weegegirl 2 #1 June 10, 2004 Just ate Chinese at work. Concentrated real hard when I picked my cookie from the pile. Left me sitting there thinking wtf? Keep your feet on the ground even though friends flatter you. Anything that says... keep your feet on the ground... is kinda, i dunno... weird. Reminds me of a time last year on the way out to the dz when a bird flew into my windshield and died. I didn't jump that day. Okay. Weirdness over. You may now return to your regularly scheduled post whoring. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
josheezammit 0 #2 June 10, 2004 dude I am so fat I had a parachute blow up on me my sevententh Jump. I think we just have to remember what sport we love and manage the risks as well as we can and, you will be fine. P.s. I am so not fat......I have the best arse ever on a man!!!! Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #3 June 10, 2004 QuoteReminds me of a time last year on the way out to the dz when a bird flew into my windshield and died. I didn't jump that day. Last weekend in Deland, a peacock flew into a guy's windshield and died. The guy had to get a new windshield because of it too! I think he still jumped though so I think you'll be ok after getting that cookie. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 June 10, 2004 OH STOP WHINNING!!!, let me tell you about my daily commute back from work: Time: 1AM Location: New York (Saw Mill road) Weather: POURING RAIN, dense fog, thunder Misc: Deer running around those roads, falling tree branches And of course I always get fortune cookies reading: "SMILE!!! today you're the star" or shit like that. How you guys doin'? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #5 June 10, 2004 QuoteOH STOP WHINNING!!!, let me tell you about my daily commute back from work: Time: 1AM Location: New York (Saw Mill road) Weather: POURING RAIN, dense fog, thunder Misc: Deer running around those roads, falling tree branches And of course I always get fortune cookies reading: "SMILE!!! today you're the star" or shit like that. How you guys doin'? damn. did you sit on your light sword today, kid? jeesh! lighten up! hahahaha. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #6 June 10, 2004 Quotedamn. did you sit on your light sword today, kid? jeesh! lighten up! hahahaha. I get no respect. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #7 June 10, 2004 most certainly an omen but not necessarily a BAD omen. you forgot to add the mandatory "IN BED" at the end. QuoteKeep your feet on the ground even though friends flatter you. IN BED Not so bad now is it?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #8 June 10, 2004 Quotemost certainly an omen but not necessarily a BAD omen. you forgot to add the mandatory "IN BED" at the end. QuoteKeep your feet on the ground even though friends flatter you. IN BED Not so bad now is it?? true. so true. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuteless 1 #9 June 10, 2004 I wish I had got that fortune cookie last Friday....it might have saved my heel from busting (LOL) Actually, I would have paid it no mind and jumped anyhow., but the thought of beinmg steered away from injury is okay. Bill Cole D-41 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #10 June 10, 2004 My fortune cookie today: Your determination will bring you much succes..... in bed. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #11 June 10, 2004 I have a feeling that if I'd have gotten a fortune cookie yesterday the fortune would have gone something like: "Many of the things you rely on in your workplace, like email and microwaves, will cease to work, leaving you with a cold uncooked hotpocket and no way to complain about it to your coworkers." "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 June 10, 2004 My fortune cookie said "fly to TX and spend the day with a hottie named Jeff" ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #13 June 10, 2004 QuoteMy fortune cookie said "fly to TX and spend the day with a hottie named Jeff" You forgot to add the mandatory last part Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 June 10, 2004 QuoteMy fortune cookie said "fly to TX and spend the day with a hottie named Jeff" ------------------------------------------------------------- You forgot to add the mandatory last part I didn't forget. I figured you could just show me when i get to TX. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #15 June 10, 2004 sinvce this turned into a fortune cookie thread I have a good ( the best I've ever seen ,for the circumstances) when I lived in georgia, I lived next to a few hotties.all college students living off their parents money. well the one I was really good friends with got into a fight with her parents and lost her job . she was freaking abou thow she's pay rent bills etc. So I took her to lunch at a chinese restuarant to listen to her whine and we were chatting etc,,,,her fortune read... "TIME IS MONEY" I cracked up...then I told her that I wanted my meal deducted from the "in bed" partMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #16 June 10, 2004 DUH ..I was confused this didnt TURN into a fortune cookie thread, it began as one. ( i thought i was reading the throwing rocks at boys thread)My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 June 10, 2004 QuoteDUH ..I was confused this didnt TURN into a fortune cookie thread, it began as one. ( i thought i was reading the throwing rocks at boys thread You big weirdo. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #18 June 10, 2004 No, a bad omen is when there's not fortune in the cookie at all.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #19 June 10, 2004 QuoteKeep your feet on the ground even though friends flatter you. Remember, all chinese fortune cookies should have the words "in bed." appended to the end. Makes sense now, doesn't it? Nothing to do with skydiving. Edit: Wow, i was late with this. Need more caffiene, obviously. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,672 #20 June 10, 2004 Quotesinvce this turned into a fortune cookie thread I have a good ( the best I've ever seen ,for the circumstances) when I lived in georgia, I lived next to a few hotties.all college students living off their parents money. well the one I was really good friends with got into a fight with her parents and lost her job . she was freaking abou thow she's pay rent bills etc. So I took her to lunch at a chinese restuarant to listen to her whine and we were chatting etc,,,,her fortune read... "TIME IS MONEY" I cracked up...then I told her that I wanted my meal deducted from the "in bed" part Best one I ever got (in Chicago's Chinatown) was: Your business will grow to enormous size I kept it in my wallet for a long time.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
