Post your riddles here!

[BillyVance 34]

I'll start... [Wink]

What do you get when you cross-breed a Bulldog with a Shih Tzu?





A Bull Shit!!!
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"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[turtlespeed 212]

I was thinking a Dog that Bull Shih Tzu.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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What does a cunt look like wrapped in plastic?
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Look at your Drivers License....

BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE!
Free the soul -- DJ

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What does a cunt look like wrapped in plastic?
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Look at your Drivers License....

You are what you eat . . .

Q: What does a dick look like wrapped up in . . . .

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[freefal 0]

Was has two legs and bleeds alot?
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Half a cat!

"Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life!

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What has seven arms and sucks?
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Def Leppard.

"Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life!

[turtlespeed 212]

How do you kill a blonde and get away with it?
















Drop a scratch and sniff sticker into a pool.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[freefal 0]

Ok, Last one I promise:
What's grey and comes in quarts?
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An elephant!

"Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life!

[missg8tordivr 0]

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F LORIDA!

[turtlespeed 212]

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Quit that

Whats FAT, and retired and sits in fromt of a computer all day?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[missg8tordivr 0]

Quit laughing??

***
F LORIDA!

[turtlespeed 212]

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Quit laughing??

Good girl -

Now hop on one leg.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[missg8tordivr 0]

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Quit laughing?? [Unimpressed]

Good girl -

Now hop on one leg.















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[turtlespeed 212]

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Quit laughing?? [Unimpressed]

Good girl -
Now hop on one leg.
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[missg8tordivr 0]

What...you don't like Florida??

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F LORIDA!

[turtlespeed 212]

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What...you don't like Florida??

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Football teams SUCK!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Conundrum 1]

What the hell? These arent riddles... they are jokes.

Here's a riddle for you:

Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?

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What...you don't like Florida??[Frown]

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Football teams SUCK!

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Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?

Dictionary

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What...you don't like Florida??[Frown]

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Football teams SUCK!

I hope that you aren't talking about The Gators!!!

[BillyVance 34]

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What the hell? These arent riddles... they are jokes. Here's a riddle for you: Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?

Ummm, the International Date Line?

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[turtlespeed 212]

Cathy has six pairs of black gloves and six pairs of brown gloves in her drawer. In complete darkness, how many gloves must she take from the drawer in order to be sure to get a pair that match? Think carefully!!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[ZegeunerLeben 0]

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Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?

>>Your memory?
Here's on for you:
It has a mouth but never speaks
It has a bed but never sleeps
It has a head but not one that weeps
What is it?

[turtlespeed 212]

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Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?

>>Your memory?
Here's on for you:
It has a mouth but never speaks
It has a bed but never sleeps
It has a head but not one that weeps
What is it?

River

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[PsychoBob 0]

***I hope that you aren't talking about The Gators!!!

He mean't football teams not whining little girls in uniforms! Go Noles!

Okay Gatordiver, go ahead a blast me!

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
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