diver123 0 #1 September 14, 2001 Remember the movie 'A Night At The Roxbury" ? "Did you just grab my ass?" Anyone ever been "accidentally" fondled by a fellow jumper? I have! On my second tandem we were doing the whole connecting thing on the way up and as my tm reached around to check on the snugness of the leg straps she accidentally checked a little more than originally planned... I was a little embarrased, but more so for her. Anyone else out there have any crazy stories to tell? I'm kind of worn out talking about all this death and stuff, would you all mind if I changed the subject for a bit? I sooooo need to make a skydive! "pull high! It's lower than you think..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #2 September 14, 2001 I get my Chest Strap checked alot. I love it. Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #3 September 14, 2001 Quote Anyone ever been "accidentally" fondled by a fellow jumper? I know of a couple TM's that grope anybody within reach on the climb to altitude - male or female.. I never sit within reach of them....not anymore.. Quote On my second tandem we were doing the whole connecting thing on the way up and as my tm reached around to check on the snugness of the leg straps she accidentally checked a little more than originally planned... I was a little embarrased, but more so for her. Did you....uhhh.. return the favor? Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #4 September 14, 2001 QuoteI get my Chest Strap checked alot.Hey, we're just here to help. --------Zennie"I know the pieces fit. 'Cause I watched them fall away..."--Tool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyPlaymate 0 #5 September 14, 2001 lol yeah you know I have had alot of quick fondels...lol I have had the biting of my ass in freefall, wait maybe because its says BITE ME on my ass lol...and all three bit it too hard, easy boys that hurts, i think the teeth marks are still there!I had luigi spank me as i was leaving in a 69 with Andrew, oh and that was a naked 69 hehhehe....and everyone always makes sure my chest strap is routed correctly whenever I go naked or topless...good thing cause i could just see the headlines...naked skydiver found lol...nice And there's the knocker docker, but thats a manuveur so that doesn't count I knew about it happening....The guys get more ass grabs from me I think lol**BLUE ONES** BITE ME.... :P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #6 September 14, 2001 FFPM,I think it's about time to do some RW with the Shark.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kelly 0 #7 September 14, 2001 marissa,hey, did i ever thankyou for getting us 15,500 back in the end of june? It was my graduation dive from AFP and YOU GOT ME EXTITALTITUDE!!! THANKS!!!! :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #8 September 14, 2001 Quote The guys get more ass grabs from me I think lol Cool.. I'll be sure to jump ya...err, jump with ya when I'm out in the Perris/Elsinore area next time.. Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #9 September 14, 2001 Back when I was a student they loaded the plane wierd where there were fun jumpers behind me ( an AFP student ) so at about 8,000ft I was motioned to move to the front of the plane ( twin otter ) so i walking carefully inbetween legs and arms. Then the pilot turned sharply and I fell on about three jumpers. Luckly they were cool w/ it. There was no fondleing, but it was pretty damn embarissing.CHris" You're having the time of my life, and I think you've got it right" Jets to Brazil Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tee 0 #10 September 14, 2001 This wasn't accidental, but it was quite funny!I was around for a tandem where the female student wanted to do it naked. So the instructor (typical man) said he would go naked too. Well on the way down, under canopy, the instructor said to the student, "um, it's a little cold out here and we have to land in front of alot of friends, do you mind if I get a little tweek." She said sure, so he reached around front for a little nipple action until he felt it was of landable size for in front of his buddies and they landed!!! Tee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diver123 0 #11 September 14, 2001 no way....! I don't believe you... You're serious? This is a true story? "pull high! It's lower than you think..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weid14 0 #12 September 14, 2001 Hey Kel didn't you get the plane some extra altitude on that one tandem YOU did?/// I wasn't there (darn the luck) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites