TheRus 0 #51 January 23, 2004 Nope. Not everyone's cup o' tea, but neither short, fat, nor bald at least. Yeah, REALLY not bald! Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdweller 0 #52 January 23, 2004 i heard that when TheRus Farts you can smell vaseline------------------------------------------------------ "From the mightiest pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?" C. Montgomery Burns Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #53 January 23, 2004 I heard that airdweller's dad says he french kisses better than his mom...................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #54 January 24, 2004 I just can't get over the beautiful Mafia site you got going there on your avatar signature....lol _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #55 January 24, 2004 QuoteNope. Not everyone's cup o' tea, but neither short, fat, nor bald at least. Yeah, REALLY not bald! Oh,... ahem, pardon me... ..*Note to self- check off thoughts of TheRus being short, fat, and definately not bald* _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #56 January 24, 2004 I hear that sometimes when goin' at it from behind, RPT likes to throw on some straps and reverse the roles... Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #57 January 24, 2004 Oh My F***ing God!! .... All I can say is... I mean I want to say... I don't think that ummm.... You are just a ...ummmm.... I DON'T LIKE YOU!! ()_______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #58 January 24, 2004 It's okay, sweetie.. I heard that Wrongway has those fantasies about you doing him from behind.. it's his thing, ya know.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #59 January 24, 2004 Hehehehe, it's okay. you're amongst friends, we won't hold it against you... Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #60 January 24, 2004 QuoteIt's okay, sweetie.. I heard that Wrongway has those fantasies about you doing him from behind.. it's his thing, ya know.. Nah, she's not my type. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #61 January 24, 2004 I heard that the short bald fat men were your type... Hey wait! ... You are short bald and fat.... Hmmm.... I wonder how that is done?? .... Na! don't wanna know! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #62 January 24, 2004 Sweetie.. I heard that wrongway and sketchy hooked up at Eloy for some "man-love" Wrongway was the bottom, of course.. and this bunny Sketchy keeps talking about.. it's Wrong-Way in drag.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #63 January 24, 2004 QuoteI heard that the short bald fat men were your type... Hey wait! ... You are short bald and fat.... Hmmm.... I wonder how that is done?? .... Na! don't wanna know! Me, short bald and fat?? Hahahahahahaha!!! Nope, sorry pal, I'm 6'1", 185 lbs. with no beer belly, and I'm 21, too young to even have a receding hair line, let alone be bald, hahahaha!!! So HA!! Anyway, now I get to post one about the plaything again.....um.....be creative.....er...... She admits to kissing a goat open mouthed once, but she was drunk and it was a Swedish goat, which made it kind of okay due to the rare magical powers that Swedish goat tongues carry, and that's why she can fly so well now. For anyone interested in magical Swedish goat tongues to improve your flying, please contact your nearest magical Swedish goat tongue dealer, or you local Keebler Elf. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #64 January 24, 2004 I heard that Wrong Way doesn't really have as good a sense of humour and keen wit as the above post suggests, that he really called his great Aunt Edna to remind him about the story she used to tell him about how he could fly away next time Uncle Sketchy did that nasty thing to him.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #65 January 24, 2004 I heard Chop Chop got his name because he got chopped if you know what I mean. Or was it just cursed by God? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #66 January 24, 2004 ummm... If chopchop was cursed and chopped, then he must have had a very very good physician that rebuilt that large muscle! ... Hey, chopchop?... No wonder its so damn perfect!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #67 January 24, 2004 QuoteI heard that Wrong Way doesn't really have as good a sense of humour and keen wit as the above post suggests, that he really called his great Aunt Edna to remind him about the story she used to tell him about how he could fly away next time Uncle Sketchy did that nasty thing to him.. You're so cruel, bringing up repressed childhood memories!!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #68 January 24, 2004 I heard that sdgregory is really a Saddam Hussein loyalist.. and he had to shave all of his hair and send it to Saddam to glue to his head so he would look sooooo good when captured.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #69 January 24, 2004 Someone told me that they heard from someone close to RPT that she has Walleye vision making things look larger than they actually are and that she has a diminished capacity to feel and delusions of extacy so she cannot tell from contact either making it entirely possible that chop chop got chopped in a freak "wood" cutting accident and she did not notice! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #70 January 24, 2004 I heard that sdgregory is more hung up on his own size of his penis and therefore tries to jump in on any chance he might get to make all other men seem smaller so that he may look like he has a little something between his legs. I heard he is so small that his wife walks around with a magnified glass on her keychain, and that he is uncircumsized leaving him with the urge to always pull back the skin to see where it might have gone to.... and when its time to take a piss, He has to lift one leg!_______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #71 January 24, 2004 No I do not have to lift a leg, I have to rummage through the hair and sometimes I mistake one for my manhood (or would that be called boyhood?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrflyPimpDaddy 0 #72 March 12, 2004 I hurd that sdgregory is a 40-something year old loser who likes to hang out with collage age girls and pretends hes a good freeflyer. Oh and I also heard hes a dz.com slut Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoShitThereIWas 0 #73 March 13, 2004 LMAO!!! That was a good one Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duckwater 0 #74 March 13, 2004 You has sex with a girlfriend on a square one rental canopy? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katecooper 0 #75 March 13, 2004 Oy! That' s not funny (or is it??) I get the two confused sometimes.... k8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites