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Vallerina

I can't believe I did THAT for money....

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ask him about the shoe picture way way back......... wheni first met himi expected him to just be a shoe....



Leave my foot alone bitch!

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Wildblue, I didn't realize you had so many damn posts. Didn't know I was in the presence of Carpal Tunnel last night.


Yeah, just haven't been around much lately. I return on occasion to piss people off and to insult Don-ica.

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Um, Val? You have that there for the reason I think you do? Open mouth, insert foot!
Hey Bo and Paula! Let me tell you about this really cool pyrotechnic stuff I do! Really! You gotta hear about this


That was hilarious!

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Wow. What a great time last night! I *really* needed that! As for the rest of the pics ... I still need the one of me and so I can start collecting the blackmail money for Bo and Paula's DZ! What a stellar idea that was!



I was just full of good ideas! Between collecting blackmail material, and convincing people to pay obscene amounts for pull-up cords and closing loops :D "... hey, safety day is coming up, you need to be prepared. I could be saving your life right now! Give me money!!" Saving people's lives and raising money!

Man that was fun! Met some really cool people too. You know when the front desk is calling you 1/2 hour past checkout and asking when you're leaving - you had a good night ;)
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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Actually,

After reading this, i would suggest that Wendy is probably the quintessential definition of the ANTI-SOCCER MOM (even if she does drive the "SCALED-DOWN VERSION OF A FULL-SIZED VAN")

I think there may be an opportunity for a bumper sticker there for someone that is so motivated (something like "the next person that calls me a soccer mom gets shoved out of the plane by me !")


Lou, don't know ya, but I love ya already!
Bo, I know where you live, and I'm trained with explosives. 'Nough said.
Wendy
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

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Man that was fun! Met some really cool people too.


Just thought I'd repeat this comment from you. I met some really cool people as well, and I'm glad that I got to see some friends I haven't hung out with in a long time. It was so much fun, and I can't wait to head to Goshen sometime.

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You know when the front desk is calling you 1/2 hour past checkout and asking when you're leaving - you had a good night


:D If you weren't so busy trying to get some atomic sit ups going on, maybe we could've left earlier! :D I'm still mad that I didn't get that picture!
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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Mr. Shoe,
I still need the photo! Cough it up!B|
Val, eeneR and I think we should invite all the gals here, so long as they have a little school girl's outfit. Wildblue says you can borrow his.
Wendy
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

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I have arisen. All I know is that I still can't talk, I started drinking rum at 10:00 a.m Saturday morning and I had a full half gallon, when I went home at 1 am I had one drink left in it. Everyone tells me that the night was a blast so I will believe you all.

Thank you so very, very, very, much to everyone for all the donations, kind words, help, and all that anyone has given. Thanks for coming to the event everyone. Wendy, Renee, and Val, thanks so much for everything.

My body hurts still so I am going to hibernate for another day or so. We will soon have updates on the website for things still left for sale from the auction and just some pics and what not from the night. If you have some please send them to me or tell me where on the web to find them.

thanks again to everyone, and thanks Justabill, as soon as you find someone who will pay their auctioneer in rum n coke, send me their number.

thanks all
ward

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I have arisen.


Good! Now get to work on my rig!!!! (Actually, maybe you should get some Advil and caffeine in you before you do that....)

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Everyone tells me that the night was a blast so I will believe you all.


I really wish I would've gotten pictures of you demonstrating an atomic sit up!!!! I also wish I could remember any of the funny things you said that night! I can't remember much at all from that night! :D

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will soon have updates on the website


Let us know how much they got from the event!!!!

Thanks for my Rantoul '02 video, Ward! ;):P It put the biggest smile on my face last night, and I realized how much I've missed out in the past year by not heading over there. Some of the best times I've had in skydiving were with you guys. Rantoul was only that awesome because of the three of you. I don't think I have ever laughed so much in my entire life than when I'm hanging out with all of you! I miss you guys!!!!
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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Glad the fundraiser went well. For some reason i'm wishing i would've went there instead of CA.... When i'm all healed up i look forward to jumping at that DZ.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

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If you have some (PICS) please send them to me or tell me where on the web to find them.


