josheezammit 0 #1 June 25, 2004 WHO'S GOT A GOOD JOKE, I AM FREAKING BORED!!!! Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #2 June 25, 2004 How did helen keller's parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet. Lame, I know Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 June 25, 2004 Did you not see the "Thursday's Joke" thread I started today?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 June 25, 2004 Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a women!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
josheezammit 0 #5 June 25, 2004 QuoteDid you not see the "Thursday's Joke" thread I started today? no dave I missed it......sorry i don't know whow did they punish her? Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #6 June 25, 2004 its at the bottom of my post brother, Dave's too Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
josheezammit 0 #7 June 25, 2004 DAMMMMNNNNNNNN Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #8 June 25, 2004 Then go look for it, its in Bonfire probably 2nd or 3rd page by now, it was started by me, so it will only be realitvely hard to find.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #9 June 25, 2004 How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Rearrange the furniture. Stomp on her books with golf shoes. Put doorknobs on the walls. What was her favorite color? Corduroy... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #10 June 25, 2004 Why was the right side of Helen Keller's face red? She answered the iron Why was the left side red? They called back again, lame i know Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
josheezammit 0 #11 June 25, 2004 QuoteWhy was the right side of Helen Keller's face red? She answered the iron Why was the left side red? They called back again, lame i know Chris dude, that is some funny stuff Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #12 June 25, 2004 What practical joke did Helen Keller's parents play on her as a kid? Put her up against a stucco wall and tell her to read. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybozo 0 #13 June 29, 2004 What did Helen Keller do during her first skydive? ...Screamed her hands off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
addicted 0 #14 June 29, 2004 Who is Helen Keller? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #15 June 29, 2004 QuoteWho is Helen Keller? You've never heard of Helen Keller???? She hasn't eitherI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
addicted 0 #16 June 29, 2004 The blind girl or something? don't remember anything bout her though.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #17 June 29, 2004 Deaf, Blind, couldn't talk. . .I think. How do we know what she really thought? Maybe all this time she thought she was painting_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailin 0 #18 June 29, 2004 She was a hero for blind/deaf people... people don't read any more? http://www.afb.org/section.asp?sectionid=1 JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites