pilotdave 0 #1 February 2, 2005 http://www.penguinwarehouse.com/ Am I the only one that didn't know you can have a pet penguin? That'd be way better than a dog or cat... at least for the cool factor. Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #2 February 2, 2005 Quotehttp://www.penguinwarehouse.com/ Am I the only one that didn't know you can have a pet penguin? That'd be way better than a dog or cat... at least for the cool factor. Dave That was awesome - i just bought both the King Male and the Emporer Female - they said they would be here in two weeks. I am SOOOO excited.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 February 2, 2005 I'd like an exotic pet too...but Chimeras are not available yet __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Randy_H 0 #4 February 2, 2005 I hope your sense of smell is shot because penguins are stinky bastards! If you don't believe me, just take a stroll through the Penguin Encounter at a Sea World.010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #5 February 2, 2005 That's so cool. I wish I had the space for one. Penguins are such sweet animals (i used to intern at an aquarium where I got to play with them). I wish I could get one... along with my alligator Crw Skies,"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #6 February 2, 2005 Quote That was awesome - i just bought both the King Male and the Emporer Female - they said they would be here in two weeks. I am SOOOO excited. Are you on glue? Penguins are very dangerous creatures! You shouldn't let them near you. Those little fuckers bite. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #7 February 2, 2005 QuoteThat's so cool. I wish I had the space for one. Penguins are such sweet animals (i used to intern at an aquarium where I got to play with them). I wish I could get one... along with my alligator Crw Skies, LOL expensive gormet meal for the gator.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #8 February 2, 2005 QuoteQuote That was awesome - i just bought both the King Male and the Emporer Female - they said they would be here in two weeks. I am SOOOO excited. Are you on glue? Penguins are very dangerous creatures! You shouldn't let them near you. Those little fuckers bite. Shannon, you've been bit by one? Where? Sea World?"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #9 February 2, 2005 QuoteQuote That was awesome - i just bought both the King Male and the Emporer Female - they said they would be here in two weeks. I am SOOOO excited. Are you on glue? Penguins are very dangerous creatures! You shouldn't let them near you. Those little fuckers bite. I'm getting them as like watch penguins - one never knows when a stalking Shannon will come around.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #10 February 2, 2005 Quote expensive gormet meal for the gator. I wonder if they taste like chicken, especially if you do the batter right."Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #11 February 2, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuote That was awesome - i just bought both the King Male and the Emporer Female - they said they would be here in two weeks. I am SOOOO excited. Are you on glue? Penguins are very dangerous creatures! You shouldn't let them near you. Those little fuckers bite. Shannon, you've been bit by one? Where? Sea World? Yup. I was leaning over the railing petting them and one of them turned around and bit the back of my hand off. It was very traumatic. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #12 February 2, 2005 Quote Yup. I was leaning over the railing petting them and one of them turned around and bit the back of my hand off. It was very traumatic. Pics?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #13 February 2, 2005 QuoteQuote Yup. I was leaning over the railing petting them and one of them turned around and bit the back of my hand off. It was very traumatic. Pics? I must warn you, it's very graphic. Don't view if you have a weak stomach. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #14 February 2, 2005 Quotebit the back of my hand off. It was very traumatic. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pics? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I must warn you, it's very graphic. Don't view if you have a weak stomach. Smells like a setup... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #15 February 2, 2005 QuoteI'd like an exotic pet too...but Chimeras are not available yet I guess I'm the only one who got this post. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #16 February 2, 2005 I'm gonna hold out for the pet Lemur. What shall I name my lemur? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #17 February 2, 2005 QuoteI guess I'm the only one who got this post Nope. SC... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #18 February 2, 2005 LEMURS!! I love Lemurs! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #19 February 2, 2005 Lemurs are just about the coolest animals alive.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #20 February 2, 2005 QuoteLemurs are just about the coolest animals alive.. They really are. There was a nocturnal one we used to visit at the SF zoo but the poor lil guy passed away a couple years ago. He looked like a little glow in the dark monkey bear thing. He was only about 5 inches tall. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Randy_H 0 #21 February 2, 2005 QuoteSmells like a setup... Tongue No... Baby Penguins are VERY dangerous! How to avoid a baby penguin attack, [url "http://www.geocities.com/grendelthedog/BABY_PENGUIN.html"]clicky!010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
samhussey 0 #22 February 2, 2005 Loved this in the Q & A... QuoteQ: Can I train my penguin? A: Of course! Train them well and teach them all the good tricks and amazing mind powers. Someday one of those smart penguins (maybe yours) will become a Jedi penguin, an elite status of wealth, power and strength in the penguin empire. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #23 February 2, 2005 That is one of the funniest things I have ever read. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #24 February 2, 2005 I particularely like: 3. Carry at least 60 pounds of ice cubes at all times. A baby penguin’s body temperature can reach over 200,000 degrees, and shoving ice cubes down their throat as they are trying to burn you with their acid-spit significantly reduces your chance of injuryWhy yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Randy_H 0 #25 February 2, 2005 Quote Loved this in the Q & A... Q: Can I train my penguin? A: Of course! Train them well and teach them all the good tricks and amazing mind powers. Someday one of those smart penguins (maybe yours) will become a Jedi penguin, an elite status of wealth, power and strength in the penguin empire. Yeah... just like those damn sea monkeys I sent away for about 30 years ago. My brother and I had such high hopes after seeing them in the comic book ad. The little bastards didn't do anything but circles if you held a flashlight up against the side of their tank. They didn't have sun umbrellas and hold hands like the ad showed. [angry]010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
