hooked 0 #1 March 2, 2002 A touch of reality about friends.........When you are sad.........I will get you drunk and help you plot revengeagainst the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.When you are blue.....I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.When you smile....I'll know you finally got laid.When you are scared....I will rag you about it every chance I get.When you are worried....I will tell you horrible stories about how muchworse it could be and to quit whining.When you are confused....I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.When you are sick....Stay away from me until your well again, I don'twant whatever you have.When you fall....I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.This is my oath......I pledge till the end. Why you may ask?.....Because you're my friend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #2 March 2, 2002 You forgot the bit about borrowing money. There is no spoon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 March 5, 2002 QuoteWhen you smile....I'll know you finally got laidHmmm...I'm sure I'll smile again one of these days...."I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #4 March 5, 2002 Of course you will!!J Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spy38W 0 #5 March 5, 2002 How about this for a friend.. I'm still a new skydiver and ordered my pre-second rig recently, but wasn't planning on getting a Cypres because I am a broke mofo. A skydiving friend took me out to dinner the other night, constantly offering to let me borrow the money for a Cypres (with me refusing, b/c I think lending money to a friend is a great way to end a friendship). In the end she stated that she wouldn't skydive with me unless I had a cypres. Argh, well, only a few more added months of my life that I'm in credit card debt... I'll be really pissed if I don't end up using the thing. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #6 March 5, 2002 I'm so touched...** sniff **"Zero Tolerance: the politically correct term for zero thought, zero common sense." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrumpySmurf 0 #7 March 5, 2002 Are your hands making you sleep on the couch again? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #8 March 5, 2002 bwaaahaaahaaaa!!!!dont let your mind wander.....its to little to be left alone...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 March 5, 2002 QuoteAre your hands making you sleep on the couch again?No....they love me....and know just how I like it....."I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #10 March 5, 2002 QuoteA skydiving friend took me out to dinner the other night, constantly offering to let me borrow the money for a CypresPete tell Anne Laure she is awesome and I miss her.Nathan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
