christopherm 0 #1 February 28, 2002 "If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming." -Deep thoughts by Jack Handey.-I've got a tricked out speed machine that takes me from 0-120 in 6.0... GRAVITY! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 February 28, 2002 What a great philosopher he is! "I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #3 February 28, 2002 Do the back stroke....Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spy38W 0 #4 March 1, 2002 Hrm, interesting question, if you had a double mal, and none of your buddies were coming for you to try an impromptu Mr. Bill, what would you do? At first I was thinking aim for the rigger's car, but then he would get insurance money.. Hrm.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #5 March 1, 2002 Quotewhat would you do?Flap my arms really fast...........Sebazz............ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haeloth 0 #6 March 1, 2002 One of my instructors told me this:- Make sure all your handles are gone- Head for manifest- Yell BEER!!That is the theory at least, in reality I don't know if I want to plan for "one final gag".- Platypus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #7 March 1, 2002 PERFECT! LOL!!!! Not really funny, but.........J Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 March 1, 2002 "I don't know if I want to plan for "one final gag".I would have to do something to make people laugh. It is me after all...."I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christopherm 0 #9 March 1, 2002 I think this kind of post has come up before and someone said that they would try for the otter so no one could jump the rest of the day. I like that idea, "Screw them, I'm the one dying!" So, more thoughts anyone?"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." -Deep thoughts by Jack Handey-I've got a tricked out speed machine that takes me from 0-120 in 6.0... GRAVITY! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
