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AiRpollUtiOn

Am I completely insane...

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or are there others out there who have:
-left their girlfriend because she cost about 3-4 jumps a week?
-sold their car for a cheaper one?
-stopped going out to party's where you need to pay to enter?
-took an evening job to get more airtime in weekends?
-and when that was going well took a job as a waiter in a discotheque for weekend evenings?
-done this kinda wicked sh?!@ to be the happy little skydive-puppy that can go up for a few extra jumps where others would take a look at their wallet and call it a day?
Skydiving is not just a sport, it's a way of life, or definitely a serious change from the way of life you had back in your whuffo-days.
Will jump for beer, bs AiRpollUtiOn

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No your probably not insane, just have a severe addiction to blue skies and andrenaline - For instance, I have-
-Told my boss I was going to "recycle" a bunch of old motors we had sitting around and had no use for - I sold them on ebay to help pay for my new rig-
-I scrounge every bit of scrap copper, brass and stainless steel I can to help pay for jumps-
- Told my wife I was going up to the DZ to help pack while a bunch of folks practiced speed-stars - In reality I participated in my first three speed stars! (But I really did go up there to pack!)
-Whenever I tell my boss I need to cut out a little early he always assumes it's to go jump- (and is usually right-)
-People know that if they ask me what I did over the weekend they know what the answer will be-- (duh!)
-Whenever I get ANY extra cash in my hands it goes on my account-
- Work overtime whenever I can, but only if the weather sucks, to pay for jumps-
-I've even considered selling my bike, but stopped short of that - Nothing beats a ride to the DZ on a warm sunny day, other that the jumping!
-I know several folks who live at the DZ on weekends! (I would be too if I were single!)
SO - You're not alone!
Blue ones!
-D

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O.k here goes.....
-spent all my savings on AFP and gear
-started making excuses to leave work early
-said I had a family emergency and had to leave work for a week ( I really went to the WFFC)
-started staying at the dz from Friday night to Sunday morning
-now I have no job....... and I am about to start working at the dz
-sold my old canopy so I could buy a plane ticket to go to the Canadian boogie in July
-I don't have any friends outside the dz anymore (no one wants to talk to me since all I talk about is skydiving)
-I can't date anyone unless they skydive (or else I won't have anything to say to them)
-I'm sure there are more, but , yeah I think I'm hooked
This sport is the best thing that has ever happened to me even though I lost all my other friends, have no money, no job all because I love to skydive ....... I have 1 year and 2 months in the sport and I am almost at 500 jumps!!!! That's how much I love it.
Blue Skies
Rachel :)-
What happened to Turbo?
He was to slow so we......

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Well said Rachel, skydiving ruined my life too. Chromeboy warned me about it when I was starting IAF, but I just thought he was exaggerating. Now, fastforward 5 months, I have no job, no money, I am selling everything I own to jump, I annoy whuffo friends with all my skydiving talk, find a girly interested in me at a bar and manage to scare her off by suggesting she do a tandem, the list goes on and on...
Funny, I remember when I came down from that first tandem I commented on how it must be like crack, but with a shorter high, now I think it must be more like crack than I had originally imagined, with how it screws up your life
**Note, I have never tried crack, I'm just comparing by what they told us in school/what I see on TV...
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Give them a sip of the darkside, and they just thirst for more.

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Chromeboy warned me about it when I was starting IAF, but I just thought he was exaggerating. Now, fastforward 5 months, I have no job, no money, I am selling everything I own to jump, I annoy whuffo friends with all my skydiving talk, find a girly interested in me at a bar and manage to scare her off by suggesting she do a tandem, the list goes on and on...


Spy, I guess all I have to say is...Told you so!:)

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Spy, I guess all I have to say is...Told you so!


Yes you did, I appreciate your warning. In hindsight, I wouldn't change a darn thing, except I would jump a hell of a lot more. Going to sell my other motorcycle next, and then probably the truck... :)--
Give them a sip of the darkside, and they just thirst for more.

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Oh, did I mention that when I quit my job, I cashed in my 401(k) and bought 100 jumps (since they are cheaper in pkgs)
Then got my income tax back a few months later and bought another 100 jumps.....
Now it's back to work since I used up all the jumps within a matter of months.
Had fun though! Wouldn't change it if I could.....
What happened to Turbo?
He was to slow so we......

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my turn:
-sold my Jeep TJ for a VW Golf, figured the saving in gas to and from the DZ was equal to a jump, sweet!
-cashed in part of my 401k to buy my rig and jumpsuits FF&RW
-stopped watching TV instead watch skydiving videos
-people are unwilling to talk to me now that, each conversation ends up connecting to SKYDIVING.
I am so happy I am nuts!!!!!!

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ask for an extension


It's usually more effective if you ask for the extension before April 15th.
"Mr. Jones, this court finds you guilty of tax evasion. Umm, may I now file for an extension?"
If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.
Chris

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I sold my motorcycle to buy a rig. I don't drink as much on the weekends, so I wouldn't have a hangover when I jump. If I have any free time, I will rather spend it jumping than with my whuffow friends. I cut out of work early, and sometimes don't even go so I can jump. I took up a second job at the DZ to help me pay for this habit. I know that it is exactly 15.5 miles from my house to the parking lot of the DZ. I had a garage sale where I sold my video =games, my bycicle, my TV, and one of my guitars for AFP money......I'm not bitching though....it's 100% worth it.... yeee haaa!!!!
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"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he doesn't exist!"

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Yeah, Saturdays during football season are rough for me. If it is an Aggie away game I'll be at the DZ, with a radio listening to the game between loads. If its a home game, I'm not going to be out there until after the game. If it we won, I'll probably be out Sunday with a bad hangover...:D
Aggie Football is something that I don't generally compromise on! :)Aerials
So up high
When you free your lives (the) eternal prize

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So then you would technically be out of a job???
Maybe you can get one at your DZ!!!
See I would love to work at a DZ, but I think I will have to move away from thiss shitty country, Belgium is just too small for skydiving, crappy weather too.
Does anyone have a beautyful sister/friend/daughter that doesn't complain when all the money is gone and that knows how to pack???
Would be nice to marry and get one of those famous green-cards!
Will jump for beer, bs AiRpollUtiOn

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