airtwardo 6 #1 October 18, 2004 This is tooooo freakin funny. I have a "stalker" so to speak~ A girl I met like 21 years ago... at an Air Show, we Ahhh...'dated' a lot whenever I was in the Midwest. As time went by, (10-12 years) I kinda started backing off as she was becoming quite obsessed. Now this lady is a smart professional career woman with a high paying job in a mass media. Every year around my birthday she gets some small town PO-Dunk newspaper to run my obituary... and sends me a copy! She hasn't had my address in at least 10 years but sends them to my sister to forward... got a message on my voicemail from Sis tonight: "Thought you might want to know, you're dead again... I'll send you the article, you REALLY should get your AFFAIRS in order...." ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 October 18, 2004 Happy birthday! Even if you have an odd stalker who wants you dead.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #3 October 18, 2004 Thanks...but not yet...4 more days! I'm not saying how old...gonna have to cut me in half and count the rings! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 October 18, 2004 Quotegonna have to cut me in half and count the rings! Sweet! You know I've been eyeing a nice chain saw...now I have an excuse to buy it.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #5 October 18, 2004 Not until we take the 100 way into your wedding! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #6 October 18, 2004 QuoteNow this lady is a smart professional career woman with a high paying job in a mass media. Every year around my birthday she gets some small town PO-Dunk newspaper to run my obituary... and sends me a copy! Wow! That is messed up! I guess it's hard to imagine a person being that whacked-out when one is not that whacked-out himself. (I can't fathom it!) But really, this person is truly sick and warped. How else to describe a person so imbalanced that they can hold a bizarro grudge like that for more than a decade?! I'll bet that if you saved them over the years and could verify, somehow, that they were bought and run by her, you could get a judge to order a psychiatric evaluation of this psychobitch. And if she's mailing these "veiled threats" interstate, it becomes a whole different ballgame, right? All you'd need is a court order to force the paper to show who ordered and paid for the ads (which is what these obituaries typically are). Whatever you do, watch your back! P.S. Was the nookie any good? Was it worth it? Maybe there's an object lesson in here somewhere... -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #7 October 18, 2004 Quote I'll bet that if you saved them over the years and could verify, somehow, that they were bought and run by her, you could get a judge to order a psychiatric evaluation of this psychobitch. And if she's mailing these "veiled threats" interstate, it becomes a whole different ballgame, right? Quote Hummm....good plan! Show her that I "care"... Quote How else to describe a person so imbalanced that they can hold a bizarro grudge like that for more than a decade?! Quote I guess when I make a bad impression on someone, it REALLY sticks! QuoteWas it worth it? Quote ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #8 October 18, 2004 Jim, I won't worry too much about that lady since she doesn't have your address or phone number. If she truly was a stalker, she would be able to find out that information. Then she would come over to your place and boil a rabbit. I think the joke she plays on you is funny as hell. I wish I had thought of that. Humm, who's birthday is coming up? Let me think on that.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #9 October 18, 2004 Quote I think the joke she plays on you is funny as hell. *** I do too! And knowing her... That's really the harmless, tongue in cheek, sarcastically humorous way she says~ I still think you're an asshole! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,146 #10 October 18, 2004 So THAT's why I didn't see you at the airshow -- you were too busy being dead! Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustaBill 0 #11 October 18, 2004 You should take the obit in to work and see if you can get some time off to go to your funeral ------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #12 October 18, 2004 Nothing says I still Love you like a obituary! lmaoRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #13 October 18, 2004 Quote Nothing says I still Love you like a obituary! Quote Now THAT would make a great bumper sticker! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
