Mathematical Truth

[PLF 0]

You ever sit in meetings where others around the conference table just cannot help to talk about how they always give more than 100%. How they are just more important than others and truth is they give less and are more expendable.

Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%?


If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%



K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%



But,

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%


And,

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%


So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, and bullshit will put you over the top. But, look how far ass kissing will take you.


A S S K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

[metalslug 31]

...and girls are evil.

[Push 0]

Strictly speaking, Girls = +/- Evil

Dilbert's theorem:

From physics, we know that Power = Work / Time. Since knowledge is power and time is money, Knowledge = Work / Money, or Money = Work / Knowledge. Therefore, the less you know the more you earn.

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[tunaplanet 0]

Love spelled backwards is one letter away from Evil.

Forty-two

[squirrel 0]

and "evain" (as in the water) in "niave" spelled backwards. things that make you go hmmmm.

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[SkydiveNFlorida 0]

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and "evain" (as in the water) in "niave" spelled backwards. things that make you go hmmmm.

You mean, evian : naive.

Angela.

[airtwardo 6]

Didn't Dennis Miller say that...



Or am I being Naive?

(Niave?)

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[tunaplanet 0]

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and "evain" (as in the water) in "niave" spelled backwards.

This may help you out in the future.

Forty-two

[jimbarry 0]

Reminds me of the Simpson's quote:

Hypnotist to the softball team-
"You will beat Shelbyville"

Team in a trance-
"We will beat Shelbyville."

Hypnotist-
"You will give 110%"

Team in a show chant-
"That's impossible. No one can give more than 100%. By definition, that is the most anyone can give."