Hey Ward, how 'bout here? (see below)
There's more, naturally. But those'll cost ya.
Wendy
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

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Thanks to all who attended the Fund Raiser!! It was a blast and Great To see everyone again.. Especially after what is shaping up to be a VERY LONG WINTER!! Were opening the DZ April 3rd, on schedule, and it's thanks to all the Great Skydivers All over the World who helped us. There is much more to do. Continue to watch the Web-site, As soon as Ward SOBERS up he will be posting some left over auction stuff.. Right now, he is to BLITZED!!

Thanks again to everyone.. Looking forward to seeing you all in the sky.. Hopefully I will land standing up!!

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That's HOT, Wendy!!!


Not as hot as the ones that AREN'T posted! Oh Phiiiiiiiiiil! ? ! ? ! Do you read these threads? Does your WIFE??? Cause if you don't send money, she just might see something she wouldn't WANT to!
Wendy
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

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... OOh baby, well after the first 15 minutes, I knew that Wendy and eeneR truly were the type of women mother had warned me about, and DAMN we need more girls like them at college!!

It was such a blast.. somewhere in between Supermodel hour with Wendy and eeneR, making ward his rum and cokes (which kept me busy), plotting with Vallerina to beat the living bejesus out of anyone who outbid me on the Wings container, and being sold to the band as their "bitch" (Ward hessig after 12 rum n cokes, March 6th, 2004).. somewhere in there I had the time of my life!

Val we gotta make a Balloon jump at Rantoul this year!!

Time to go "study"

Jourdan

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HEY JOURDAN! NICE UNDIES! WHERE EVER COULD YOU HAVE STOLEN THOSE FROM????!:D;)
(oh yeah -- I want them back, minus the drool spot if you please)
Wendy
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

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Hey, Jourdan! Finally! I know what your screenname is (your screenname is not drunkard friendly!) Nice avatar! :ph34r:

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plotting with Vallerina to beat the living bejesus out of anyone who outbid me on the Wings container


I had to put the smack down on a few people that tried to steal it away from you...

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Val we gotta make a Balloon jump at Rantoul this year!!


HELL YEAH!

How'd your video turn out? That has got to be hilarious!
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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hehe drool spot? YOU were the one who was getting all raandy when I was up there being auctioned off... and if I'm not mistaken.. I believe I saw you bust out the check book when I got up there ;)

hahaha no one mess with Val, she's MY posse!!

Footage is great... I've everyone arriving, the preparations, the auction, Ward bartending, and the band playing.. oh yeah, Bo and Paula thought they'd be safe from the camera since it all the lights were turned out when the band went on,... unfortunately my camera has night vision :ph34r: and I'm going to study Bo's moves so I can one day be that slick!

Ward and I are pry gonna end up editing it, and I'm not sure what he has planned after that!

Jourdan

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hehe drool spot? YOU were the one who was getting all raandy when I was up there being auctioned off... and if I'm not mistaken.. I believe I saw you bust out the check book when I got up there


Uh, Jourdan? *I'm* the one that made the comment about the drool spot. Don't you KNOW who's thongs you wear on your head anymore? Did our moments in the kitchen over leather bustiers and pink cowgirl hats mean *nothing* to you?
*sniff, sniff*
Wendy
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

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Did our moments in the kitchen


The kitchen?! I thought that was the ladies locker room, with as many outfits and shit that were laying around. :D


Seems to me it became something of a photography studio once you stole Val's camera.
Hey. You said you'd make me famous. I was a good little girl for you that night. Where's my modeling contract?
Wendy
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

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There's more? Hoo boy!


Don't worry, Mr. PORN star. There's nothing that'll put your career as jumperpumper in the red.
In the pink, maybe. In the red, no.
:)B|
:D
Wendy
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u

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Yep! Woo hoo! From http://indianaskydivingacademy.com/fire.htm
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The fundraiser was a great success!!!!!!! With the help and support of this great skydiving family of ours we raised just over $6000 dollars to help us get back on our feet. Thank you so, so much to everyone who helped in any way. We will soon be adding a page to the website with links to everyone who took part in this wonderful cause. So if you have a web address you want linked to please email me at [email protected]



Personally, I'm nervous about:
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Fundraiser Photos: This page coming very, very soon.


:o I don't remember everything from that night, so I'm a bit scared!
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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Personally, I'm nervous about:

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Fundraiser Photos: This page coming very, very soon.



ok this makes two of us.....:S oh geeze....:$
She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
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