SkyyPunk 0 #1 October 18, 2005 There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 11. "What the fuck do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 10. "What the fuck was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 9. "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877 ! 8. "Any fucking idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938 7. "It does so fucking look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926 6. "How the fuck did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC 5. "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566 4. "Where the fuck are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937 3. "Scattered fucking showers, my ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC 2. "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1998 and a drum roll please............! 1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this Fucking mad." -- Saddam Hussein, 2003 -Punk Im noone special. Im just an asshole, Like you. It's not my fault Im ugly, just like it's not your fault your stupid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjiimmyyt 0 #2 October 18, 2005 12, Why the fuck is this being posted again? "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tso-d_chris 0 #3 October 18, 2005 Quote12, Why the fuck is this being posted again? 13. And why the fuck wasn't it posted in Bonfire? For Great Deals on Gear Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjiimmyyt 0 #4 October 18, 2005 QuoteQuote12, Why the fuck is this being posted again? 13. And why the fuck wasn't it posted in Bonfire? I dont fucking know. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyyPunk 0 #5 October 18, 2005 Someone else allready posted this? Well damn, I thought I was doing something different. Guess I should run a search more often. -Punk Im noone special. Im just an asshole, Like you. It's not my fault Im ugly, just like it's not your fault your stupid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #6 October 18, 2005 Stray random fact about #5: The ceiling of The Sistine Chapel is taken as conclusive proof that Michaelangelo WAS gay! Let's face it, if he'd been straight then 'said ceiling would have been fine with 2 coats of white emulsion! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #7 October 19, 2005 Quote Let's face it, if he'd been straight then 'said ceiling would have been fine with 2 coats of white emulsion! I don't fucking get it....We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #8 October 19, 2005 QuoteQuote Let's face it, if he'd been straight then 'said ceiling would have been fine with 2 coats of white emulsion! I don't fucking get it.... Let me guess, he fucking sprayed his fucking jizz all over the fucking ceiling? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #9 October 19, 2005 Quote Let me guess, he fucking sprayed his fucking jizz all over the fucking ceiling? That's fucking gross. I ain't ever going to that fucking place.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #10 October 19, 2005 QuoteQuote Let me guess, he fucking sprayed his fucking jizz all over the fucking ceiling? That's fucking gross. I ain't ever going to that fucking place. that is fucking gross... that's one of my favorite places in the whole world, c'mon fuckers, don't fuckin desecrate a holy place! -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #11 October 20, 2005 funny story about the Sistine Chapel... back w/ Michelangelo was painting it, he was quite liberal w/ the painting nudes, genetalia and what not... and this did not sit well w/ a certain Cardinal who was very critical of the painter. So, Michelangelo had his revenge on the Cardinal. In his painting in the Apse, "The Final Judgement" scene, Michelangelo used the face of the Cardinal as the character of Minos, who as you may know, in Dante's Inferno, was the devil who admitted the souls of the damned into Hell. But as Paul Harvey would say, there's more to the story... down through the years, more prudish churchmen ordered loin clothes and vines and whatnot painted over, well, the characters' "whatnots." During the restoration of the Sistine Chapel ordered by Pope John Paul II, he ordered the loin clothes removed to reveal the original frescoes, arguing that the beauty of the body was not something to be feared or embarassed about. Well, when they removed the cloth that was painted around Minos, characterized w/ the face of the critical Cardinal, they found that Michelangelo had painted a snake writhing around Minos' legs with the head firmly biting him right in the genitals! HA! I thought that was just brilliant!!! see pic, after restoration, sans clothes, clearly showing snake.... -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,625 #12 October 20, 2005 Quotefunny story about the Sistine Chapel... back w/ Michelangelo was painting it, he was quite liberal w/ the painting nudes, genetalia and what not... and this did not sit well w/ a certain Cardinal who was very critical of the painter. So, Michelangelo had his revenge on the Cardinal. In his painting in the Apse, "The Final