern ring-tone. Word is that God was PO'd at first, but forgave Gabriel when he realized the burning bush was a pretty good tele-com strategy, and had plans to roll out an initial cell at Mount Horeb. But then AT&T was spawned from Hell, started a competing "Goat-singing-messenger" (GSM) service, and the burning bushes couldn't compete.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kschilk 0 #17 April 4, 2008 Quote Quote And supposedly, God communicated to Moses through a burning bush ... Depends on who you listen to. On Judaism it was Gabriel that spoke through the burning bush to Moses. He (or she) was impersonating God's voice, I guess. I do that sometimes with my co-workers, call them on the phone with a fake voice that sounds kinda like the boss - "I need you to come in and work this weekend", or "just wanted to tell you I've always had the hots for you." Gabriel was hampered a bit by the fact that there were no telephones, so he had to hide behind a dried sage. The fire was just a pre-modern ring-tone. Word is that God was PO'd at first, but forgave Gabriel when he realized the burning bush was a pretty good tele-com strategy, and had plans to roll out an initial cell at Mount Horeb. But then AT&T was spawned from Hell, started a competing "Goat-singing-messenger" (GSM) service, and the burning bushes couldn't compete. Maybe God communicated with Moses, while he was burning "bush"? Actually, I think the whole exodus thing, was nothing more than a munchie hunt."T'was ever thus." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
