hobbes4star 0 #1 June 19, 2002 Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed? If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass? Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date?Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?Is French kissing in France just called kissing? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? What do people in China call their good plates? Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the toilet is?"great achievement comes only at great risk" the Dalai Lama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #2 June 19, 2002 QuoteIf a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Yes, if you read a deed sometime a lot of them state that you own down to the center of the earth and the airspace above your property to infinity.cielos azules y cerveza fría-Kevin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMGR2 0 #3 June 19, 2002 Why is it called a hot water heater, hot water doesn't need to be heated, should be called a cold water heater.Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?Why do shipments go by car and cargo goes by ships?And why is it every time I have sex with an Oriental woman I am horny again 15 minutes later.Just my .02Bryan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SatchFan 0 #4 June 19, 2002 Why does a light switch have the word "off" on it? When the lights are off you can't read it anyway.Why do drive through ATMs have brail on the keys?"Death smiles upon everybody, all a man can do is smile back" ~Jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rhonda66 0 #5 June 19, 2002 Ok, I just have to stand up for "shitsu"'s here - the correct spelling is Shih Tzu.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #6 June 19, 2002 >I just have to stand up for "shitsu"'s here - the correct spelling is Shih Tzu....<sorry rhonda "great achievement comes only at great risk" the Dalai Lama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rhonda66 0 #7 June 19, 2002 lol - just bustin your balls....Good reading, especially to help me pass this boring ass day at work :( grumble, grumble.Rhonda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivehigh 0 #8 June 19, 2002 When a blind-man takes a dump,How does he know when he's done wiping ????B Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 June 19, 2002 QuoteHow does he know when he's done wiping ????Uuuummmm...the toilet paper doesn't smell as bad......"Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
