Girls are Evil...Need Proof ???

[paddyFrenchman 0]

Well there it is...
"Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement."

[jfields 0]

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Girls are Evil...Need Proof ???

You needed proof? I took it as a given. Justin
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[freeflir29 0]

Women = Forbidden tasty fruit...MMMMMMMM
"The cab driver said... he recognized my girly by the back of her head" -Beasty Boys
Clay

[pyke 0]

Very clever!!!!
and going off of my life at the moment and in the past....VERY TRUE!!!!
But I still love 'em
Kahurangi e Mahearangi,
Pyke
NZPF A - 2584
USPA C- ?????

[Jessica 0]

Utter bullshite!!!
Look, if you think girls = time x money, you're dating the wrong girls. I, along with most of the girls I know, are the most accommodating fools in the whole world.
IN FACT, I just finished paying off $5,000 in credit card bills from a three-year relationship with a complete deadbeat. Now, I wouldn't give this fucker the time of day today, because he treated me like shit and that makes the $$ irrelevant, but you could fit everything he spent on me in a smallish piggy bank.
Money has nothing to do with relationships, and if it does, you are in a f***ed up relationship.
So there!!!!!!
(feeling v. sensitive toward slights against womanhood while recognizing they are HUMOROUS JOKES today)

Love you all!!

[Slappie 9]

Jess wanna be my Trophy Wife in my plans for World Domination?? I could use a new Javelin Odessy and ummm... oh nevermind!!
Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html

[freeflir29 0]

"I, along with most of the girls I know, are the most accommodating fools in the whole world. "
Thats it!!!! I'm moving to Texas!
"The cab driver said... he recognized my girly by the back of her head" -Beasty Boys
Clay

[skymama 35]

For all of you guys who are agreeing with this thread, we're going to remember this the next time you ask us to show you our boobies!!
Andrea
The brave may not live forever, but the timid may not live at all.

[freeflir29 0]

"we're going to remember this the next time you ask us to show you our boobies"
See...now they are trying to hold stuff hostage! It's just not fair!
"The cab driver said... he recognized my girly by the back of her head" -Beasty Boys
Clay

[Slappie 9]

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Thats it!!!! I'm moving to Texas!

Ok if your moving to Texas I'm calling the Marshalls office and warning them!! The DEA FBI ATF and the CIA!!!
Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html

[paddyFrenchman 0]

Oups, alright guys. I'd understand if nobody agrees to that thread. .
I'm not sure I agree with it anyway.
BTW Jess, I posted it as a joke. Didn't mean to offend anybody.
Paddy.
"Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement."

[Jessica 0]

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BTW Jess, I posted it as a joke. Didn't mean to offend anybody.

Yes, honey, I KNOOOOW... No worries!!
It's very hard to offend me. I was just chiming in.
I'm feeling kind of aggressive today (just like every day)

[paddyFrenchman 0]

ho ! Right ! that time of the month is it ?
"Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement."

[freeflir29 0]

"I'm feeling kind of aggressive today (just like every day) "
Umm...what was your phone number......LMAO
"The cab driver said... he recognized my girly by the back of her head" -Beasty Boys
Clay

[Aviatrr 0]

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IN FACT, I just finished paying off $5,000 in credit card bills from a three-year relationship with a complete deadbeat.

WHOA! Can I come live with you, and become a deadbeat? This work-every-other-week thing is not cool.....I spend too much time away from the dz! I'll quit my job, and become a professional bum...oh, wait..I already am.. OK, I'll become a professional UNEMPLOYED bum! What was your address again?
Mike

[freeflir29 0]

"I'm calling the Marshalls office and warning them!! The DEA FBI ATF and the CIA!!!"
They're all a bunch of punks anyway. I kicked their ass last time and I now know what idiots they are. They dont scare me in the least. Incompetence is wonderful when it is your enemies strongest character trait.
"The cab driver said... he recognized my girly by the back of her head" -Beasty Boys
Clay

[Slappie 9]

BACK THE TRUCK UP GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ASKED FIRST AND I AM ALREADY IN TEXAS!!!!! If you give her to many options she'll definetly turn me down and then my plans of World Domination will never get off the ground. Then I'd be sad. You guys don't wanna see a grown man cry now do you?
p.s. You guys think I was being sensitive enough or should I throw out some tears?
Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html

[Jessica 0]

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WHOA! Can I come live with you, and become a deadbeat? This work-every-other-week thing is not cool.....I spend too much time away from the dz! I'll quit my job, and become a professional bum...oh, wait..I already am.. OK, I'll become a professional UNEMPLOYED bum! What was your address again?

Hell no! I now demand to be treated like the princess I am!!! One asshole when I was just a kid RUINED ME FOR ALL MEN FOREVER!!
Depending on how you look at it, of course.

[skymama 35]

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Oups, alright guys. I'd understand if nobody agrees to that thread.

he he he....oh, the power of being a woman!
Andrea
The brave may not live forever, but the timid may not live at all.

[Slappie 9]

Jess I'll even enroll in this course tomorrow!!! What'ya say? World Domination and a trained man!! Who could pass it up?
New Two Year Degree Offered For Men
A wonderful opportunity has came up and I wanted to let you know about it.
A new two-year degree is being offered at most Universities that many of
you should be interested in:   "Becoming A Husband"
That's right! In just six trimesters, you too can be a great husband as
well as earn an MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over
the program outline.
FIRST YEAR -- Fall Schedule:
MEN 101           Combating Stupidity
MEN 102           You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103           PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104           Women Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas
Winter Schedule:
MEN 110           Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111           Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4 am
MEN 112           Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100            Get a Life, Learn to Cook I
EAT 101            Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A      What's Hers is Hers
Spring Schedule:
MEN 120           How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
MEN 121           Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122           YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123           Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001B     What Was Yours is Hers
SECOND YEAR -- Fall Schedule:
SEX 101            You CAN Fall Asleep Without It
SEX 102            Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103            How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201           How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
Elective             (See Electives Below)
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210           The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211           How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212           You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213           Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A        Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important I
Spring Schedule:
MEN 220           Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221           Fanning the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222           Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223           Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B        Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important II
Course Electives:
EAT 101            Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102            Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103            Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231           Mothers-in-law
MEN 232           Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233           Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001C      Cheaper to Keep Her
Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html

[freeflir29 0]

"You guys think I was being sensitive enough or should I throw out some tears?'
Tears only work in the short term. At first they think you are sensitive but in a couple days they think "Wow, this guy is a wuss and I can walk all over him!"
"The cab driver said... he recognized my girly by the back of her head" -Beasty Boys
Clay

[Slappie 9]

Dammit I knew that!! LOL hmmmmmmmm new aproach.....
*thinking* <----- damn that gives me a headache!!
Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html

[paddyFrenchman 0]

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Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

Damn it !!! Nice one slappie.
"Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement."

[paddyFrenchman 0]

Here is one to compensate:
for the gilrs:
Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband
1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to Flowers and Jewelry applications that have operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as Golf 5.0, NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning
2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
......Desperate
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********* Response From Tech Support
***********
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Dear Desperate:
Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: c:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Guilty 3.0 and Flower 7.0. But remember;
over use can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" Wave files.
DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it
does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and
Lingerie 5.3.
.......Technical Support
"Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement."

[zclubber1 0]

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Hell no! I now demand to be treated like the princess I am!!! One asshole when I was just a kid RUINED ME FOR ALL MEN FOREVER!!

Evidence that we have to get 'em while they're young, guys. Before they lose their wide eyed idealism and become tainted goods.
-can't you trip like I do-
Clubber