misskriss 0 #26 May 1, 2003 ***I wanna be an animal psychic when i get big...... *** That poor litte rooster just couldn't get away....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #27 May 1, 2003 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA..... OMG, that was to funny..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpingKayAus 0 #28 May 1, 2003 Quote [sweet innocent girl voice] ooh yeah, that's it daddy..harder. harder! you know I like it deep..mmmm...uh huh..[/sweet innocent voice] There ya go girl!!!! Just make sure you follow the rules.... 1. No beastiality 2. No sex with minors 3. No rape scenes Can you believe they actually had rules and regulations for a phone sex operation??? (Granted, they were good rules, but sheeeesh!) Oh, and training was a HOOT!! About 20 of us were thrown into a room to watch some killer pornos!! What an interesting experience that was!Well....I gotta look back on those days and laugh...19 and naive....having no worries! I miss being young!!!!! __________________________________________________________ -look fred, she's gotten her boobies! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #29 May 1, 2003 Well.....I'm a stay at home mother and the kids are all on school so I need a job. hmmmmmm...... I could talk on the phone all day for money..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpingKayAus 0 #30 May 1, 2003 Quote So you knew when they were going to ummm....you know...before they did Absolutely!! -- Had to keep 'em hangin' on for as long as possible. __________________________________________________________ -look fred, she's gotten her boobies! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #31 May 1, 2003 Quote Well.....I'm a stay at home mother and the kids are all on school so I need a job. hmmmmmm...... I could talk on the phone all day for money..... Nah have fun while you can Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpingKayAus 0 #32 May 1, 2003 Quote I could talk on the phone all day for money I'll PM you the number. lol __________________________________________________________ -look fred, she's gotten her boobies! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #33 May 1, 2003 Hmmm... 1. Bank Courier 2. Antique dealer 3. Radio DJ and News 4. Clerk for large heartless corp. 5. HR Gen. for same large heartless corp. 6. System Ops for same large heartless corp. 7. Business Developement for same large heartless corp. 7. Major Account Sales for same large heartless corp. 8. Enterprise Sales for same large heartless corp. Been with this company for about 12 years now. Did some telemarketing in there too. Looking to for another job with a different company. Hope the dependability will market itself well. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #34 May 1, 2003 playboy photographer cia double agent gigolo formula 1 racer porn star astronaut 7-11 store clerk . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #35 May 1, 2003 In whose dreams??? Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skykitten 0 #36 May 1, 2003 I was hired as a phone actress, but couldn't go through with it. Not like managing a porn shop was much better. Part of my job was to test the merchandise as people bought it... Wait, let me clarify. I had to take the battery operated toys out of the package and fire them up. It's not like we had a return policy... but it got so weird when a professor would walk in and rent "United Colors of Ass" or another such video... And what was with the guys walking up and asking me, "Hey, is thus anal plug any good?" That job did NOT last long. er, edited to this, not thus anal plug. shakespearian porn, that's what it's all about these days. When walking up to an officer, it is not advisable to say, "Trick or Donut." Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Islandcool 0 #37 May 1, 2003 Quote but it got so weird when a professor would walk in and rent "United Colors of Ass" or another such video... One of my favorite titles "One flew into the poo poo's nest" I was in a gay adult store. I couldn't stop laughing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyboyblue 0 #38 May 1, 2003 Quote One of my favorite titles "One flew into the poo poo's nest" I was in a gay adult store. I couldn't stop laughing. wow, you're admitting that? bravo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #39 May 1, 2003 1. Grocery bagger 2. Newspaper delivery girl 3. McDonald's Drive Thru Girl 4. Tree Farm 5. Horse Farm 6. Waitress 7. Bartender 8. Hostess 9. Lifeguard 10. Gym Biotch Pretty boring standard stuff! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpingKayAus 0 #40 May 1, 2003 Quote I was hired as a phone actress, but couldn't go through with it. yeah..I only lasted about a month and a half. It got to me and I had to move on! Quote Not like managing a porn shop was much better. I would think that managing a porn shop might be a little harder...you actually had to LOOK at the sick f*ckers in the eye!!! AND..show them how to use thier toys??? OMG ~~ You are a brave Woman!! __________________________________________________________ -look fred, she's gotten her boobies! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #41 May 1, 2003 Quote I would think that managing a porn shop might be a little harder...you actually had to LOOK at the sick f*ckers in the eye!!! AND..show them how to use thier toys??? OMG ~~ You are a brave Woman!! Who you callin sick?????????? errrrrrrrr..... did i say that out loud?????????HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #42 May 1, 2003 you've never been to a place like that before, have you...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Islandcool 0 #43 May 1, 2003 Quote One of my favorite titles "One flew into the poo poo's nest" I was in a gay adult store. I couldn't stop laughing. ------------------------------------------------------------ wow, you're admitting that? bravo! Soo there I was. A friend (girl) asked me if I would go to the adult store with her. I say ok. We go to the counter where she then asks "Do you have any anal beads" I'm like WTF? The guy brings some out. She then says "Do you have any bigger ones?" I am now kinda freaked. I didn't know she was into that. I walk off into the video section...where I then see my one of my favorite titles. And they all lived happily ever after.Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #44 May 1, 2003 1. Cleaning office and bathrooms at my dad's auto repair shop - age 10 2. Dishwasher, The Beefeater steak house 3. Busboy (girl?), The Beefeater steak house 4. Island attendant at my dad's gas station 5. Maid, Holiday Inn (lasted a whole two weeks!) 6. Counter and sandwich maker, liquor store/deli 7. Busboy (girl?), The Cavalier restaurant 8. Island attendant, bookkeeper, assistant manager at both mom and dad's gas stations 9. Ran a small vending and video game machine route, again for the parents 10. "Self employed" S/L JM and packer. 10a. Sandwich artist, Subway 11. Shipping/receiving clerk, parts dept, GM dealer 12. Shipping/receiving clerk, Mondello Performance Parts 13. Parts counter, GM dealer 14. "Self employed" rigger and tandem/SL instructor 15. Cashier, Circle K 16. Counter sales, Square One Perris dz store 17. Warehouse manager, Square One 18. Phone and internet salesperson, Square One 19. Sales manager, phone and internet, Square One 20. Retired lottery winner Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyboyblue 0 #45 May 1, 2003 oh... well, then I guess that makes it all better Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #46 May 1, 2003 Receptionist Library clerk Fast Food employee Graphic Artist Typesetter In home care of elderly lady Cashier at Wal Mart - i'm so proud of that one!! Parachute packer Worked in a gear store Office Manager CPR instructor Edited cause i forgot about a few jobs i had. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,150 #47 May 1, 2003 college food service waitress (sucked) social worker, a couple of times print shop worker secretary-receptionist credit analyst/clerk parachute rigger chief instructor mail room clerk photographer for the urology dept. in a teaching hospital college "admissions counselor" (salesperson) systems programmer rocket scientistmanager Wendy W. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Islandcool 0 #48 May 1, 2003 Quote photographer for the urology dept. in a teaching hospital ummmmm....WTF? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,150 #49 May 1, 2003 It was a volunteer job in high school. Exactly what it sounds like. I took slides of X-rays for teaching purposes and, yes, operations too. Kidney stones, circumcision (12-year-old boy). At the time I wanted to be a doctor, so it seemed like good experience. I, um, have a pretty strong stomach Wendy W. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #50 May 1, 2003 HAHAHAHAHAHA.... nope, i dont even know what you mean.....You know, i happen to know a cool dz.com chick that put's on GREAT.... ummmmm... how do i put this.... it's a tupperware party (but with much more useful, no.... "Enjoyable" products)..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
