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Vallerina

Doing something special for your sweetie

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Skydivers are nothing but a bunch of pervs.....



So you started skydiving to have a reason for your perversions????:P


at least get it right....:P



Please accept my sincere apology.:D

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

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I can decide on the perfect one though....


Well, that Duruchigi has tons of seasonings in it! You can't go wrong with that!

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I'm never eating at your house-- or hers!


That's okay! We'll just bring some food out to the dz! I love cooking for large groups of people!

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Well then, you'll miss out on my world famous garlic chicken


Mmmmm....you should send some of that up this way! Bring me a shake while you're at it!

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I'd try that, but I'm usually in the shower with her


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Edited: Oh...don't forget to run up to him, when he arrives home from a long day of work, with his favorite beverage chilled, ready and waiting for him...


But he said he didn't like that :(
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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Edited: Oh...don't forget to run up to him, when he arrives home from a long day of work, with his favorite beverage chilled, ready and waiting for him...


But he said he didn't like that :(


Thank God!!! :ph34r:

I was just kidding, anyway, girlie...or was I? :o

Really, though, I LOVE what you two wrote. Men SHOULD love us for our mind and personality above all else. YAY! ~ :)

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While your sweetie is in the shower, toss a fresh towel in the dryer for a bit.



As long as you are doing favors, toss her cat in too. One towel, one kitty, and a sheet of fabric softener. That way, Fluffy will come out fluffy. Aren't they more cuddly that way? Trust me, she will thank you. :)

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But he said he didn't like that


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Personally, I require a little more than a naked, subservient, packing beer wench.



You misunderstood - I said I require more than that. So you have to be my beer wench, and be smart.

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*VOMITING REPEATEDLY*


You shut up before I tell everyone how you frolic about Wal-Mart with your S.O.
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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Uh, did anyone else catch this in happythought's clicky?

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Nothing to fear but Freud himself

In a long-classified report on the World War II era that was released in October, Britain's Special Operations Executive office warned that spies should understand themselves better on a psychosexual level to avoid compromising their missions. For example, careless destruction of code materials shows a castration complex; getting captured reveals masochistic tendencies; parachuting is a sexual stimulant; failure to bury the discarded parachute denotes exhibitionistic leanings; and fear of parachuting signifies "the unconscious reproduction of the trauma of birth."



Hee hee!! Sounds about right to me! I don't know about y'all, but I've never buried my canopy...

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you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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