MrHixxx 0 #1 May 13, 2003 I know a very talented person who can throw a fart. They sneek up behind you and release it out of their hand right under your nose. Are there any other Gaseous Jedi out there? -Hixxxdeath,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #2 May 13, 2003 do i have to say more.. Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #3 May 13, 2003 the only person that has ever gotton the hand under the nose technique is my brother. I'd do that to him all the time. Everyone else gets it wafted in their general direction. Unless she's cute, then it's all about not lettin a SBD go when you don't want to. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 May 13, 2003 Through my darkside jedi fart power, I don't have to try to direct my farts...if you're within any sort of area of me, you'll know when it hits...and you'll run away. Last weekend I actually forced the window AND the door on the 182...a couple months ago, I made one of our jumpers gag and tear up...fear me. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fozchek 0 #5 May 13, 2003 I have an older brother, and THAT, my friend, is called a buttercup. Nasty. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jwilson 0 #6 May 13, 2003 Well, If ya really wanna "throw a fart" you'll need some sort of containment for it while it passes through the air. A "throw" pillow works quite well. Just rip one while your sitting on it and let it sink in for a moment, then throw it at your targets face and it will release the odor at impact. usually works pretty well as long as it's a potent fart Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #7 May 13, 2003 I let one rip the other day in the twin otter and it was soooo bad, I couldn't even stand it. You know its bad when you can't stand your own shit. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #8 May 13, 2003 Quote I let one rip the other day in the twin otter and it was soooo bad, I couldn't even stand it. You know its bad when you can't stand your own shit. i sure know what thats like Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