Judgement" scene, Michelangelo used the face of the Cardinal as the character of Minos, who as you may know, in Dante's Inferno, was the devil who admitted the souls of the damned into Hell. But as Paul Harvey would say, there's more to the story... down through the years, more prudish churchmen ordered loin clothes and vines and whatnot painted over, well, the characters' "whatnots." During the restoration of the Sistine Chapel ordered by Pope John Paul II, he ordered the loin clothes removed to reveal the original frescoes, arguing that the beauty of the body was not something to be feared or embarassed about. Well, when they removed the cloth that was painted around Minos, characterized w/ the face of the critical Cardinal, they found that Michelangelo had painted a snake writhing around Minos' legs with the head firmly biting him right in the genitals! HA! I thought that was just brilliant!!! see pic, after restoration, sans clothes, clearly showing snake.... The Chapel is indeed a cool place. I was there the week it was reopened to the public after its restoration. Tremendous detail in the work. Seems JPII was very much more tolerant than John Ashcroft.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #13 October 20, 2005 >The Chapel is indeed a cool place. I was there the >week it was reopened to the public after its >restoration. Tremendous detail in the work. >Seems JPII was very much more tolerant than John >Ashcroft. Indeed he was... JPII would NOT have covered up the breast... how absurd I've been in the Sistine Chapel three times now, and I learn more about it every time. I love to just sit there and look and look and look... Have you read the book, "Michelangelo and the Pope's Ceiling?" Great book... One of the things I like the most about the whole chapel was that Michelangelo wasn't at all comfortable in frescoes... he was a sculptor! Yet, he shamed his detractors by creating one of the greatest works of frescoes the world has ever seen! -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #14 October 20, 2005 Quote they found that Michelangelo had painted a snake writhing around Minos' legs That's fucking cool. We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #15 October 20, 2005 Quote ...John Ashcroft... He's a fucking asshole. We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #16 October 20, 2005 QuoteQuote they found that Michelangelo had painted a snake writhing around Minos' legs That's fucking cool. fuck yeah. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casurf1978 0 #17 October 20, 2005 QuoteI've been in the Sistine Chapel three times now, and I learn more about it every time. I love to just sit there and look and look and look... The first time I saw it it blew my mind away. I just wanted to lay down on the floor and stare up at the ceiling. What left me speechless is to think of how many popes have been elected in that chapel. Edited to add when fuck is acceptable. First chop as I'm pulling the silver I said "This better FUCKING work." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #18 October 20, 2005 QuoteQuoteI've been in the Sistine Chapel three times now, and I learn more about it every time. I love to just sit there and look and look and look... The first time I saw it it blew my mind away. I just wanted to lay down on the floor and stare up at the ceiling. What left me speechless is to think of how many popes have been elected in that chapel. Edited to add when fuck is acceptable. First chop as I'm pulling the silver I said "This better FUCKING work." I can't think of a more appropriate use of the word FUCK!!! And yeah, that chapel has seen alot of history. Amazing... -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuteless 1 #19 October 24, 2005 Its acceptable any time you want to show people around you that you have no class. Bill Cole Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dmcoco84 4 #20 October 24, 2005 That was great!! I love history so I am just picture those poeople saying that. 4. "Where the fuck are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937 Nice!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #21 October 24, 2005 Thats fuckin amazing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dmcoco84 4 #22 October 24, 2005 How about: When the fuck was I supposed to pull? Funnier for a BASE jump. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artistcalledian 0 #23 October 24, 2005 QuoteIts acceptable any time you want to show people around you that you have no class. Bill Cole the Englaish royal family swear, they have class coming out of their ears. I'd imagine even the two american royal families (Bush and Kennedy) must swear occasionally________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #24 October 24, 2005 QuoteIts acceptable any time you want to show people around you that you have no class. Bill Cole Ya think? The History of 'Fuck'If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuteless 1 #25 October 25, 2005 You call the Royal family "class"?????? Where is your taste man? Bill Cole Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
