AggieDave 6 #1 April 21, 2005 http://www.thedenverchannel.com/slideshow/news/4402056/detail.html Ok, so why are the birds being forced to walk through the metal detector? They might have a knife or a gun on them or something? Maybe hidden under their little tuxedos?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlmiracle 7 #2 April 21, 2005 Didn't you ever see the Batman movie with the Penguin? The Penguins were equipped with rockets and bombs and stuff. Real scary shit. JudyBe kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #3 April 21, 2005 Dave, haven't you ever watched Monty Python?? Penguins can explode! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #4 April 21, 2005 ask girlfalldown...Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,435 #5 April 21, 2005 I once took four rats in a cat carryon case through an airport. First they wanted to X-ray them. Which would have been pretty cool to see, but they may not have liked it much. Then they wanted me to take them all out of the case to inspect it. I took one out, put it on the steel table, only to have another TSA person say "What is that rat doing there?" "He told me to take it out," I told her. Meanwhile Pig, the rat, was doing his usual thing, which was sniffing around for a bit. This, I knew, would shortly be followed by a rapid run to the nearest dark place, which was probably the next person's suitcase. I had this image of four very large white rats, each with a fondness for people, dark spaces and chewing on things, loose and running around on this big steel table full of people's bags. "Just put em back in!" she said. About four TSA agents (and one national guard guy, who had the barrel of his rifle between him and the rats just in case) tried to peer in the case to make sure there were no rat weapons or anything. Finally they let them through. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #6 April 21, 2005 Really? What for? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #7 April 21, 2005 Hey.....So what? We just go the extra step here in Colo. Those penguins could be undercover Al-Qaida operativesMarc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,435 #8 April 21, 2005 >Really? What for? Same reason people take cats, I suppose. These particular rats were going to stay with Amy because she was on call and could use a pet, even one as silly as a few rats. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #9 April 21, 2005 You got your woman rats? How sweet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,651 #10 April 21, 2005 QuoteI once took four rats ... not a nice thing to say about your 4-way team!... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
