eeneR 1 #1 December 20, 2004 Ok so this morning, I decide it is cold as hell, and I'm wearing my full length suede skirt I bought last year for the xmas party. Now I had only worn it to that party or out places. So I really hadnt noticed this problem. I get dressed, throw on my boots and run out the door. Park get on the train, walk to my building. (Notice all of this involves a boat load of surrounding noise). I get to the office and walk off the elevator and realize that between my skirt itself, and my boots rubbing on the inside lining of my skirt.... Good God I am making alot of noise walking today....I look damn good...but im sure as hell not sneaking up on anyone Fun winter noisy clothes She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #2 December 20, 2004 You had me at suede skirt . . . Suede = leather Leather is good - MmmmmmkayyyyyI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #3 December 20, 2004 QuoteLeather is good - Mmmmmmkayyyyy So I shouldnt tell you that the boots were leather knee high heels then?She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #4 December 20, 2004 In my experience, I have found these things to make quite a bit of noise, too: Corduroy pants Boots or high heels Jogging pants made of parachute type materialNina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #5 December 20, 2004 you have all heard of the case of the cowboy wearing paper clothes....... He was hanged for rustling************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #6 December 20, 2004 Quoteyou have all heard of the case of the cowboy wearing paper clothes....... He was hanged for rustling HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA ROFLMAO Thanks, I needed that! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #7 December 20, 2004 That wasn't the reply that I was expecting. I'll just remove the barrel of the pistol away from my forehead now. ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #8 December 20, 2004 QuoteThat wasn't the reply that I was expecting. I'll just remove the barrel of the pistol away from my forehead now. Did I disappoint you? Tell me what sort of reply you WERE expecting and I will try to do better next time! I thought your joke was amusing, though.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #9 December 20, 2004 I was actually waiting for someone to rip the piss out of me for a crap joke. Cool mate, I like you I think it's funy too. Here's another, A butcher asks his assistant to get some meat from te top shelf in the freezer The assistant replies "I can't boss, the steaks are too high"************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #10 December 20, 2004 Boooooooo.... Not NEARLY as funny as the first one. Got another?Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #11 December 20, 2004 Dave was bragging to his bosses one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, one of his bosses called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?" "No drama's boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's happenin?!? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!" Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells him that he thinks Dave's knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says. "President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yup," Dave says, "Old buddies,let's fly out to Washington." And off they go. >At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and>catch up." Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. >After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who >again implores him to name anyone else. > > > >"The Pope," his boss replies. >"Sure!" says Dave. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time." So off they fly to Rome. Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Dave says, "This will never work... I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the>Pope." > > > >And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. >Working his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What happened?" His boss >looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who the f***'s that on the balcony with Dave?"************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #12 December 20, 2004 OMG Now THAT was funny.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #13 December 20, 2004 QuoteThe assistant replies "I can't boss, the steaks are too high Are you making fun of short people She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #14 December 20, 2004 I'm 5ft 1inch tall************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #15 December 20, 2004 QuoteI'm 5ft 1inch tall Whoa im actually taller then someone????? That doesnt happen all that often...She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #16 December 20, 2004 I'm 5'2" personally.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #17 December 20, 2004 QuoteI'm 5'2" personally. Damn thats 2..... I'm 5'3" She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #18 December 20, 2004 QuoteI was actually waiting for someone to rip the piss out of me for a crap joke. Cool mate, I like you I think it's funy too. Here's another, A butcher asks his assistant to get some meat from te top shelf in the freezer The assistant replies "I can't boss, the steaks are too high"Those are cute! We have very low standards for jokes around here. You wouldn't even come close to getting a dz.com bad joke award. lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #19 December 20, 2004 QuoteQuoteI'm 5ft 1inch tall Whoa im actually taller then someone????? That doesnt happen all that often...I am 5'1" too. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #20 December 20, 2004 QuoteQuoteI'm 5'2" personally. Damn thats 2..... I'm 5'3" And you're all still short! Mwah hahahahahahahaha!!! Sorry, had to get that out after smacking my head on the (recently lowered) shower curtain rail. ps - I hate that swish swish swish, just see the Rain Gear thread. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #21 December 20, 2004 Thank you all I hope you have the best christmas time that you have ever had. BTW We built a snowman that was bigger than us all... besides the 1 tall dude************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #22 December 20, 2004 I CANNOT believe you slackers! I had eener starting to discuss her leatherness and heelage - WTF? I mean - if she was willing to go that far - we MIGHT have even gotten a PICTURE out of all this - but NOOOOOO - we have to be Comedy Central - Someone needs to straighten out your priorities.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #23 December 20, 2004 I'm with you, Turtle. I can not believe with this gang, that people didn't demand pictures. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #24 December 20, 2004 Word!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #25 December 20, 2004 I was starting to wonder if i was in the wrong forum She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
