SpeedRacer 1 #26 March 16, 2006 from Garrison Keillor: (MUSIC) We're all Republicans now We're all united and how For national security And cultural purity We're all Republicans now Down with the income tax Get government off our backs Less regulation—let people be free To work overtime and have two jobs or three Put strict constructionists back on the courts Let liberals have it right in the shorts It's a free country so go and have fun But not in my backyard cause I have a gun We're all Republicans All Republicans All Republicans now. We're all Republicans now We're happy Republicans now God put us in office He 'S fulfulling his prophecy We're all Republicans now So if health care you can't afford You better talk to the Lord He brought us to power—it's His Will we do We're only His Servants when we're pounding on you He told us to battle and never relent We weren't just elected, no, we were sent No matter what happens, we're not to blame For He has redeemed us from guilt and from shame We're all Republicans All Republicans All Republicans now. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #27 March 16, 2006 Seriously, I think some of the joy is coming from the Religious Right. The more wars we start, the closer we get to the Apocalypse they're all hoping for. Watch Jack Van Impe & his wife sometime. They're so CHEERFUL about what they see as the impending apocalypse. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkins121 0 #28 March 16, 2006 Republicans arent the evil, warhungry sonsofbitches the media makes us out to be... The less government regulation the better! And No I dont want to pay for your health care! Get a job! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrBounce 0 #29 March 16, 2006 QuoteQuoteIgnorance is Bliss! Quote:"...data from the widely used General Social Survey (GSS) consistently show that Republicans are better educated than Democrats (on average, they have more than half a year more education and hold a higher final degree)."Source: TCS Daily Ah, so its rampant jealousy then Gavin Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,473 #30 March 16, 2006 >Republicans arent the evil, warhungry sonsofbitches the >media makes us out to be... >The less government regulation the better! That pretty much makes you a non-republican (at least lately.) The republicans are the party of big-brother government now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #31 March 16, 2006 Off Course they are. Lets look at the current republican administration. They don’t care about killing 30 thousand Iraqis, don't care about are solders dying for a lie, don’t care about are health care, don’t care about privacy laws, don’t care about are image in the world, and just in general don’t care for any one but the high ups, there friends oh yea and there true God Money. They also don’t care a bout the facts, Logic, or what every one else in world thinks. When you don’t care you have a lot less stress in your life so you can be happy. And I am not even a democrat.I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #32 March 16, 2006 Quote When you don’t care you have a lot less stress in your life so you can be happy. I've tried that. It's not true. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlkskycam 0 #33 March 16, 2006 I used to lead a quiet life In fact it was a bare existence I passed out on many floors I don't do that any more Hello my friends Is everybody happy? Hey look me over Lend me an ear I'm a conservative I like the small black marks on my hands I'm a conservative I like the crazy girls that I screw Hey I know them all well And when I run out of bread I laugh All the way to the bank Sometimes I pause for a drink Conservatism ain't no easy job I smile in the mornings I live without a care Nothing is denied me And nothing ever hurts I got bored so I'm making my millions When you're conservative you get a better break You're always on the right side When you're conservative You walk with pride Pride is on your side Pride pride pride Is on our side Oh boy Pride is on our side I like my beer I like my bread I love my girl I love my head I'm in the clear man I'm in the dear Because I'm a conservative I'm a conservative I really am Ohyeslam And it would mean so much to me If you would only be like me Yes it could mean so much to me Hey look me over Lend me an ear I'm a conservative -Iggy Pop Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tenshi 0 #34 March 16, 2006 Ladies, gentlemen...I give you the reason. Democrats are more frustrated because they realise there isn't always an easy answer for life's problems. Republicans just want to shoot/bomb shit and let people take care of themselves. This is a much more pleasent thing to do. If you're frustrated you can just go over to your buddies, be angry together and rejoice about the fact that the US of A is the most powerful nation in the world and poor people suck. Meanwhile the democrats are pondering about better solutions which they don't seem to find. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #35 March 17, 2006 I am sure it is some kind of "vast conspiracy" happy!!!!!!!! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky... 0 #36 March 17, 2006 QuoteLadies, gentlemen...I give you the reason. Democrats are more frustrated because they realise there isn't always an easy answer for life's problems. Republicans just want to shoot/bomb shit and let people take care of themselves. This is a much more pleasent thing to do. If you're frustrated you can just go over to your buddies, be angry together and rejoice about the fact that the US of A is the most powerful nation in the world and poor people suck. Meanwhile the democrats are pondering about better solutions which they don't seem to find. Most powerful? Uh, look at the dollar lately? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #37 March 17, 2006 Lets look at the current republican administration. They don’t care about killing 30 thousand Iraqis, don't care about are solders dying for a lie, don’t care about are health care, don’t care about privacy laws, don’t care about are image in the world, and just in general don’t care for any one but the high ups, there friends oh yea and there true God Money. They also don’t care a bout the facts, Logic, or what every one else in world thinks. __________________________________________________ I agree 100% and it is not all Republicans, it is this particular group of people who have been together for 20 years.....Our government has been hijacked by a handful of people who want nothing more than money and especially Power. I cannot believe how America cannot see, without eyes, what is happening. "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky... 0 #38 March 17, 2006 Quote>Republicans arent the evil, warhungry sonsofbitches the >media makes us out to be... >The less government regulation the better! That pretty much makes you a non-republican (at least lately.) The republicans are the party of big-brother government now. In a way, big government offloading billions to corporations. The goal is to have very limited government that is disempowered, so it appears the gov is huge now that the Repubs have spent us into a 9 trillion $ national debt, but the agenda is to deplete the gov by deficit spending it into the ground, the corps will be left to further control everything since they will have all the power. Essentially the neo-con Fascist manifesto. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky... 0 #39 March 17, 2006 QuoteI am sure it is some kind of "vast conspiracy" happy!!!!!!!! No, just the new protocol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,679 #40 March 17, 2006 I'd be happy if my credit limit had just been raised to $9TRILLION and I expected to spend right up to the limit within 18 months.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
