jfields 0 #51 November 19, 2001 Clay,Yes, I do jump with a ProTec. No, I was not chasing cats. And to put it terms more familiar, no, it isn't like your situation, where you and everyone else on the short bus wears them. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #52 November 19, 2001 Short bus? Weren't you in the Army? ASVAB scores too low to get in the Air Force? "Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #53 November 19, 2001 QuoteShort bus? Weren't you in the Army? ASVAB scores too low to get in the Air Force?Nope. My ASVAB scores were just fine. Probably in excess of the cumulative town of Kennesaw. Oops. Is it a town, or a SuperFund site? Anyhow, I just did not have enough Estrogen to join the Air Force. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #54 November 19, 2001 "I just did not have enough Estrogen to join the Air Force"Yeah, I hear the Army recruits a lot of gay men with high testosterone levels....... "Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #55 November 19, 2001 Weak, Clay, really weak.What a non-creative, non-original insult.Even I thought you could do better.JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #56 November 19, 2001 Do you two need relationship counselling? Bet I turn on the TV tomorrow and see you two on the Springer show bitch slapping each other! lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #57 November 19, 2001 Insult? "Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #58 November 19, 2001 If we are, Skreamer, you'll be there. After all, the two of you haven't resolved your dead poodle issues, and it it probably really embarassing to be stuck in the same poodle as Clay. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #59 November 19, 2001 "Bet I turn on the TV tomorrow and see you two on the Springer show bitch slapping each other! lol"Creamer....I'm not overly homophobic but please stop sharing your twisted fantasies with me......"Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #60 November 19, 2001 Good God, can other countries see the Jerry Springer show? That oughta be banned, somehow!Speed RacerWhat contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!-WC Fields Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #61 November 19, 2001 QuoteGood God, can other countries see the Jerry Springer show?Speedie, are you talking about Skreamer or Clay?JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #62 November 19, 2001 "Speedie, are you talking about Skreamer or Clay?'We don't get TV down here in Atlanta......but we do have an Otter!"Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #63 November 19, 2001 QuoteWe don't get TV down here in Atlanta......but we do have an Otter!I bet you have groundhogs too, but you won't see me racing down there for my love life. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #64 November 19, 2001 "you won't see me racing down there for my love life."Why......do you have a sister in West Virginia? "Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #65 November 19, 2001 Nope.Please classify your current and past loves using the following criteria for each:Kingdom:Phyllum:Class:Order:Family:Genus:Species:We'll compile the results for a survey. JustinMy HomepagePS If you need help, I think SpeedRacer is a biologist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #66 November 19, 2001 Kingdom: MinePhyllum:Yes I did Class: Had noneOrder: 69, missionary, spoon, doggie, facialFamily: No, her sister had to work Friday nightGenus: She is a college girl but I don't know if she is that smartSpecies: No she hadn't eaten that day so the anal sex went fine.....Yug...yug ....Yug Yug........Yeeehaw!"Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #67 November 19, 2001 lolOK, OK, that was both funny and original.I gotta go, I've got to go drop my bitch off.G'night girls Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #68 November 19, 2001 Clay,Well, I guess you deserve partial credit for trying.However, your taxonomic skills are pathetic. And you only included one sample in your answer, when it specifically asked for all current and past. And please remember, this isn't limited to humans, so I expect answers from you. For comparison, I prefer mates in the following category, which you may be unfamiliar with:KINGDOM - ANIMALIAPHYLUM - CHORDATACLASS - MAMMALIAORDER - PRIMATA FAMILY - HOMINIDAEGENUS - HOMOSPECIES - SAPIENSTo put it more simply for you, that is people. You know... humans. They can be fun. You might want to try them some day. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #69 November 19, 2001 Piss off and go play with your nerdy friends on mensa.rec already Justin, you smarmy arrogant intellectual snob. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #70 November 19, 2001 Skreamer, if you average Clay and me you just might come out average. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #71 November 19, 2001 Did you spend all day looking this stuff up or did you just take delivery of your new Encyclopedia Britannica set? "Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #72 November 19, 2001 Clay, I posted it 12 minutes after your reply. I'm a slow typist. I thought this stuff was common knowledge.Oh, I forgot. You live in Georgia. Nevermind. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #73 November 19, 2001 Hey JustinAre your memories of school all of wedgies and stolen lunch money? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #74 November 19, 2001 "Are your memories of school all of wedgies and stolen lunch money?"I hear he's extremely claustrophobic after spending so many hours in his locker.....with a wedgie.......and no lunch money. "Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #75 November 19, 2001 Skreamer,Actually, they are of sleeping in class and playing lacrosse after school.But I can understand you having very different experiences and classes:running from racially-motivated mobsoppression 101remedial sex education (aka veterinary arts)emigrating, for a better South AfricaJustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
