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One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea:
I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for

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One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea:
I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my ...
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One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea:
I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for


some gold so I could go


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One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea:
I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the

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One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea:
I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the

life of the rich and not have to be


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One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea:
I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition

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One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea:
I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition, he would need my left


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One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea:
I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition, he would need my left-over potatoes from lunch

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One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea:
I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition, he would need my left-over potatoes from lunch and a furry


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[One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea:
I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition, he would need my left-over potatoes from lunch and a furry critter for him to play with. I said "But I gave you the very hair from my ankle"

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[One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea:
I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition, he would need my left-over potatoes from lunch and a furry critter for him to play with. I said "But I gave you the very hair from my ankle"
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[One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea:
I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition, he would need my left-over potatoes from lunch and a furry critter for him to play with. I said "But I gave you the very hair from my ankle"
He than said "Bitch, where is my money! I WANT my money!!!"


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[One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea:
I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition, he would need my left-over potatoes from lunch and a furry critter for him to play with. I said "But I gave you the very hair from my ankle"
He than said "Bitch, where is my money! I WANT my money!!!"so I kindly nudged


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One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea:
I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition, he would need my left-over potatoes from lunch and a furry critter for him to play with. I said "But I gave you the very hair from my ankle"
He than said "Bitch, where is my money! I WANT my money!!!"so I kindly nudged

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[One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea:
I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition, he would need my left-over potatoes from lunch and a furry critter for him to play with. I said "But I gave you the very hair from my ankle"
He than said "Bitch, where is my money! I WANT my money!!!"so I kindly nudged

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One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea:
I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition, he would need my left-over potatoes from lunch and a furry critter for him to play with. I said "But I gave you the very hair from my ankle"
He than said "Bitch, where is my money! I WANT my money!!!"so I kindly nudged

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Lummy who was sitting next to me........



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One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea:
I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition, he would need my left-over potatoes from lunch and a furry critter for him to play with. I said "But I gave you the very hair from my ankle"
He than said "Bitch, where is my money! I WANT my money!!!"so I kindly nudged Lummy who was sitting next to me and he said: "Maybe we should kick back, and offer a beer to this Leprechaun *He looks like he needs one". Then ..."

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One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea:
I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition, he would need my left-over potatoes from lunch and a furry critter for him to play with. I said "But I gave you the very hair from my ankle"
He than said "Bitch, where is my money! I WANT my money!!!"so I kindly nudged Lummy who was sitting next to me and he said: "Maybe we should kick back, and offer a beer to this Leprechaun *He looks like he needs one". Then ..."

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then Clay came along and said:"hell no just give him a ride on my wee sheep overthere......








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One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea:
I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition, he would need my left-over potatoes from lunch and a furry critter for him to play with. I said "But I gave you the very hair from my ankle"
He than said "Bitch, where is my money! I WANT my money!!!"so I kindly nudged Lummy who was sitting next to me and he said: "Maybe we should kick back, and offer a beer to this Leprechaun *He looks like he needs one". Then Clay came along and said:"hell no just give him a ride on my wee sheep overthere".

"That's no sheep!" said Lummy in disgust......
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One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea:
I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition, he would need my left-over potatoes from lunch and a furry critter for him to play with. I said "But I gave you the very hair from my ankle"
He than said "Bitch, where is my money! I WANT my money!!!"so I kindly nudged Lummy who was sitting next to me and he said: "Maybe we should kick back, and offer a beer to this Leprechaun *He looks like he needs one". Then Clay came along and said:"hell no just give him a ride on my wee sheep overthere".

"That's no sheep!" said Lummy in disgust, thats a fuckin hypopatimus and he has the harriest balls I've ever seen!!!. Clay was offended and...
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One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea:
I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition, he would need my left-over potatoes from lunch and a furry critter for him to play with. I said "But I gave you the very hair from my ankle"
He than said "Bitch, where is my money! I WANT my money!!!"so I kindly nudged Lummy who was sitting next to me and he said: "Maybe we should kick back, and offer a beer to this Leprechaun *He looks like he needs one". Then Clay came along and said:"hell no just give him a ride on my wee sheep overthere".

"That's no sheep!" said Lummy in disgust......
That's Nathan!!!








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One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea:
I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition, he would need my left-over potatoes from lunch and a furry critter for him to play with. I said "But I gave you the very hair from my ankle"
He than said "Bitch, where is my money! I WANT my money!!!"so I kindly nudged Lummy who was sitting next to me and he said: "Maybe we should kick back, and offer a beer to this Leprechaun *He looks like he needs one". Then Clay came along and said:"hell no just give him a ride on my wee sheep overthere".

"That's no sheep!" said Lummy in disgust, thats Nathan the hypopatimus and he has the harriest balls I've ever seen!!!. Clay was offended and...

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One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea:
I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition, he would need my left-over potatoes from lunch and a furry critter for him to play with. I said "But I gave you the very hair from my ankle"
He than said "Bitch, where is my money! I WANT my money!!!"so I kindly nudged Lummy who was sitting next to me and he said: "Maybe we should kick back, and offer a beer to this Leprechaun *He looks like he needs one". Then Clay came along and said:"hell no just give him a ride on my wee sheep overthere".

"That's no sheep!" said Lummy in disgust, thats Nathan the hypopatimus and he has the hairiest balls I've ever seen!!!. Clay was offended and bent over just to see if Nathan's balls were as hairy as everyone said they were. To his surprise...
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One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea:
I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition, he would need my left-over potatoes from lunch and a furry critter for him to play with. I said "But I gave you the very hair from my ankle"
He than said "Bitch, where is my money! I WANT my money!!!"so I kindly nudged Lummy who was sitting next to me and he said: "Maybe we should kick back, and offer a beer to this Leprechaun *He looks like he needs one". Then Clay came along and said:"hell no just give him a ride on my wee sheep overthere".

"That's no sheep!" said Lummy in disgust, thats Nathan the hypopatimus and he has the hairiest balls I've ever seen!!!. Clay was offended and bent over just to see if Nathan's balls were as hairy as everyone said they were. To his surprise... the were the biggest he had ever seen as well.......they were the size of......








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One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down and there was a green leprechaun with his ballshaped head, feeling my shoelaces. He was a charming young man and desperately seeking a wig, one that would impress even the most hairy woman. he asked for help, So I came up with this Idea:
I would take a razor, pull down my socks and give him my leg hair in exchange for advice on down-sizing my portfolio and some gold so I could witness first-hand the life of the rich and not have to be post whore for the rest of my life (a military post that is). He accepted the deal with one condition, he would need my left-over potatoes from lunch and a furry critter for him to play with. I said "But I gave you the very hair from my ankle"
He than said "Bitch, where is my money! I WANT my money!!!"so I kindly nudged Lummy who was sitting next to me and he said: "Maybe we should kick back, and offer a beer to this Leprechaun *He looks like he needs one". Then Clay came along and said:"hell no just give him a ride on my wee sheep overthere".

"That's no sheep!" said Lummy in disgust, thats Nathan the hypopatimus and he has the hairiest balls I've ever seen!!!. Clay was offended and bent over just to see if Nathan's balls were as hairy as everyone said they were. To his surprise... the were the biggest he had ever seen as well.......they were the size of......canolopes

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