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I Lost My Wife and It Happened In the Frozen Food Section

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The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket, I can't find her anywhere. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

The woman looked puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asked.

"Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere!"
Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

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