Beer!!!!

[nacmacfeegle 0]

This just in from my friends......
Seven bartenders were asked if they could identify personality on what
drinks were chosen. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost
all counts.
The results:
IF WOMEN DRINK:
Drink : Beer.
Personality : Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach : Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink : Blender drinks with umbrella.
Personality : Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink : Mixed drinks no umbrellas
Personality : Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.
Drink : Wine (bottled not 4 litre cask)
Personality : Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach : Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.
Drink : Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff ice, Vodka mule, etc
Personality : Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has
absolutely no clue.
Approach : Make her feel smarter than she is...and you're in.
Drink : Baileys.
Personality : Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach : Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.
Drink : Shorts (Vodka, Aftershock etc.).
Personality : Hanging with male pals or looking to get drunk...and naked.
Approach : Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait.
IF MEN DRINK As always, very simple and clear cut.
Cider : He's probably underage and wants to get laid.
Cheap Domestic Beer : He's poor / student and wants to get laid.
Premium Local Beer : He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Bitter : He's old, he likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer : He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid
Guinness : The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.
Wine : He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image
and help him get laid.
Vodka or Brandy : Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate
to get laid.
Port : Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.
Whisky : He doesn't give two shits about anything and will hit anyone who
will get in his way of getting laid.
Jack Daniels : Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about
feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting
laid.
Tequila : Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.
Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff ice, Vodka mule, etc : He's gay (Blatantly).
Cya
D

[AggieDave 6]

Haha! Yes, we have a winner!
You can see that in the bars down here quite a bit, actually.
A human cannonball, I rise above it all
Up higher then a trapeze, I can fly

[ChromeBoy 0]

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Tequila : Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.

Is this true TG?

[skycat 0]

oh oh oh oh....I can answer that one with a definate YES!!!
you should see the video

[nacmacfeegle 0]

"Hey Tequilagirl, I'm off to the bar to get myself a vodka, fancy a Cuervo?" Cya
D

[TequilaGirl 0]

Bring it on..........................

[Jumperpaula 0]

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Drink : Mixed drinks no umbrellas
Personality : Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.

Ha! This is me, Crown and Coke
Fly Your Slot !

[AndyMan 7]

Crowne and coke?
Bleh! Crowne and ginger is one thing... but COKE?!?!?!
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[freeflir29 0]

Crown and Coke is delicious. Got rather sloshed on that last weekend. "It's all about the BOOBIES!"

[hisgoofyness 0]

ok all of you are crack smokers... it is sacreligious to put anything in crown... except for the occasional piece of ice
you must respect the crown
don't taint it
hisgoofyness
"My altimeter reads zero... What do I do now?" MB

[freeflir29 0]

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it is sacreligious to put anything in crown

I mix EVERYTHING with Coke!!! Maybe I'm just a redneck...."It's all about the BOOBIES!"

[AggieDave 6]

I'm similar, except I use Dr. Pepper. What's especially good is using Dublin Dr. Pepper, good stuff.
A human cannonball, I rise above it all
Up higher then a trapeze, I can fly

[TequilaGirl 0]

Clay - of coarse you are a redneck - you like sheep.......

[hisgoofyness 0]

well i do live in georgia... therefore i must be a redneck too
i used to drink jack daniels with mountain dew
i think they stole my idea and made lynchburg lemonade out of it
hisgoofyness
"My altimeter reads zero... What do I do now?" MB

[pop 0]

haha....sorry, just read....it's funny
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"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he doesn't exist!"

[freeflir29 0]

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i used to drink jack daniels with mountain dew

Not bad in sweet iced tea either.
"It's all about the BOOBIES!"