JJohnson 0 #1 May 7, 2004 Okay, I'm not talking about intentionally stupid flicks, but those that were intended to be taken seriously for whatever genre they were made. So which movie left you with that Doritos Nacho Cheese taste in your mouth? The movie that you thought needed some wine to go with the cheese? My nomination is Heath Ledgers : "A Knight's Tale" Medival jousting set to Queen's "We will rock you", Lords and Ladies cutting a rug to David Bowie...yes cheesy it was...was it cheddar? Brie? No I think Cheese Wiz would be more appropriate. Other contenders? (Attack of the Killer Tomatos doesn't count, it must be something that had a decent budget and had some known actors/actresses)JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 May 7, 2004 Any movie that contains these lines: - Directed by Kevin Costner - Starring Tom Cruise __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #3 May 7, 2004 Okay so the Postman sucked and Waterworld was over blown...but anything with Tom Cruise in it? He did a pretty good job as Lestat in Interview I thought.JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #4 May 7, 2004 Rocky 5I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #5 May 7, 2004 Yes,.....I did forget about the king of the ring of major production cheese fests. Sly ranks pretty high up there. Give him credit though, he's made lots of fat cash off the sneer and biceps...JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #6 May 7, 2004 "Roadhouse" Patrick Swayze "Battlefield Earth" John Travolta I would say "Signs"; but I think it just sucked."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #7 May 7, 2004 Roadhouse had one classic scene...where the one bouncer is nailing the girl in the closet and tell's Swayze when he gets caught,"But I'm on my break!" and Swayze tells him,"Stay on it." Battlefield Earth has no redeeming qualities. Signs at least was funny with the kids wearing tin foil on their heads.JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #8 May 7, 2004 Quote Signs at least was funny with the kids wearing tin foil on their heads. Why is that funny? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #9 May 7, 2004 Just something about kids wearing tin foil on their heads that cracks me up.JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #10 May 7, 2004 Hmm. How about "Cocktail." Big Budget, big stars, old lame-ass plot. Poor boy meets rich girl. Fall in love. Rich girl's daddy upset. Boy wins. The end. More lame ass? Maid in Manhattan. Poor girl meets rich man. Fall in love. The end. Or, how about something by Michael Moore? Based on a true story. Actually, anything with a ":" in the movie title. "Where you find a colon, you'll find shit." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #11 May 7, 2004 Cocktail and Maid, both very good choices. Give me examples of Moore's work.JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meathorse 0 #12 May 7, 2004 QuoteSly ranks pretty high up there. Oh man... dare we mention Stop or My Mom Will Shoot? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #13 May 7, 2004 That may very well top the list....Didn't Burt Reynold attampt a cop movie with a small black kid....I remeber that being a pretty festering pile of dung. An old out of shape Burt, crammed into over tight blue jeans leaning on a small kid for comic relief.JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meathorse 0 #14 May 7, 2004 Is this is? Cop and a Half? http://www.suntimes.com/ebert/ebert_reviews/1993/04/850134.html Ebert seems to have liked it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #15 May 7, 2004 Lost in Translation. Why did this movie get the nod from the Oscars? Could it be that the directorys daddy would never employ anyone again if it didn't? I watched the whole thing waiting for something, anything, to happen. Hell the credits were better than the actual movie.... ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #16 May 7, 2004 THe kid carried the flick, Burt was only along for the ride.....and since when did we start paying attention to critics reviews?JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #17 May 7, 2004 Actually, the worst movie night of my life was a double feature - Cocktail and Moon Over Parador. A cure for insomnia, and they both were horrible. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #18 May 7, 2004 Gotta agree with you. Bill Murray is normally great in anything he does...but nothing ever happened in this movie. He did a great job of playing a bored lost guy in Japan....However I think I could have pulled that off.JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #19 May 7, 2004 Here is a movie that will be known for being cheesy as soon as it gets on the screen. Troy. The actors they have chosen for the parts are just not believable. I saw a few of the previews and it just looks like it is going to SUCK and be cheesyI'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #20 May 7, 2004 And they are also doing a sequel of Ocean's 11....which I just cannot see. Another flick with too many stars and no plot.JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingILweenie 0 #21 May 7, 2004 I disagree about the ":" comment... 2001: A Space Odyssey is a great movie. as far as cheesy goes, growing up Iron Eagle was one of my favorite guilty pleasure movies. And you can't forget Point Break. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 200 #22 May 7, 2004 "Magnoilia" with Tom Cruise. Completely pointless. There was this F1 racing movie with Sly a couple of years back. Boy did that one blow!Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #23 May 7, 2004 Quote"Roadhouse" Patrick Swayze "Battlefield Earth" John Travolta I would say "Signs"; but I think it just sucked. Blasphemy!!! how can someone not like roadhouse, that movie has some of the best quotes ever. "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Racenic 0 #24 May 9, 2004 Passion of Christ I thought it was a waste of my money Nick Nick D The key to Immortality is- first living a life worth remembering” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdy2skydive 0 #25 May 10, 2004 THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
