FallingILweenie 0 #1 April 22, 2004 I'm not sure if this is a repost or not, but i found it hilarious. www.jesus-action-figure.com someone assist with the clicky please. blue ones Tomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lister55 0 #2 April 22, 2004 I think the funniest part is "Go ahead, throw the first stone!"......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gremlin 0 #3 April 22, 2004 Made it Clicky I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #4 April 22, 2004 Oh no... I'm going to Hell. That was pretty darn funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuteless 1 #5 April 22, 2004 I doubt Jesus will find it funny, and He'll make that know to you in due time. Good luck...you're going to need it Bill Cole D-41 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lister55 0 #6 April 22, 2004 I doubt Jesus will find it funny Quote You know, people who get made fun of know its all in good fun. Seeing as God is all knowing, Im sure he understands this..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #7 April 22, 2004 Here is one i just got in an e-mail. Don't really care if it is a repost or not, i thought it was funny. QuoteNew Delivery A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, they found the mailman dead on the porch. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FallingILweenie 0 #8 April 22, 2004 I thought that there was a different forum for religious preaching and loudmouthing...... I was just posting that thing in good fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #9 April 22, 2004 QuoteI doubt Jesus will find it funny, I doubt you know the mind of god. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chuteless 1 #10 April 22, 2004 You'd be amazed at what I know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #11 April 22, 2004 QuoteYou'd be amazed at what I know. I'm amazed at what you think you know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chuteless 1 #12 April 22, 2004 Please dont think this is a personal attack Phillykev, because it is not. Its just a statement of fact. I would gladly have a battle of wits and intelligence with you any time Phillykev, but there is one thing I DO KNOW; and it would prevent me from doing so, It is not fair to have a duel with an unarmed man..... Bill Cole D-41 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #13 April 23, 2004 QuoteI would gladly have a battle of wits and intelligence with you any time Phillykev, but there is one thing I DO KNOW; and it would prevent me from doing so, It is not fair to have a duel with an unarmed man..... You're right, I would have an unfair advantage. Refreshing to see you admit your limitations. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Brains 2 #7 April 22, 2004 Here is one i just got in an e-mail. Don't really care if it is a repost or not, i thought it was funny. QuoteNew Delivery A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, they found the mailman dead on the porch. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingILweenie 0 #8 April 22, 2004 I thought that there was a different forum for religious preaching and loudmouthing...... I was just posting that thing in good fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #9 April 22, 2004 QuoteI doubt Jesus will find it funny, I doubt you know the mind of god. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuteless 1 #10 April 22, 2004 You'd be amazed at what I know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #11 April 22, 2004 QuoteYou'd be amazed at what I know. I'm amazed at what you think you know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuteless 1 #12 April 22, 2004 Please dont think this is a personal attack Phillykev, because it is not. Its just a statement of fact. I would gladly have a battle of wits and intelligence with you any time Phillykev, but there is one thing I DO KNOW; and it would prevent me from doing so, It is not fair to have a duel with an unarmed man..... Bill Cole D-41 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #13 April 23, 2004 QuoteI would gladly have a battle of wits and intelligence with you any time Phillykev, but there is one thing I DO KNOW; and it would prevent me from doing so, It is not fair to have a duel with an unarmed man..... You're right, I would have an unfair advantage. Refreshing to see you admit your limitations. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
