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SuperKat

Oh Shit! Smoke alarm at my work buidling's roof went off.

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What sux is that I'm the male searcher for my floor. We are told from the lobby security desk to standby. I think I'm gettin' the fuck out of dodge! And I hear fire trucks on the way! Fuck! Where's a BASE rig when you need one? :S

Why the fuck am I finishing this post when I should be getting the fuck out! Later!

What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

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Now that is a dedicated post whore!

I agree with the concept but I object to being called a whore. Whores are cheap. Movies and McDonald's gets me in the sack (females only need apply). Isn't there a more classier word than that? How about post junky?

What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

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Sorry man, I didn't mean to cause you any problems. I was just looking for some altitude

Thnaks a lot guy. I had to go to the bathroom to search for males and some guy was taking a nasty dump. It stunk bad. If I knew who it was I'd suggest that he'd get an enema.

Excuse my ignorance but is 15 stories enough altitude to do a base jump?

What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

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If all the proper conditions are met, you could survive a 15 story BASE jump. Many factors would have to be anylized though.

Sheesh man, more power to you. I'm too scared of heights to even fathom doing such a thing.

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So did you do your job and rescue the crapping coworker or did you leave him to burn?

Dude man...I just couldn't. I ran out, not walked out. As soon as I opened the door it was like hot steaming shit fumes. I nearly gagged man. As I was walking backwards, I screamed out loud, "there's a fire alarm alert on the roof" to another co-worker down the hall as the bathroom door was closing. I'm sure he got the message.

I'm gonna find out who the fucker is and make sure when I crap in the john and he walks in he'll get no courtesy flush from me either. I can give as good as I get....:ph34r:

What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

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