skreamer 1 #26 March 14, 2001 Hump ticket : when you haven't got any for so long that you have to pay for it.../sDamn, I'm almost outta beer... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #27 March 14, 2001 closure loop : thing that goes on your finger the day you get married.../s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greg 0 #28 March 14, 2001 spydiverwuffo friend of your old lady that tags along with you to the dz and then reports back how many jumps you made. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greg 0 #29 March 14, 2001 this is bad.........sorryrip cornwhat an aff student does (or finds in his underware) when he misses the rip cord. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #30 March 14, 2001 sham pack : what packers do with student freefall rigs when they are in a hurry.../s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #31 March 14, 2001 static line : phone conversation between partner and skydiver who has just spent their life savings on a custom rig... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greg 0 #32 March 14, 2001 bro packpacking method based on having your brother pack for you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #33 March 14, 2001 hard dick : when it's time for some protection over*head*.../s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #34 March 14, 2001 no-way : 2-way *dirtdive* that your partner just will NOT go for.../s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #35 March 14, 2001 Hey GregI get the feeling you and I are posting in the middle of a forest and if we fall over nobody will hear us (except us of course)./sJust found some fine whiskey - sweeeeeet, now I don't need to go down the offie! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greg 0 #36 March 14, 2001 Loin twistmalfunction involving having ones nuts traped in a leg strap Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greg 0 #37 March 14, 2001 your probabbly right skreemer, its fun though. Must be nice to be drinking now, I'm still at work. I have cold beer and bout half pint of rum at the house though, and Ill be there in .........4-5 freakin hours......enjoy the shots!!!!Blue ones!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #38 March 14, 2001 Rum? Can't drink that stuff man, it's karate juice! Next thing you think you're Bruce Lee and your granny ends up getting the Karate Kid stork kick and xmas is spoilt (again!)./s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greg 0 #39 March 14, 2001 Exactly!!! Thats why I drink it!!!good fer nutin granny had it commin!!! shes not the boss of me!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diver123 0 #40 March 15, 2001 lol! Anticipraytion was definitely the best..."pull high! It's lower than you think..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
froggie 0 #41 March 15, 2001 greg.gotta agree, that one was good. man, ive been there so many times before. But whats the term for when you deny that your high and swear that your just tired? froggie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloud9 0 #42 March 15, 2001 Riser: what you get on a nude jump with a female speed star team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyboy62000 0 #43 March 15, 2001 This thread is hilarious. Good work to those that came up with these.Blue Skies,Adam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloud9 0 #44 March 15, 2001 Pre-mature-ejectulationWhen one second out the door you realize your not on jump run Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #45 March 15, 2001 Foreploy: Any "little white lies" you tell for the purpose of getting laid.Intaxication: Euphoria at getting your tax refund... Only lasts until you realise it was YOUR money to start with.Reintarnation: coming back as a Texan - Hillbilly... I meant Hillbilly.Sarchasm: The gulf between the narrators attwempt at wit & the recipients faiure to get it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #46 March 15, 2001 Hi all--Great thread -- these are hilarious ! My favorite so far is "loin twist".....having been close to this on several student rigs !Canoplea -- the fervent begging that occurs right after you release the pilot chute or rip-cordCanoplease -- yearning for a good chuteHard pull -- when a single male runs out of vaselineThe PLF Colonel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
