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Ode to Beer! (Your Favorite)

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My Favorite beer is the kind thats free,
For new jumpers supply it to me,
for things done wrong, and things done right, all the DZ shall drink tonight!

Write a poem about your favorite beer! For it is truely the lifes blood of this sport!:ph34r:

BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE!
Free the soul -- DJ

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My Favorite beer is the kind thats free,
For new jumpers supply it to me,
for things done wrong, and things done right, all the DZ shall drink tonight!

Write a poem about your favorite beer! For it is truely the lifes blood of this sport!:ph34r:



You forgot to add COLD B|


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beer, oh, beer... how i love thee!
i drink you up, and then i have to pee!

:P:D


Classic!

I cant believe with THIS many alcoholics inone place there isnt more ode's to beer!

BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE!
Free the soul -- DJ

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The Beer Drinkers Anthem

DOUGH... the stuff, that buys me beer
RAY..... the guy that sells me beer
ME...... the one, who drinks the beer
FAR..... a long way to the beer
SO...... I'll have another beer
LA...... La la la la la beer
TEA...... no thanks, I'm drinking beer

That will leave me with no DOUGH.....

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Ales and porters and lagers oh my
Beer is tasty and the hours fly by
Next thing I know
My tits I might show
With beer you won't think me shy
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Ales and porters and lagers oh my
Beer is tasty and the hours fly by
Next thing I know
My tits I might show
With beer you won't think me shy



Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits!
She said tits!...A might fine thing to see as a by-product of drinking to much beer! (or just enough beer...depends on how you look at it):P

BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE!
Free the soul -- DJ

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Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits!
She said tits!...A might fine thing to see as a by-product of drinking to much beer! (or just enough beer...depends on how you look at it):P



Well, it usually takes "just one more," purchased by the person who wants to see the tits. A girl's gotta maintain some standards, y'know. :D

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Fear?! Not with beer! As he pulled the green heiniken bottle from his cooler he said "
Say Hello to my little friend!"
There have to be more drunken poets out there!

BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE!
Free the soul -- DJ

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