weegegirl 2 #1 February 18, 2005 Going on the 13th hour at the office today. Worked until 12:30 AM last night at home. Can somebody please tell me a joke???? Like your funiest joke?!?! My favorite joke comes from Amy... or was it TJ.... dunno.... but..... Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs???????? Cuz he doesn't want everyone to know that he's a Chicken Fucker!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #2 February 18, 2005 Whats the difference between a microwave and anal sex?? The Microwave wont brown your meat! There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 February 18, 2005 Knock..knock...__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #4 February 18, 2005 QuoteThe Microwave wont brown your meat! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #5 February 18, 2005 QuoteKnock..knock... Who's there??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #6 February 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteKnock..knock... Who's there??? Doris__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #7 February 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteKnock..knock... Who's there??? Doris Doris who?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #8 February 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteKnock..knock... Who's there??? Doris Doris who?? the Doris closed...that's why I'm knocking __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #9 February 18, 2005 Awe... Ivan... can't you do better than that?!?!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #10 February 18, 2005 How do you know when it is time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's house? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #11 February 18, 2005 huh huh huh.... uh... when is that mr. chris?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #12 February 18, 2005 When the big hand touches the little hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #13 February 18, 2005 QuoteWhen the big hand touches the little hand. cute! how YOU doin tonight? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #14 February 18, 2005 Doin good. Doin good. Sorry you are stuck at work. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #15 February 18, 2005 QuoteDoin good. Doin good. Sorry you are stuck at work. actually, i'm home now!! just got home, grabbed a bite to eat, and checkin email one last time. these 13-14 hour days are killing me yo!!! BUT... next weekend... reunion tour!!! xkeys!!! WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!! throw your panties on the stage!!! speaking of which... i still need to get my repack done and find my old log book. i must be at least 20 jumps behind on logging. still haven't finished last season. am i still talking?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #16 February 18, 2005 Quoteactually, i'm home now!! I just got home myself....guess I'm a little late with my response..... This old couple decides to spice up their sex life by using Viagra. The old man is too embarrassed to go get it so the woman goes to the local pharmacy. Old Lady "Do you have Viagra?" Pharmacist "Yes we do." Old Lady "Can you get it over the counter?" Pharmacist "Only if I take two!""It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #17 February 18, 2005 Well, just keep your eye on the weather, cuz last I checked the long range forecast was for it to be like 35 degrees. Not good for going to Xkeys. So keep your fingers crossed! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #18 February 18, 2005 Hershey, came-out with a new Michael Jackson candy! White chocolate with a nut inside! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #19 February 18, 2005 Why do gorillas have really big nostrils? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
