Sebazz1 2 #1 November 3, 2003 Fine I'll just post it myself Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and theTwins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers ! ! "Give a girl the right shoes and she'll conquer the world!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #2 November 3, 2003 Not offensive cause the clicky doesn't work!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #3 November 3, 2003 Sorry Seb, I can't get to your 'C' drive Quotehttp://c:/Documents Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #4 November 3, 2003 I copied and pasted it in my original post above Tom... So thpppppp!! LOL. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #5 November 3, 2003 Oh Yea.... I didn't want to see your C-Drive any way... Well, maybe just a little Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #6 November 3, 2003 hehehehe, you funny!!! g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 November 3, 2003 QuoteOh Yea.... I didn't want to see your C-Drive any way I've seen his C-drive, it's not pretty... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #8 November 3, 2003 Hey now Sunny bunny you be noice to me!! or else!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #9 November 3, 2003 Sebazz, You should quit your regular job and become a comedian. This was a funny one....Steve1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #10 November 3, 2003 Ever heard this joke?? Q -"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive???" A- "Cuz she was a woman." (To any anal-retentive ladies out there, I'M KIDDING) Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
